Surely I'm too young for this

[Lex Diamonds]

Just reached day 2 of the most epic hangover of all time. Older people always say they didn't start getting hangovers until their mid-late 20s but I seem to have caught up cuz this is a beast. I drank for around 2 weeks (from waking to sleeping) and finished with a ridiculous session on Wednesday (starting 1pm and finishing 9am Thursday morning).

Anyway yesterday I drank a whole bottle of bourbon, smoked an eighth (of high grade) and I've had sex around 7/8 times in the last 24 hours. Normally these things work but I am still feeling the roughness from Wednesday (it's not a new hangover cuz whisky ones are different). (n)

Any genius cures? Ones that actually work please.

[Helvete]

Short of killing yourself, I don't know.

[kaiser soze]

that's not a hangover

it's syphilis

:)

[beastiegirrl101]

orange gatorade and carrot cake...works every time.

[Kid Presentable]

You mean posting about it here hasn't cured you?

[Fern]

Just reached day 2 of the most epic hangover of all time. Older people always say they didn't start getting hangovers until their mid-late 20s but I seem to have caught up cuz this is a beast. I drank for around 2 weeks (from waking to sleeping) and finished with a ridiculous session on Wednesday (starting 1pm and finishing 9am Thursday morning).

Anyway yesterday I drank a whole bottle of bourbon, smoked an eighth (of high grade) and I've had sex around 7/8 times in the last 24 hours. Normally these things work but I am still feeling the roughness from Wednesday (it's not a new hangover cuz whisky ones are different). (n)

Any genius cures? Ones that actually work please.

When I am hungover, I eat between 1-2 lbs of fresh peaches

[Kid Presentable]

HE MEANS VIRGINS

[na§tee]

yeah, well, i've drank 3 bottles of bombay sapphire, an 8 pack of special brew, shot up a shocking amount of heroin, and had sex with at least 19 virgins and 3 women and feel fresh as a fucking daisy!

[Helvete]

I like how Padster disguises his boasting threads as asking for help or advice.

[Kid Presentable]

I went on a 6 month Ice bender, wrote a children's book called 'Cyril the sausage-dog' about self-esteem and body issues, injected liquefied sheep ovaries into the eye of my penis, taught myself how to unlearn how to walk just to learn again while snorting the ashes of my grandmother off an antique Jarrah dining table, and had sex with an entire water wing factory. All while shitting whiskey into my own mouth and growing high grade out of my nostrils. Thugged out nahmsayin?

[Kid Presentable]

Pls help btw. Caught chlamydia and I don't know which of me mates gave it to her. :o

[beastiegirrl101]

I def cannot drink like I used to, it makes me sad. I have to pace it out, have some drinks...eat, drinks, water....it blows.


Nastee...the smell of Bombay Gin makes me vom.

[na§tee]

i fucking hate gin. cannot stand it. the smell would make be vomit too. BUT I STILL DRANK THREE BOTTLES SO I DID! I NECKED 'EM! IN 20 MINUTES! BEFORE BREAKFAST!

[kaiser soze]

I hoop kittens

[hpdrifter]

Eat some Pho.

[-T-]

orange gatorade and carrot cake...works every time.

I usually mix my orange gatorade with everclear but maybe thats just me. ;)

[Waus]

injected liquefied sheep ovaries into the eye of my penis

HAH

[b i o n i c]

JOlder people always say they didn't start getting hangovers until their mid-late 20s

you're never too young to be dehydrated.

those people are idiots. who the fuck said that?

[camo]

A have a multivitamin when I get back home. Seems to be doing something.

[hpdrifter]

A have a multivitamin when I get back home. Seems to be doing something.

Did you go party with Padster?

[Dorothy Wood]

I got wicked hang overs when I was young. you need to drink some water dude. you're literally filled with poison!

[rirv]

In my experience I used to think I never got particularly bad hangovers when I was 18/19/20 because I was young and a boss. Now I'm a few years older I get terrible hangovers because I am able to drink a lot more. My previous lack of hangovers was actually down to a poor attitude to drinking lots.

Anyway, to add to the boasting I drank a whole carton of tropicana, ate a whole pack of pistachios, two litres of strong Nicaraguan coffee (not fair trade) and had seven wanks. :cool:

[hpdrifter]

Also go to a sauna or (better) steam room and sweat the shit out.

[camo]

Did you go party with Padster?

No but I reckon that would be a laugh

[YoungRemy]

pffft. an "eighth (of high grade)"

bwahahahahahaha

[Dorothy Wood]

Anyway, to add to the boasting I drank a whole carton of tropicana, ate a whole pack of pistachios, two litres of strong Nicaraguan coffee (not fair trade) and had seven wanks. :cool:


*aroused*

[cosmo105]

Tonight I plan to drink several martinis, dance until I'm swaying back and forth and talking in gibberish, then pass out in my boyfriend's car and possibly puke up sweet potato fries on the side of it. And fuck Shatner.

[hpdrifter]

Won't your boyfriend be upset?

</TAL>

[ericlee]

I had the worst hangover ever at the age of 19. Being a certain age to have hangovers doesn't make much sense at all. If you over do the booze, it'll happen.

During my hangover, my friends little cousin shot me in the eye with a potato wedge from a slingshot. It definitly took my mind off of the hangover and had my mind focused on chasing that little fucker around.

[Lex Diamonds]

pffft. an "eighth (of high grade)"

bwahahahahahaha
There isn't really anything funny about that is there?

And I wasn't supposed to be boasting but it's cute some of you think that drinking large amounts is something to boast about. What are you, 13? Way to look like geeks and miss the point of the thread- the most epic hangover ever. It was a lot of effort to actually use a computer in the first place, I may as well not have bothered.

Thanks Nata for actually offering some kind of advice, I had some Vitamin C (the soluble kind), shit is crack. (y)

Am feeling a little better now after lots of sleep and good food (and more sex). Off to the bar again in 10, somebody stop me!!!!!!!

[Dorothy Wood]

just reading this thread makes my liver hurt.

[TAL]

Won't your boyfriend be upset?

</TAL>

What?

[funk63]

Thanks Nata for actually offering some kind of advice, I had some Vitamin C (the soluble kind), shit is crack. (y)

Am feeling a little better now after lots of sleep and good food (and more sex). Off to the bar again in 10, somebody stop me!!!!!!!

This thread makes me want to get wasted badly.

[Helvete]

And I wasn't supposed to be boasting but it's cute some of you think that drinking large amounts is something to boast about. What are you, 13? Way to look like geeks and miss the point of the thread- the most epic hangover ever. It was a lot of effort to actually use a computer in the first place, I may as well not have bothered.



Anyway yesterday I drank a whole bottle of bourbon, smoked an eighth (of high grade) and I've had sex around 7/8 times in the last 24 hours.


So not a single part of that was you boasting at all? Doesn't sound like it.

[Bob]

I went on a 6 month Ice bender, wrote a children's book called 'Cyril the sausage-dog' about self-esteem and body issues, injected liquefied sheep ovaries into the eye of my penis, taught myself how to unlearn how to walk just to learn again while snorting the ashes of my grandmother off an antique Jarrah dining table, and had sex with an entire water wing factory. All while shitting whiskey into my own mouth and growing high grade out of my nostrils. Thugged out nahmsayin?

lol

[ericlee]

Sure this is a boasting thread. If you just have a hangover, you could just ask for a good cure. Going into detail about the grade of weed, bourbon and sexin' isn't necessary.

Plenty of people here party it up, even I do on the weekends but nobody else posts about how they fuck, drink and smoke up.

Paddy is the only one who goes public about it. It's basically another form of attention whoring.

Have a multi-vitiman followed by a tall glass of water and a banana smoothie afterwards.

[-T-]

I'm sure paddy is a good guy in real life. If i'm ever in the neihborhood we should tip a few back. I'm pre-gaming now and about to go to the bars. (y)
alllllright

[Dorothy Wood]

lol

QFT


also, having sex 7-8 times in a day is too much. who's got that kind of time?

[Videodrome]

QFT


also, having sex 7-8 times in a day is too much. who's got that kind of time?

or energy for that matter?

[Lex Diamonds]

Haha yeah I suppose I do drink/fuck more than the average person. :)

Sorry for not realising that before I made the thread.

Cmute, thanks for the in-depth analysis. You're some kind of genius. (y)

[kaiser soze]

I killed a kitten when I broke it's neck by tightened my sphincter

:(

[YoungRemy]

There isn't really anything funny about that is there?



is the grade of the herb necessary to properly diagnose your hangover?

drink some water and pop an ibuprofen, eat a cheeseburger and wash it down with a carbonated beverage, one without alcohol preferably.

[Nicodemus]

Just keep on drinking, pussy. Don't be a quitter.

[ET]

I only get sick when I haven't eaten anything before hand. Lots of water/caffeine/waffles/vomiting always does the trick. Little bit of aspirin before bed and my future's so bright I've got to wear shades. :cool:

[ericlee]

Haha yeah I suppose I do drink/fuck more than the average person. :)

Sorry for not realising that before I made the thread.

Cmute, thanks for the in-depth analysis. You're some kind of genius. (y)

cmute. Yeah, I suppose that's another age reference. It's like you have some kind of phobia against people that are older than you but it's all good. Keep up the heavy lifestyle and you won't have to worry about reaching our age.

[mikizee]

Toast with vegemite.

Works every time

also lols at kid p

[Pres Zount]

I had about three glasses of milk today.

Both hands on the cup.

[ericlee]

I had about three glasses of milk today.

Both hands on the cup.

cold milk from the fridge with some ice cubes used to work for me.

Now, it makes my beer shits into fear shits.

[Pres Zount]

Three glasses of milk is pretty rebellious for me; I stopped drinking it in such amounts after I got kidney stones.

The thought of ice cubes in milk is sickening to me.

[russhie]

I'm curious about the sex thing. Like, if you're stoned or hungover or drunk it's a fine line between prolonged performance and awful unsatisfying sex.

So whatever stage of a bender you're in, surely you'd be useless as fuck to anyone, for the most part, and too physically tired to make any sort of sexual experience decent should you even attempt to engage in one?

[Lex Diamonds]

cmute. Yeah, I suppose that's another age reference. It's like you have some kind of phobia against people that are older than you but it's all good. Keep up the heavy lifestyle and you won't have to worry about reaching our age.
No I'm sorry but I actually thought you were Cmute. You guys are basically the same.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm curious about the sex thing. Like, if you're stoned or hungover or drunk it's a fine line between prolonged performance and awful unsatisfying sex.

So whatever stage of a bender you're in, surely you'd be useless as fuck to anyone, for the most part, and too physically tired to make any sort of sexual experience decent should you even attempt to engage in one?
Not to sound big-headed or anything but I don't really do bad sex.

[ericlee]

No I'm sorry but I actually thought you were Cmute. You guys are basically the same.

just another way of saying that you're a guy who walks around with horse blinds as a pair of shades. Yeah, I get your point.

I think you're a cool cat, paddy. I wouldn't even mess around with myself taking the time to criticize your lifestyle if I didn't partake a liking to you.

Gotta remember. Us old farts have lived that kind of lifestyle before and if we haven't then, even verbally or even typed opinions on a message board would be a waste of your time and I do respect people's personal freedom.

One good friend of mine went into a coma from playing quarters with a bottle of gin. He just stood up and crash landed his head onto the coffee table.

I wasn't one of the people who played in that game, nor did I participate into any kind of drinking game that involved hard alcohol but the host of the house just thought he passed out drunk and the people who played the game dragged him to his house where he lived with his mom and just layed him on the front porch.

His mom called the host of the party and asked what happened because he was in a coma. He was not even 19 at the time.

Preach, preach, preach...Man, I dropped so much acid, taken so many hits of ex, followed by "low grade, cow dung dropping" weed, followed by many shots of gagamister-jameson-tequilla, a keg of beer and about 5 packs of cigarettes and had some playtime with 3 different women, about 4 times each and then we scored a 60 bag of snort and repeated everything within a span of about 29 hours.

That was my lifestyle, starting at the age of 19. I didn't drink till I was 21 and on my 21st birthday, I spent that night in jail. Actually, it was one of the funniest nights I've ever had. Everyone of my pals involved bring that shit up to this day..

I suppose what I'm trying to say is, be easy on yourself once in a while. By no means am I a hypocrite because I finished 5 cans of tall boy budweisers, had a little smoke and now it's time to hit the chinese buffet with a bottle of wine and oysters on the side.

Man am I fried.

[Lex Diamonds]

That's fascinating man but I wasn't joking, I really thought you were Cmute. Sorry bro.

[ericlee]

for real, I thought I was talking to c3po when I typed that.

[ericlee]

also, let me add some quotes for, I didn't "drink" till I was 21..

Man, liquor and even beer just didn't settle right on my taste buds till I did turn 21. Many shots have been taken and also beer just had an instant gag reflex on me as soon as it hit my tongue.

Therefore, I didn't "drink". Just experimented. Beer and only beer is just fine for me now. I haven't had a drop of anything over 10%, besides sangria for almost 3 years.

[saz]

just reading this thread makes my liver hurt.

word

i haven't been drunk in years and drink solely for the taste, ie german wheat beer snob. i don't mind people getting drunk, but just as long as they can handle it and don't turn into obnoxious, cliche annoying drunks. a good friend of mine got so wasted the other weekend that he made such an ass out of himself, it was pathetic.

drugs are so much better.

[rirv]

what you wanna do is do all the vitaman and juice and smoothie bullshit when you wake up, then sit around then eat a big fuck off roast dinner then go to bed for like three or four hours. Then get up and head back to the pub, but all you cand drink is ale. for real, eight pints of flat mild bitter, get proper legless on the shit, go to bed, sleep for eight or nine or ten hours, then when you get up you will be ready to punch some sheep. yes.

[pshabi]

Older people always say they didn't start getting hangovers until their mid-late 20s but I seem to have caught up cuz this is a beast.

I've never heard anyone say that. My first hangover was in my teens. Just happened to coincide with the first time I got drunk. Go figure.

[russhie]

Not to sound big-headed or anything but I don't really do bad sex.

Most boys think that, but mediocre sex is much less painful when the person smashing away at you hasn't bragged about his talents beforehand. I operate on the basis that I'll believe it when I feel it.

Nothing against you, though. It's just that a surprising amount of young men think they're quite talented, when in actual fact they're not.

I'm still wondering how you'd do good sex on a bender.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm sure most benders think he does the wicked sex.

[Lex Diamonds]

The reason I'm good is because I don't just "smash away" like homegirl described it. 'Ladies first' is and has always been my motto. I'm not being arrogant, there aren't many things I'm good at but boning's one of them.

And rirv, that sounds amazing. I might do it today if I can find someone to cook me a roast. (y)

[roosta]

a few pints of Guinness do the trick...but then i'll be knackered for the rest of that day, and more or less useless, but it helps but the brakes on a hangover.