View Full Version : What is the weirdest, or creepiest thing you've ever seen?
Yetra Flam
05-20-2009, 12:11 AM
you first
some guy downtown reciting quotes from the bible as he was pissing in a bus stop, and when he was done he touched the persons face right next to him and ran away.
you first
then again every time i go bowling a guy shows up on another lane each sunday and he looks like danny devito as the penguin
beastiegirrl101
05-20-2009, 09:05 AM
Cancun during spring break.
Lex Diamonds
05-20-2009, 09:06 AM
Planetary
MC Moot
05-20-2009, 09:15 AM
1992 in Varanasi:Aghori sect indians on the banks of the Ganges,stirring through the ashes of a funeral pyre for bits of human bone to knaw on...right around midnight...
An Icecream Truck Driver with a lazy eye......
Once I saw a load of birds all stood in a group squawking at one another. There was two Herons, loads of sparrows, blackbirds and starlings, some blue tits and a few pigeons. It was like they were having a a fuckin' bird meeting or something.
b i o n i c
05-20-2009, 11:10 AM
i meant to write about this somewhere
about a week ago i was driving out of the gas station lot when i made eye contact with this woman/man/thing as i turned out. the creepiest person i've ever seen. i think it was a woman because the person was wearing big dangly earrings, a dress and badly applied makeup. but there was lots of stubble, thin curly hair and ROUGH looking skin. they looked like a cross between the prodigy, the big tough curly haired blonde kobra khan in karate kid, edith bunker and hiacynth in keeping appearances. and he/she looked mean.
Echewta
05-20-2009, 11:19 AM
The south.
YoungRemy
05-20-2009, 11:20 AM
i meant to write about this somewhere
about a week ago i was driving out of the gas station lot when i made eye contact with this woman/man/thing as i turned out. the creepiest person i've ever seen. i think it was a woman because the person was wearing big dangly earrings, a dress and badly applied makeup. but there was lots of stubble, thin curly hair and ROUGH looking skin. they looked like a cross between the prodigy, the big tough curly haired blonde kobra khan in karate kid, edith bunker and hiacynth in keeping appearances. and he/she looked mean.
was he/she/it wearing nothing but a plastic bag while taking a shit on the subway, then proceeding to take a huge rip off his/her/its crack pipe?
because that's the story I would share.
b i o n i c
05-20-2009, 11:25 AM
^ haha(y) ^
you get extra points if your was before 2am.
oh wait, i did walk by a homeless person sleeping and pooping at the same time(y) sleeping or extremely high.
NoFenders
05-20-2009, 11:40 AM
The south.
Of France?
Drederick Tatum
05-20-2009, 11:59 AM
a three-legged sparrow at Knots Berry Farm in LA.
paul jones
05-20-2009, 12:01 PM
I've seen loads of mad shit,where do I start?
hmmmm
b i o n i c
05-20-2009, 12:02 PM
always start with the homeless
hpdrifter
05-20-2009, 12:52 PM
How appropos. This morning I saw the creepiest thing I've seen in my entire life. I went to get my license tabs renewed and there, bathed in the fluorescent light of the DOL were two life-sized dolls. They were dolls of old people, they looked like grandparents or something sitting in two plastic chairs as though they were there to greet the unsuspecting, car-driving public.
They were obviously very very old and their faces and hands were made of shiny plastic or wax. The head on the male doll had obviously gotten too close to something hot at some point over the years as it's face was badly misshapen, bloated and sort of hanging on one side. One of his feet was also badly twisted to the right.
At first I couldn't tell if they were real people or not. I stood there gaping, trying to get my eyes to adjust so I could figure it out without approaching them. Then I saw the sign, "Please don't touch the dolls, they are very old".
*shudder*
b i o n i c
05-20-2009, 12:56 PM
who the fuck decided to make that sign and not throw them away is my question
Echewta
05-20-2009, 12:58 PM
I've met a number of board members
hpdrifter
05-20-2009, 01:48 PM
I am fairly certain I am going to have nightmares about them tonight.
*double shudder*
hpdrifter
05-20-2009, 01:55 PM
Twice in one day?
Like letting an AIDS patient give to a handy or a BJ just to make them feel like they are there.....(lb)
Dorothy Wood
05-20-2009, 02:30 PM
when I was 8 I found a pornographic novel about incest, and read it. it had pictures. it's how I learned the words "cock" and "cunt". I still remember certain parts of it that were burned into my brain apparently. it was my father's book.
do I win? :(
hpdrifter
05-20-2009, 02:35 PM
Holy jesus. :( Why is there no horrified smiley?
Maybe an inappropriate question, if so I apologize and you don't need to answer. Does this have to do with the reason you and your father are estranged?
Helvete
05-20-2009, 02:38 PM
Of France?
How dare you! South of France is amazing.
Dorothy Wood
05-20-2009, 03:18 PM
Holy jesus. :( Why is there no horrified smiley?
Maybe an inappropriate question, if so I apologize and you don't need to answer. Does this have to do with the reason you and your father are estranged?
well, I'd been looking at my dad's porn since I was 5 or 6, penthouse mostly. so I knew he was a perv. I honestly think he probably had the incest books (there were 2 that I found) because he got off on the taboo of reading about it, not because he wanted to fuck his family. I will say, oddly, the saving grace of the book I read was the photos. the people in the photos were adults thankfully, and for some reason they kind of made the whole idea of incest seem fake. like it wasn't a book about a real thing or real people, it was just a story somebody made up that these people were acting out.
it's really only a tiny piece of why we are estranged. (for the record, he has only ever treated me like a princess and never tried anything shady with me...besides a little bit of an attempt at brainwashing to turn me against my mother, which I thwarted by screaming and punching and running away).
basically, my father's a sociopath, that's why we're estranged. he can't manipulate me like he can other people because I know his game. we get along really well, but I just can't be around him because he's a terrible person, racist and cruel. Luckily I have within me the goodness and light of my mother, otherwise I might give in to darker instincts inherited from my father more often.
:/
MC Moot
05-20-2009, 03:25 PM
SHIT...I had a job delivering furniture one summer while going to school…on a Saturday afternoon we were stuck in traffic in a 5 ton truck on the Lions Gate Bridge in Vancouver…when my partner see’s a man running between the lanes,naked…people were honking and it was blazing hot, we were exhausted trying to get back to Richmond…then the man got about 5 car lengths in front of the truck,jumped off the bridge deck, over onto the bike lane and then jumped completely off the bridge…suicide…I had totally blocked this out…WHAM!...it just hit me...that’s the mind protecting itself I suppose…(lb)
Freebasser
05-20-2009, 03:32 PM
A guy strapped with his arms and legs spread out onto a massive piece of plywood by the side of the main road, naked apart from a piece of A4 paper sellotaped to his junk, with a gag in his mouth, a traffic cone on his head and four stickers stuck to his chest each one with one of the words "I" "am" "a" and "twat" written on it.
I know usually I make loads of shit up, but the above is completely real. It happened during the school closing hour too, so hundreds of kids were laughing at him as they walked past on the way home (y)
hpdrifter
05-20-2009, 03:33 PM
basically, my father's a sociopath, that's why we're estranged. he can't manipulate me like he can other people because I know his game. we get along really well, but I just can't be around him because he's a terrible person, racist and cruel. Luckily I have within me the goodness and light of my mother, otherwise I might give in to darker instincts inherited from my father more often.
:/
Well i'm glad it wasn't... the other thing. But it still sounds pretty bad.
A guy strapped with his arms and legs spread out onto a massive piece of plywood by the side of the main road, naked apart from a piece of A4 paper sellotaped to his junk, with a gag in his mouth, a traffic cone on his head and four stickers stuck to his chest each one with one of the words "I" "am" "a" and "twat" written on it.
I know usually I make loads of shit up, but the above is completely real. It happened during the school closing hour too, so hundreds of kids were laughing at him as they walked past on the way home (y)
that sounds horrible, something i wouldn't want to give a thumbs up for.
hpdrifter
05-20-2009, 03:57 PM
SHIT...I had a job delivering furniture one summer while going to school…on a Saturday afternoon we were stuck in traffic in a 5 ton truck on the Lions Gate Bridge in Vancouver…when my partner see’s a man running between the lanes,naked…people were honking and it was blazing hot, we were exhausted trying to get back to Richmond…then the man got about 5 car lengths in front of the truck,jumped off the bridge deck, over onto the bike lane and then jumped completely off the bridge…suicide…I had totally blocked this out…WHAM!...it just hit me...that’s the mind protecting itself I suppose…(lb)
There's a lot of stuff in this thread that sounds horrible, see above. I thought there'd more funny-creepy like mine but some of this stuff is just weirding me out.
funk63
05-20-2009, 06:50 PM
basically, my father's a sociopath, that's why we're estranged. he can't manipulate me like he can other people because I know his game. we get along really well, but I just can't be around him because he's a terrible person, racist and cruel. Luckily I have within me the goodness and light of my mother, otherwise I might give in to darker instincts inherited from my father more often.
:/
I think your dad is my mom. :(
kaiser soze
05-20-2009, 10:42 PM
this is pretty creepy
http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/
http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/568765
The Anti-Fornication Thong got me. I'm sold, creepy Jesus.
Saya, (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2009/03/11/2009-03-11_saya_japans_robot_teacher_can_smile_and_-2.html) the Japanese Robot. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxpgn4IibQ)
Randetica
05-21-2009, 03:12 AM
my dad's dick
skinnybutphat
05-21-2009, 11:13 AM
Pretty sure I ran over a dead body wrapped in plastic on the highway in St. Louis a few years back.
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=91285
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n77auNQDiPk
silence7
05-23-2009, 04:04 AM
I had to testify in a murder case when I was about 14/15. Waiting in the hall to go into the courtroom, they led the two defendants past me in their orange jumpsuits, handcuffs, and shackles. Then I had to actually testify against them and point them out.
These people had been my fun neighbors for the past 2 years or so.
Long story short, Insurance scam, their friend threatened to rat on them, they killed him.
Probably the creapiest thing I've seen, is them looking up at me while I was on the stand, and knowing that I was helping them go away for a LONG time.
destructo
05-23-2009, 11:26 PM
My next door neighbor. He walks through the condo court yard talking about how much he likes trains. He also rubs other guys bellies and then compares them with the size of his. I've also caught him standing outside my condo and staring into my living room through the patio door.
I avoid this guy as much as possible.
My next door neighbor. He walks through the condo court yard talking about how much he likes trains. He also rubs other guys bellies and then compares them with the size of his. I've also caught him standing outside my condo and staring into my living room through the patio door.
I avoid this guy as much as possible.
I think I met that guy, but gladly since you brought it up if I see this guy near me I will go the other way.
Helvete
05-24-2009, 10:28 AM
No, that's not weird at all.
b i o n i c
05-24-2009, 10:35 AM
My next door neighbor. He walks through the condo court yard talking about how much he likes trains. He also rubs other guys bellies and then compares them with the size of his.
and when he's not doing that, this is where you can find him
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=91285
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wdmSL2-Ock
silence7
05-26-2009, 12:14 AM
I think I want to change mine, or add to it... Over the weekend I went and saw the Gunther Von Hagen's "Body Worlds" exhibition... Plastinated human bodys on display so you can see how everything comes apart and goes back together...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg7FuKqKY4E
I'd seen documentaries before about it, and got the chance to actually see it, not really as creepy as you would think, just very fascinating and strange.
b i o n i c
05-27-2009, 03:23 PM
i think one of the most jarring things to see is yourself hurt
i fucked up my finger once. looking at it bent in a z shape was extremely self consciously weird, creepy, shocking, whatever.. i couldnt say anything for 5 minutes
DandyFop
05-27-2009, 11:33 PM
I was sitting at a pizzeria with a friend, on the balcony. We were the only people there, sitting facing the street. Across the street was a bus stop. A very large lady, 350/400 pounds, and a guy in a wheelchair, came up to the bus stop. It soon became apparent to us that they were touching each other erotically...she put her purse on his lap and was touching his junk. She then rolled around on the ground in front of him, stood up, and he put his hands up her shirt. She then touched his groin more and he made loud retard-like noises.
In the location we were in, I'm fairly certain my friend and I were the only people witnessing this. This pizza place is the only business in that area and there were hardly any other people around.
Then, a taxi pulled up, and they got in and left. That was almost weirder than the rest of it...they were waiting for a taxi...at the bus stop.
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