Brother Beats
05-26-2009, 10:35 AM
(y)
Greetings Earthlings,
The time is upon you.... fellow inhibitors of this green planet. The Earths revolution to the sun has brought us closer together and we are now experiencing solar flares and radiating heat from the lone star like never before. You on earth refer to this as summer, or global warming......!! But fear not as the Beastie Boys begin to embark on adventures across your planet they will bring into effect a cooling process that will spread contagiously throughout the ears of millions of innocent individuals. With ear drum busting sounds that will counter effect the global warming process (or summer as you humans may call it) you will experience a chilled out effect that will heavily set in around mid September (in Earth time of course). This effect will last for approximately six earth months and will begin to fade around mid March, as the process will then repeat its self.
Known on Earth as the "Beastie Effect" this process is the only proven method to combat the climate change your planet is experiencing. In order for the "Beastie Effect" to take place and to protect you and your home planet from this change in climate we, as intergalactic travelers, highly recommend that you allow and help spread the effect of the Beastie. As this is for your own good, and will only ensure the safety and longevity of your species.
To help ensure that the "Beastie Effect" reaches as many ears as possible we (the intergalactic travelers who's genus identity will remain concealed) will be helping in the spread of this effect. We will do so by wearing disguises. These disguises will make us appear to be a lot taller than average homo sapiens. Our hidden identity is not ment to cause distraction to the "Beastie Effect", but rather to instill confidence in its followers. For our time on Earth we will be known as Tall Walks of Life and can be contacted via your world wide web at tallwalksoflife.com.
Please help us save your planet..... visit beastieboys.com to find "Beastie Effect" gatherings nearest you.
Sincerely,
Your alien benefactors.
(y)
Greetings Earthlings,
The time is upon you.... fellow inhibitors of this green planet. The Earths revolution to the sun has brought us closer together and we are now experiencing solar flares and radiating heat from the lone star like never before. You on earth refer to this as summer, or global warming......!! But fear not as the Beastie Boys begin to embark on adventures across your planet they will bring into effect a cooling process that will spread contagiously throughout the ears of millions of innocent individuals. With ear drum busting sounds that will counter effect the global warming process (or summer as you humans may call it) you will experience a chilled out effect that will heavily set in around mid September (in Earth time of course). This effect will last for approximately six earth months and will begin to fade around mid March, as the process will then repeat its self.
Known on Earth as the "Beastie Effect" this process is the only proven method to combat the climate change your planet is experiencing. In order for the "Beastie Effect" to take place and to protect you and your home planet from this change in climate we, as intergalactic travelers, highly recommend that you allow and help spread the effect of the Beastie. As this is for your own good, and will only ensure the safety and longevity of your species.
To help ensure that the "Beastie Effect" reaches as many ears as possible we (the intergalactic travelers who's genus identity will remain concealed) will be helping in the spread of this effect. We will do so by wearing disguises. These disguises will make us appear to be a lot taller than average homo sapiens. Our hidden identity is not ment to cause distraction to the "Beastie Effect", but rather to instill confidence in its followers. For our time on Earth we will be known as Tall Walks of Life and can be contacted via your world wide web at tallwalksoflife.com.
Please help us save your planet..... visit beastieboys.com to find "Beastie Effect" gatherings nearest you.
Sincerely,
Your alien benefactors.
(y)