With reviews like these, how could I not order one of these shirts?

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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Black-Dragon-T-Shirt/dp/B000GKUGCQ/ref=pd_sim_a_6

[Drederick Tatum]

welcome to last week on Digg.

[camo]

I really don't get it. I have a few of these shirts, sweaters even. I think they're great and totally compliment my tribal tattoo's :confused:

[Audio.]

welcome to last week on Digg.
damn!

:mad:

[Matt]

One should not be intimidated by Tuscan Whole Milk. Nor should one prejudge, despite the fact that Tuscan is non-vintage and comes in such large containers. Do not be fooled: this is not a jug milk. I always find it important to taste milk using high-quality stemware -- this is milk deserving of something better than a Flintstones plastic tumbler. One should pour just a small dollop and swirl it in the glass -- note the coating and look for clots or discoloration. And the color -- it should be opaque, and very, very white. Now, immerse your nose in the glass and take a whiff. Tuscan transports you instantly to scenic hill towns in central Italy (is that Montepulciano I detect?) --- there is the loamy clay, the green grass of summer days, the towering cypress. And those gentle hints of Italian flowers -- wild orchids, sunflowers, poppies. Then, one takes in the thick liquid and lets it roll across and under the tongue -- what is that? perhaps a hint of a nutty Edam cheese? With Tuscan, you feel the love of every dairyperson involved -- from the somewhat sad and deranged farmhand shovelling steaming cowpies to the bored union milk maiden dreaming of leaving this soul crushing life behind for a job waiting tables for obnoxious American tourists in Siena. But not too fast -- sip gently, slowly, or one is in danger of not only missing the subtleties of the milk's texture and its terroir, but -- if chilled too long -- also of giving oneself a blinding ice cream headache. Nay, savor the goodness that only dairymen and dairywomen working at the apex of their craft can deliver. Tuscan is best drunk young -- no, no, don't cellar this gem -- I guarantee you'll be sorry if you do. I recommend pairing with freshly baked macadamia nut scones. Milk Expectorator gives this one a 92.

[camo]

What is it with the milk? Please enlighten us non americans (y)

[Matt]

Shipping problem: Item not marked as perishable., May 24, 2009
By J. Mazambo (Myanmar) - See all my reviews
I ordered 300 units of this item in an attempt to furnish a small raft to escape my country which is ridden with civil unrest and street-side executions by local militia death squads. However, when the Tuscan Whole Milk did eventually arrive after 3 months of waiting and various bribes in the means of lewd sex acts to local warlords that control the only air strip in the area, the milk was spoiled. This was a detrimental blow to my plan to barter the product in exchange for food needed for my voyage. Absolutely unacceptable shipping standards. 1 Star.

[peterclamp]

i now want one of these (y)

[Echewta]

"This seller is a very good seller."

[Helvete]

I've always thought those black t-shirts with wolves, dragons, eagles and other sorts of hippy crap were kinda lame. The only people I've ever seen wear them are middle-aged men with long hair and far too much beard. Or maybe weird goth types for the more darker images like skulls and dragons.

I know that's not the point of this thread and those reviews are purely comedy, but just saying, ya know?

[b i o n i c]

i find it really funny when someone hands me their business card and their title is "owner"

[ericlee]

welcome to last week on Digg.

More like welcome to '06.

:/

[yeahwho]

I'm going to explain to you what it's like wearing this shirt. Each separate occasion merits a new stage of awesomeness being unlocked.

great stuff

[funk63]

I was thinking about buying this shirt for my husband because I think he would really love it. However, I am very concerned about the reviews stating it changes people. I happen to like him just the way he is. Any advice? I really love the shirt!

If he's already a red-blooded hunter in the night with nothing but his prey and his woman on his mind, then you'll notice no change at all.

Don't worry! Buy the shirt. If your husband changes, simply rip off the shirt, turn it inside out and put back on him. He'll return to his original self. Please don't spread the word about this secret cure. I'm going to try to market it on ebay and make millions!

hahaha this is awesome stuff. I can't wait to see someone walking around with this on.