If you hit the boss then the rest fall in position

[Lex Diamonds]

Last night I was in a taxi on the way to a club with a few friends. One guy and 3 girls. One of the girls has this skin pigment thing which means half her skin is white and half of it is brown (she's Asian). Anyway this gang of Asian dudes started pointing at her and laughing from a car next to us on the way into town so we flipped them off and our cab driver put pedal to metal and wove through traffic going at quite a pace til we got to the club to try and avoid beef. But they followed us all the way, proper close behind all menacing like.

The taxi driver didn't want the trouble so he peeled off as soon as we were on the curb and the club is at the end of this long alley thing so they came screeching up and all jumped out I thought we were going to get stabbed or some shit. They came up to us so me and my friend stepped in front of the ladies to meet them and they started talking all this shit about us swearing at them and insulting my female friend some more. Anyway there was this big fucker who was clearly the ring leader cuz he was talking the most and the rest of them were smaller than him... he was just generally large, width and height-wise. He was in my friend's face and one of the other unimportant ones was trying to square up to me. I saw the big one push my friend in the face and then I flipped, pushed the guy in front of me to one side and just swung for the big guy's face, hard as I could. I think I got a pretty good connection even though I was practically swinging around someone.

Anyway, I instantly regretted it because we were outnumbered 4 to 2 and if they're the kind of guys who drive around looking for fights there was a good chance one of them was carrying a weapon. Plus we were in a quiet alley, I was pretty much certain we were about to take a beating but I stood my ground with my body open and waited for them do something. Instead of rushing me like I thought, the sidekicks or whatever all crowded round their big boss to see if he was OK and took him back to the car, shouting lame insults at us and again saying shit to the girl. Instead of fighting back they just got in the car and reversed out to drive away (obviously we gave them a few "wanker" signs and some more insults for good measure). I was pretty shocked that they just left like that, in a way it was annoying cuz I had to go into the club full of adrenaline and was pretty much ready for a fight for the rest of the night.

Anyway, the moral of the story is: fat Asians are pussies. Nah I kid. It was weird to me though because although people always say "go for the biggest one" or whatever I never actually thought it would work. I spent the rest of the night feeling like a supreme bad man. (y)

[camo]

I've fronted up to a fair few of them in Bradford. They're all mouth and no trousers. I especially found it funny when one of them taunted me because I was on my own so when I called him out he approached me with his hands in a defensive boxing position as if he was Amir Khan. All I had to do was pull a smile whilst looking over his shoulder and then kick his skinny legs from beneath him.

[Kid Presentable]

Lucky, dude. But your heart was in the right place. The only fight I've been in was with some dude who shoved his girlfriend over a bunch of tables in a club.

[camo]

I hope you stoved his face

[Fern]

that pinky ring shit.....

[Planetary]

afterwards were all the girls saying "my hero!" and fluttering their eyelids whilst hugging you as you walked in?

i expect so

[Kid Presentable]

I hope you stoved his face

I shagged his missus (said female).

[Randetica]

paddy is The man, i always knew it

[Whatitis]

I thought this would be one of those lyrical exerpt threads.

Now I wish it was.

[Lex Diamonds]

afterwards were all the girls saying "my hero!" and fluttering their eyelids whilst hugging you as you walked in?

i expect so
Yeah pretty much, it was awesome.

Thanks for the fascinating input Whatitis, maybe one day my threads will be as good as yours? I can only dream!

[Nuzzolese]

This is so strange to think of humans living in civilization (not having to rely on these kinds of adrenalin-jacked impulses to fight and physically protect) and still having their impulses triggered in such a way.

It's like these abilities and hormones are lying in wait like a sleeping dragon inside people because they don't need them on a day-to-day basis. There is nothing to physically defend, no hunting to do. We've set up laws and order to avoid such confrontations. It's illegal to impede on someone's rights to walk down the street without being pounced upon. It leaves us feeling calmer and it's a good thing to have that kind of order and law and such.

But nothing can avoid the fact that men, especially, still have that natural aggression in them anyway. Look how it comes out in the most stupid and ineffectual way; making fun of a girl and following a group of people only to spark up the sleeping aggression monster in Padster and then just part ways, Padster still seeped in aggression the whole night long with nowhere to put it.

This aggression must get frustrated in men, perhaps even without their awareness of it, and that's why they drive recklessly or something, or feel impulses to do something stupid. I don't know.

Maybe it's a good thing to know that the aggression and itch for a fight are stored away there when you need it. But it's disappointing to think that the times when you need it are not so very important.

[Bob]

This is so strange to think of humans living in civilization (not having to rely on these kinds of adrenalin-jacked impulses to fight and physically protect) and still having their impulses triggered in such a way.

It's like these abilities and hormones are lying in wait like a sleeping dragon inside people because they don't need them on a day-to-day basis. There is nothing to physically defend, no hunting to do. We've set up laws and order to avoid such confrontations. It's illegal to impede on someone's rights to walk down the street without being pounced upon. It leaves us feeling calmer and it's a good thing to have that kind of order and law and such.

But nothing can avoid the fact that men, especially, still have that natural aggression in them anyway. Look how it comes out in the most stupid and ineffectual way; making fun of a girl and following a group of people only to spark up the sleeping aggression monster in Padster and then just part ways, Padster still seeped in aggression the whole night long with nowhere to put it.

This aggression must get frustrated in men, perhaps even without their awareness of it, and that's why they drive recklessly or something, or feel impulses to do something stupid. I don't know.

Maybe it's a good thing to know that the aggression and itch for a fight are stored away there when you need it. But it's disappointing to think that the times when you need it are not so very important.

this is why we have fight clubs. that movie was a documentary, you know

[Nuzzolese]

Does backyard wrestling count as a fight club? I think it serves the same purpose.

[YoungRemy]

What is the proper term for an Asian in Britain? is it British Asian or Asian British?

We have this ultra PC world we live in where in USA, everyone is Asian American, African American or so on. Never mind the fact that if you saw a Jamaican on the street, or a Brit for that matter, without saying anything to them, the PC thing to do would be to refer to them as African American, even though they are really a Jamaican or a Brit, no?

Are most Asians in Britain from Southeast Asia or South Asia? I am making an assumption that they are. Sorry for derailing your thread.

I need to travel the world.

[Helvete]

Good story, Pad. I always like it in situations like this where the correct people get put in their place.