ride to the boys acl

[twelvecansam]

organizing a ride - bunch of people ridin from San Antonio to Austin

sraight to the boys (beasties if you will)

c'mon and ride!

contact twelvecansam

[camo]

CAMERON
(weak)
Hello?

FERRIS' VOICE
Cameron! What's happening?

CAMERON
Very little.

FERRIS' VOICE
How do you feel?

CAMERON
Shredded.

FERRIS' VOICE
Is your mother in the room?

Cameron takes the thermometer out of his mouth.

CAMERON
She's not home. Where are you?

FERRIS' VOICE
Home.

24 INT. FERRIS' FAMILY ROOM. FERRIS 24

Ferris is sprawled out in the chair.

FERRIS
I'm taking the day off. Get
dressed and come over.

CAMERON'S VOICE
I can't. I'm sick.

FERRIS
It's all in your head. Come on over.

25 INT. CAMERON'S ROOM 25

Cameron's insistant.

CAMERON
I feel like complete shit, Ferris.
I can't go anywhere.

FERRIS' VOICE
I'm sorry to hear that. Now, come
on over and pick me up.

Ferris disconnects. Cameron slowly hangs up the phone.

CAMERON
I'm dying.

The phone rings again. Cameron hits the speaker button.

FERRIS' VOICE
You're not dying. You just can't think
of anything good to do.

26 INT. FERRIS' FAMILY ROOM 26

Ferris hangs up.

FERRIS
If anybody needs a day off, it's
Cameron. He has alot of things to
sort out before he graduates. He
can't be wound this tight and go
to college. His roommate'll kill
him. I've come close myself. But I
like him. He's a little easier to
take when you know why he's like he
is. The boy cannot relax. Pardon
by French but Cameron is so tight
that if you stuck a lump of coal up
his ass, in two weeks you'd have a
diamond.
(after-thought)
And Cameron would worry that he'd
owe taxes on it.