Nuzzolese
06-05-2009, 12:34 PM
I just saw a really short trailer for the movie New Moon, which is the sequal to Tilight. And it looks pretty awesome because there's a buff shirtless werewolf who saves the girl's life after her vampire boyfriend had to leave her so his family wouldn't try to eat her whenever she got a paper cut.
This begs the question: Let's say you're a teenaged girl, would you rather be dating a vampire or a werewolf?
I think I would rather date the werewolf because he'd be warmer and probably cuddlier - like a dog. And I wouldn't have to worry about him being constantly enticed to suck my blood. Although I probably would have to worry about him chewing up my shoes and possibly drooling on me. But that's okay when you think about how we could go to the beach together (where I could tie a bandana around his neck and he could catch a frisbee in the air - in human form, of course.) Meanwhile, the vampire boyfriend would probably keep me up all night with his depressing banter seeing as he doesn't sleep and he's immortal.
But then see, it's hard to know what you're going to get with either of them because there are so many various legends. I guess you just have to take chances in love. So which would you choose? What would you risk? Either way you could get eaten!
This begs the question: Let's say you're a teenaged girl, would you rather be dating a vampire or a werewolf?
I think I would rather date the werewolf because he'd be warmer and probably cuddlier - like a dog. And I wouldn't have to worry about him being constantly enticed to suck my blood. Although I probably would have to worry about him chewing up my shoes and possibly drooling on me. But that's okay when you think about how we could go to the beach together (where I could tie a bandana around his neck and he could catch a frisbee in the air - in human form, of course.) Meanwhile, the vampire boyfriend would probably keep me up all night with his depressing banter seeing as he doesn't sleep and he's immortal.
But then see, it's hard to know what you're going to get with either of them because there are so many various legends. I guess you just have to take chances in love. So which would you choose? What would you risk? Either way you could get eaten!