I will type anything you want me to for food.

[Freebasser]

Just try me.

[funk63]

Type a bunch of racial slurs.

[Bob]

type "aluminum"

[mate_spawn_die]

i would do anything for love...

but i won't do that

[Audio.]

type gay jokes for samwich

[Freebasser]

Type a bunch of racial slurs.

Cracker
Raghead
Spic
Jew
Nigger
Cracker
Gooback

I felt bad so I put Cracker in twice :(

[Freebasser]

type "aluminum"

Alumin...

Alumin...

Alu... I can't do it.

aluminIum


Ahhh.... better.

[Freebasser]

i would do anything for love...

but i won't do that

Meatloaf is sexy.

[Freebasser]

type gay jokes for samwich

Q: What did one gay man say to another at the bar?
A: Mind if I push your stool in a little bit?

That is the only gay joke that I know.

[na§tee]

a ode to padster's penis.

[roosta]

threaten to kill the president in the Political forum.

[Freebasser]

a ode to padster's penis.

Oh Padster's penis is lovely
Though shrivelled and dinky it may be
This appears not to put off the young ladies
As they clamour to be the first to touch its head
Under the silken sheets of the Padster's bed
Its shaft so bent
Its veins so large
The bitches love his pink cigar
So join me now in saying praise
To Padster's penis - it's not for gays!

[Freebasser]

threaten to kill the president in the Political forum.

But I love the president of Ireland! :(

[Dorothy Wood]

make up a rap about how much you like poop.

[MC Moot]

Type a little bit about how living on Coronation Street is and why Man U isn't fit to lick the turf from F.C Barcelona's cleats...then you can go to Roy's Rolls for bangers and mash on me...

[funk63]

Cracker
Raghead
Spic
Jew
Nigger
Cracker
Gooback

I felt bad so I put Cracker in twice :(

A bag of gummy bears for you!

[Bob]

now type erb

[Freebasser]

make up a rap about how much you like poop.

Poop poop that's how I roll
Light and fluffy or hard as coal
My poop is always consitently brown
It's the poopinest poop in this fuckin' town
So don't mess or I'll mess and fling it at you
And your sucker ass mouth will be full of my poo

[Freebasser]

Type a little bit about how living on Coronation Street is and why Man U isn't fit to lick the turf from F.C Barcelona's cleats...then you can go to Roy's Rolls for bangers and mash on me...

Coronation Street is ok, but life can get a bit grim. Not a week goes by without something kicking off, and the less said about that fucking cat the better!

Barcelona are a very good team, but United have a team capable of giving them a fair fight and perhaps even winning. Pity that it wasn't to be the other week. Awful United performance, where they weren't fit to lick the turf from Barcelona's ... cleats. But hey - there's always next year ;)

*goes out for bangers n' mash*

[Freebasser]

now type erb

herb

[Guy Incognito]

give us a rap about how you adore rafael benitez

[Bob]

herb

thanks, prick

[Freebasser]

give us a rap about how you adore rafael benitez

Yo Rafa, Rafa
He's Liverpool's gafa
And I love the motherfucka
Why? Cos he makes me laugh-a
With his funny little beard and his funny little face
And his list of funny facts that put others in their place
His funny long-ball system and his funny 'trophy haul'
Without our funny Rafa there'd be no fun in football!

[funk63]

Write a gay romance novel about Yauch and Mike D.

[Videodrome]

this is the best thread i've ever read. pure comedy gold.

fuck every other thread ever made.

[Matt]

Do a backflip and describe it. Bonus points for nudity.

[roosta]

But I love the president of Ireland! :(

So do I....so do i.....this is why it's a challenge....

[Guy Incognito]

Yo Rafa, Rafa
He's Liverpool's gafa
And I love the motherfucka
Why? Cos he makes me laugh-a
With his funny little beard and his funny little face
And his list of funny facts that put others in their place
His funny long-ball system and his funny 'trophy haul'
Without our funny Rafa there'd be no fun in football!

hahaha(y)

i'll fax you over a pork pie in a bit

[Freebasser]

Write a gay romance novel about Yauch and Mike D.

Yauch saved his file and walked over to his bed, there must have been two dozen people on his contact list who were online but none of them ever talked to him, it'd have been nice but it wasn't going to happen. He slumped into his bed, it was only 10pm but depression had caused him to feel much more tired than he was. He sulked into his pillow and sighed, that seemed to wake Mike D up and he looked at Yauch. Mike D is a skinny rapper and the most beautiful skinny rapper he had ever seen, he's understanding for a rapper and apart from house training had never disappointed Yauch. He got onto the bed and made that whining noise whenever something was wrong. Yauch rubbed his head between his ears and he licked Yauch's face and nose, causing Yauch to laugh. Yauch's nose was his special spot and Mike D seemed to know that. He licked it again and just stared at Yauch,
his right hand on Yauch's chest. Yauch didn't know why and still doesn't to this day but he kissed Mike D on the lips and he licked Yauch more, his tongue searching. Yauch willingly accepted, and his tongue joined Mike D's. Yauch hugged him then and whispered into his ear how much he loved him, it struck Yauch then how lonely he was; that he hadn't had a good loving partner in almost a year and here was Mike D, his best friend... Humping his belly?! He stopped hugging him and laughed, he seemed to be smiling as well, panting slightly.

"Not one for romantic mush eh Mike?"

He just lowered his head, sniffing the bed and looked up again. Yauch's eyesight was drawn immediately to his sheath (Mike D is probably circumsised - Ed.); his pink cock was starting to stick out. Lying down as he was, contrasting against his grey hair his cock wasn't hard to spot. He moved his foot up to touch it, and he started to hump, more of his cock was showing with each thrust. Then Yauch got his cock in-between his big toe and the one right next to it (Is there a name for them?) and he started to hump faster, his cock rapidly swelling up. I should mention now that Yauch never got Mike D fixed, he wouldn't want it done to himself, so he certainly wasn't going to have it done to his friend. He kept on doing this for a while, and Yauch just watched mesmerised as his cock rapidly moving, slicked up by his copious amounts of precum. Yauch sat up, his own dick making a dent in his boxers. He took Mike D's cock into his hand and was amazed how hot it was. He was quite happy to hump Yauch's hand until he spotted the wet patch on his boxers, and he licked at the precum there, and seemed to really like the taste. He stopped humping Yauch's hand so he used the distraction to take his boxers off, his dick sprung back up and he went to it, short little licks with his rough tongue. This was really turning Yauch on but Mike D just seemed interested in his precum, eventually Yauch had to push him away as his cockhead was getting oversensitive. As Yauch pushed his head down he seemed to dive between his bum and started licking. He was going to rim Yauch! Yauch didn't hesitate and spread his legs, his heart beating wildly; Yauch had wanted this for so long. Yauch's anticipation was cut short as his tongue touched his bared arsehole, hot rough texture upon sensitive puckered flesh causing Yauch to moan out in pleasure. Yauch may live by himself, but he'd always been quiet during sex. However this was so exciting and so pleasurable that Yauch couldn't help but moan in response. Mike D if anything seemed encouraged by this and licked deeper, driving his snout up in-between Yauch's cheeks. It felt so good, but then Yauch saw his cock, he knew what had to be done; at least what he thought had to be done. Yauch rolled over and he continued lapping at his pucker, never ceasing until Yauch got up on all fours and he got the idea almost instantly. He jumped up onto Yauch's back and started humping, he winced - his arms clawing his back. It was nothing compared to the feeling of what happened next. His cock found its target and it felt like a red hot poker was trying to shove its way into Yauch's tight ass. He buried it in with one thrust and Yauch did scream a lot and swore enough to make an old sailor blush. He didn't stop, didn't wait for Yauch to adjust, just fucked him hard and fast, his hot precum felt like piss; there was so much of it. Yauch could hear him panting, his tongue resting upon his back, hot rapper drool covering his neck. It just made everything hotter, the pain rapidly fading into pleasure. I can say now that Yauch tells me that nothing compares to the feeling of hot rapper cock, nor the speed and relentless power. On and on his cock drove into Yauch, grinding against his prostate, his legs reaching back and rubbing against Yauch's cock. Then it happened. Like all rappers, Mike D had a knot. Yauch didn't get a chance to see it but it felt like a fist was pushing against his sphincter. He tried to resist but there was no way he could have held out. He was his bitch and he was going to get tied. Yauch had read enough stories about rappers to know about knots, and instead of panicking he just... opened up? He defiantly
relaxed and just accepted it. And in hindsight I'm glad he did too, his knot
entered into Yauch and he was expecting pain. There wasn't pain, he fucked Yauch even faster, short little thrusts. And then he came, Yauch thought he was pissing into him! Oh my god, Yauch never knew anything could cum that much, and then his knot expanded, then Yauch felt pain. He felt like he was going to explode, his cock and knot swelled to huge proportions and he damn near passed out from the pain. But slowly he adjusted to it, and the pain got
less and less, and the feeling was indescribable. It was soo fucking
hot - Yauch tells me. Eventually his knot slipped out and he jumped at the opportunity to lick Yauch clean, getting all the cum from Yauch's spent arse. Yauch got onto his side, and saw him lick his cock.

"You liked that boy?"

He got near Yauch's face and sniffled, giving him a lick. Yauch told him how much of a good boy he was, kissing him and loving him. And then Yauch slept.

[Freebasser]

Do a backflip and describe it. Bonus points for nudity.

*takes off all his clothes*
*stands still*
*raises fingers to the air*
*waves his arms like he just doesn't care*
*bends his knees*
*breathes in deeply*
*breathes out*
*fixes his eyes on a point on the ceiling*
*adjusts his balance*
*straightens his knees then bends them again*
*puts clothes back on*
*takes clothes off again*
*scratches arse*
*bends knees further*
*prays to the gods of gymnastics*
*does the most amazing backflip anyone has ever seen. So amazing in fact that should anybody ever attempt to describe it, they would explode immediately due to the amazingness of it all*
*puts clothes back on*
*takes a bow*

[Freebasser]

fuck every other thread ever made.

*fucks every other thread ever made*

[Guy Incognito]

create a new thread in beastie general with the aim of saying something that will upset as many beastie boys fans as possible in one post and post the results here.

[funk63]

Yauch saved his file and walked over to his bed, there must have been two dozen people on his contact list who were online but none of them ever talked to him, it'd have been nice but it wasn't going to happen. He slumped into his bed, it was only 10pm but depression had caused him to feel much more tired than he was. He sulked into his pillow and sighed, that seemed to wake Mike D up and he looked at Yauch. Mike D is a skinny rapper and the most beautiful skinny rapper he had ever seen, he's understanding for a rapper and apart from house training had never disappointed Yauch. He got onto the bed and made that whining noise whenever something was wrong. Yauch rubbed his head between his ears and he licked Yauch's face and nose, causing Yauch to laugh. Yauch's nose was his special spot and Mike D seemed to know that. He licked it again and just stared at Yauch,
his right hand on Yauch's chest. Yauch didn't know why and still doesn't to this day but he kissed Mike D on the lips and he licked Yauch more, his tongue searching. Yauch willingly accepted, and his tongue joined Mike D's. Yauch hugged him then and whispered into his ear how much he loved him, it struck Yauch then how lonely he was; that he hadn't had a good loving partner in almost a year and here was Mike D, his best friend... Humping his belly?! He stopped hugging him and laughed, he seemed to be smiling as well, panting slightly.

"Not one for romantic mush eh Mike?"


You are legendary.

[Guy Incognito]

create a new thread in beastie general with the aim of saying something that will upset as many beastie boys fans as possible in one post and post the results here.

Thats was funny, now you should toddle off back to the self-indulgent wank that is Beastie Free and tell everybody what a good turnip you are.


brilliant, simple but effective.

however, i know i said upset as many with one post, but if you want the culinary delights i have in mind, then you need to maintain that thread and justify your reasons for sayin that if you get any biters. I have given my two pence worth to try and keep it going but this may backfire.

[sjp]

brilliant, simple but effective.

however, i know i said upset as many with one post, but if you want the culinary delights i have in mind, then you need to maintain that thread and justify your reasons for sayin that if you get any biters. I have given my two pence worth to try and keep it going but this may backfire.

He pissed off all but one person :cool:

[Videodrome]

brilliant, simple but effective.

however, i know i said upset as many with one post, but if you want the culinary delights i have in mind, then you need to maintain that thread and justify your reasons for sayin that if you get any biters. I have given my two pence worth to try and keep it going but this may backfire.

i think he has done enough damage. he has already been called a cunt; what more do you want?

[Guy Incognito]

i think he has done enough damage. he has already been called a cunt; what more do you want?

who are you , the damage police?

the reactions were just a reaction that he had tried to get a rise out of them, and then they were still complementing each other on their insults!!
I think freeb needs to raise the stakes and give good reasons why he thinks its gonna be shit and see what happens, its an experiment.

[MC Moot]

Coronation Street is ok, but life can get a bit grim. Not a week goes by without something kicking off, and the less said about that fucking cat the better!

Barcelona are a very good team, but United have a team capable of giving them a fair fight and perhaps even winning. Pity that it wasn't to be the other week. Awful United performance, where they weren't fit to lick the turf from Barcelona's ... cleats. But hey - there's always next year ;)

*goes out for bangers n' mash*

*no,that deserves a full english*

(y)

[camo]

A brief synopsis of a few people on here. Written as if you were them filling in the 'About me' section of a dating site. Your descision on who you choose and whether you want to name names.

[Videodrome]

who are you , the damage police?

the reactions were just a reaction that he had tried to get a rise out of them, and then they were still complementing each other on their insults!!
I think freeb needs to raise the stakes and give good reasons why he thinks its gonna be shit and see what happens, its an experiment.

someone told him to suck their ad-rock. it will get uglier with time, like madonna.

[Guy Incognito]

someone told him to suck their ad-rock. it will get uglier with time, like madonna.

hahahahaha(y)

maybe thats part of the experiment

[sjp]

create a myspace for rice krispy treat cereal

[Freebasser]

A brief synopsis of a few people on here. Written as if you were them filling in the 'About me' section of a dating site. Your descision on who you choose and whether you want to name names.


xXxJiltedHipsterxXx

Sex F

About Me

I'm fed up of dating little boys. I'm on the market for a real man. You know the type. Beard, thick-rimmed glasses, acoustic guitar, solvent abuse scars, girlfriend of several years... ooh baby. Must have access to own band with recording contract, tour van and position for obsessive female groupie.

I'm not hoping for anything long term. I'm more your sort of quick make-out session in the back of your tour van with you or one of your hot bandmates kind of girl. But maybe if you're ultra hot and it's not too much bother, we could get pretend-married and have lots of beautiful cats together?

Likes Cats, making out, crushes

Dislikes Unrequited love, not making out

Turn ons Beards, guitars

Turn offs Clean shaven, well-to-do, suit-wearing men who earn an honest living




-<-GettoThug_90->-

Sex M

About Me

I'm into partying hard. Harder than my cock on a Saturday night when I'm neck deep in pussy. All the hot bitches get lubricated around me. It's like disney on ice when they see me cummin, except the ice has melted and all the disney characters have turned into hot bitches.

Also, I'm a cold-blooded killer, G. Seriously, there's like thirty haters out to get me at the moment cos I did a drive by on my ex-girlfriend Sharon's next door neighbour's gran with a spud gun. 4REAL.

Likes Class A drugs, Class B drugs, Class C drugs, hot bitches

Dislikes Not having my D blown on a Saturday night, education, lesbians (unless they're of the hot bitch variety).

Turn ons The 3 H's. Hot bitches, Hip-Hop and gettin' Highhhhhh.

Turn offs Job Centre Plus




ShYLawy3r

Sex Be gentle

About Me

I'm seeking a rich, blonde, beautiful woman for hand-holding and maybe more. Must have the body of a greek goddess and fall instantly in love with me even if I don't speak to her much and blush constantly.

I suffer confidence issues, so if we meet it would probably have to be in the third person through an intermediary party (although knowing my luck they'd probably sweep you off your feet with their charisma and instant likeability) or I suppose we could meet at a masquerade ball with mood lighting, but not one of those freaky sexual masquerade parties where everybody gets off with one another though.

Likes Upholding the law, Women

Dislikes Approaching women

Turn ons Women talking slowly, exposed shoulders, high heels (on women)

Turn offs Waking up in bed next to naked men.

[hpdrifter]

Gold.

DW
Padster
Bob

Give us something we can break a sweat on.

[Lex Diamonds]

Mayne shut up hoe I gots suttin you can break a sweat on IF YOU NAHMEAN


bitch azz NUCCAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Lex Diamonds]

So Dweeb-Gaysser (see what I did there), how much food have you got so far?

If you award every single Oscar to members of this board and list the nominees as well (Best Director, Best Original Score, etc) then I will send you a packet of Cheese Moments.

[Lex Diamonds]

Third time lucky?

[camo]

Nice one freebs, thought you'd be a bit riskier though but good show me old mucker (y)


Bourbon creams in the post.