farting

[b i o n i c]

do women fart around eachother in public restrooms the way men do?

being in public restrooms with people who like to let it all out, highly annoying.

i imagine that women don't really do that sort of thing, but then again my i had a female friend who used to tell me horror stories about when her office shared the bathroom with the emt's. how these women would make every sound imaginable and walk around the bathroom with their pants undone, let it allllllll hang out.

muffler underwear.

[monkey]

women dont fart, poop, or make funny noises. stop asking. hahahaha.

[b i o n i c]

i guess... from her descriptions, they were only technically women

[Nuzzolese]

Older women make noises. I assumed it was because they couldn't control it.

[paul jones]

Ever wondered why women go to powder their noses a lot?

Maybe it's the let rip some wind of change but I dunno.

I had a farting symphony the other night after eating most of a Large pizza.They were 'serious farts' as if invented by the nazis.Loud,not wet but like a hand dryer.It must be something in the dough or maybe the pepperami.I had half Ham and Pineapple half Pepperami on my pizza.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGPErSMhqMM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rFLEECcB60

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_AnfHeBXM4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omIDkBnCX0I&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JdJipPOhno

[Nuzzolese]

They were 'serious farts' as if invented by the nazis.


:D

[b i o n i c]

by the way, scratching your nutz isnt just for men. i saw a chick scratching her vutz yestiday, then she ripped one(y)

[paul jones]

by the way, scratching your nutz isnt just for men. i saw a chick scratching her vutz yestiday, then she ripped one(y)

could have been a ladyboy

[b i o n i c]

naw, it was a chick in a bikini and she didnt fart.

speaking of which, i walked by a sidewalk sale earlier for "bikini's: only $60!"

$60?!? for 5 square inches of fabric?!? i wouldnt fart in that either

[monkey]

ok, this is not about the price of bikinis, but let me indulge this: i splurge a bit when it comes to bathing suits and the sort, because those 5 inches of fabric have to cover privates and be flattering. it's very hard to find any 5 inch piece of fabric that is flattering, so good materials and really good cuts are extremely important. really, unless you're built like gisele bundchen, you can't really expect the cheap bikini to look all that good on your "lady lumps". hahaha. i used the phrase "lady lumps". i should go now. back to farts...

[Nuzzolese]

I would never pay more than $50 for a bikini!

[b i o n i c]

this is why women should go topless

so like do women let em rip when they're alone? i've never heard a girlfriend rip.

i think in my entire life i've heard like 3 female poots.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

jesus, never heard a girlfriend rip?!

I definitely would feel reserved around a guy I just started dating, but once we are comfortable and have been together a while? Farting is a fact of life. It happens.

And any guys that freak out at that... hello, welcome to reality. We all have assholes including women. In fact, some of you want to stick your dick in to those very assholes. I would think that you would be comfortable with the fact that women need to fart then, too. Since, you know, you are aware of the asshole's existence and all.

[Dorothy Wood]

my farts don't make sound very often. if I'm alone, I try to make them louder. otherwise, I just keep them quiet. if I'm with my good good friends and I fart and they don't notice, I usually say, "I just farted", or "hey guys, I'm farting".

the other day, cordo and I were on a rooftop outside a gallery and she was like, "we have to wait a second before we go inside, I'm farting", and I was like, "I'm farting too!" it was awesome.


I'm more of a burper though. my coworkers tend to bear the brunt of that.

[Bob]

I would never pay more than $50 for a bikini!

what if it was an expensive bikini that was on sale because someone farted in it?

[Nuzzolese]

Were they famous?


I wish people would say "toot" instead of that grody f-word.

[Freebasser]

I like the farts where you follow through a little bit and have to make your excuses and mince off to the toilet.

[Bob]

Were they famous?


I wish people would say "toot" instead of that grody f-word.

no, but she's beautiful

[Nuzzolese]

no, but she's beautiful

So she could be famous some day. Sold. Maybe a bit of her beauty will have transferred from the toot onto me.

[Bob]

So she could be famous some day. Sold. Maybe a bit of her beauty will have transferred from the toot onto me.

hmm. maybe. i'd wash it first before wearing it though

[Nuzzolese]

hmm. maybe. i'd wash it first before wearing it though

Would you wash something just because you tooted in it? Be honest.

[Bob]

well i wouldn't stop what i was doing and do laundry if that's what you mean, i'd just keep wearing my farty clothes, but i'd wash them before i put them on again. but i do that with all my clothes anyway

[hpdrifter]

I tried to avoid this thread but I'm glad I looked, it's making me LOL.

Also, bikinis are fuckin' expensive. Each of mine has cost upwards of $100.

[Nuzzolese]

well i wouldn't stop what i was doing and do laundry if that's what you mean, i'd just keep wearing my farty clothes, but i'd wash them before i put them on again. but i do that with all my clothes anyway


Even the outer layers? How often do you wash your sheets, then? Because I'm sure people let some in their sleep. Does this concern you?

[Bob]

Even the outer layers? How often do you wash your sheets, then? Because I'm sure people let some in their sleep. Does this concern you?

i suspend myself from hooks on the ceiling while i sleep

[Nuzzolese]

Ah, so you don't wrinkle

[b i o n i c]

jesus, never heard a girlfriend rip?!

I definitely would feel reserved around a guy I just started dating, but once we are comfortable and have been together a while? Farting is a fact of life. It happens.

And any guys that freak out at that... hello, welcome to reality. We all have assholes including women. In fact, some of you want to stick your dick in to those very assholes. I would think that you would be comfortable with the fact that women need to fart then, too. Since, you know, you are aware of the asshole's existence and all.

no i get it, just i the idea of my girl walking around ripping wind around me all the time, it just seems like sorta not necessary. is this something thats common that i dont know about?

[nodanaonlyzuul]

if it hurts, I let it go, as long as we aren't in the car (and can't roll down the windows for whatever reason) or eating.

If it doesn't hurt and can wait, I'll just let it rip when I go to the bathroom.

[sjp]

Its fun locking the windows in the car and letting out a rank beer fart, and torturing everyone else in it

[faz]

I like being in public places and farting with head phones on when you have no idea how loud it was

[TOY]

I purposefully go to the side of our work's building and let out my farts during break. SEEECRET farts.