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The Notorious LOL
06-10-2009, 11:37 PM
I live with a cat that snorts. I used to think it was cute but he does it all damn night. Please advise.
Yetra Flam
06-10-2009, 11:45 PM
Is it like a persian or another kind of flatfaced breed?
The Notorious LOL
06-10-2009, 11:49 PM
no his face is fairly normal. He walks with a limp and has abnormally large paws. Please advise.
Yetra Flam
06-10-2009, 11:52 PM
Does his snorting sound like he's having a hard time breathing? Like he's wheezing for breath? Or does he sound like he just does it for fun?
TurdBerglar
06-11-2009, 12:00 AM
put a sock over its head
Kid Presentable
06-11-2009, 04:49 AM
^ then you get the innovative feline approach to problem-solving: walk backwards.
MC Moot
06-11-2009, 09:49 AM
Advice: Apply those external nasal strips that profesional athletes often use.

Query: I have a pervert cat…he consistently attempts to knead my girls breasts…he can be quite aggressive about it…in general he hangs on her like a spider monkey…and he try’s to sleep up against her head…very insistant…he’s from the streets...yep...he is a pervert street cat whose struck it rich… (http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/Sammy.jpg)...please advise.
Kid Presentable
06-11-2009, 09:50 AM
A joke about pussy.
hpdrifter
06-11-2009, 11:21 AM
Has he always done that? Maybe he has an upper respiratory infection.

Moot: I have no advice but that is fuckin funny.
Echewta
06-11-2009, 11:23 AM
Is your cat doing blow?
Nuzzolese
06-11-2009, 12:09 PM
Please advise.

This is how I end a lot of my emails to my boss. Ha!
yeahwho
06-11-2009, 06:28 PM
my advice is to keep this cat away from your cocaine
HotAndWet
06-11-2009, 08:27 PM
My dog snores. Please advise.
The Notorious LOL
06-12-2009, 12:16 AM
it sounds like a Cat Pig hybrid because its snorts mixed with purrs. Its funny but when I am asleep and he falls asleep it gets loud and occasionally wakes me up which is weird since I live near traintracks and the trains at night rarely wake me. Please advise.
skra75
06-12-2009, 12:21 AM
my cat has a deviated septum and makes god-awful snorting sounds. He has severe bad-breath, he's a bastard. Perhaps yours has some sort of deviated septum? Considering he has additional duclaws and widepaws this might be a possibility. Sounds like surgery $$$. Kind Regards.
The Notorious LOL
06-12-2009, 12:25 AM
he isnt mine, I just live with him.
MC Moot
06-12-2009, 12:48 PM
he isnt mine, I just live with him.

this is the universal truth of the homosapien/feline relationship...(y)