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Kid Presentable
06-17-2009, 09:12 AM
Fucking love it. (http://www.tacobell.com/) We don't have one, there's one in Sydney apparently. Talk me off, I mean through. Talk me through this shit.
I check the website daily. Does it make you shit like McDonald's does?
YoungRemy
06-17-2009, 09:18 AM
it's pretty nasty, but it never stopped me from three crunchy tacos at 2AM.
that's all I would ever order from the Border.
Videodrome
06-17-2009, 09:19 AM
^ same here.
Kid Presentable
06-17-2009, 09:20 AM
The featured item is some volcano menu. Are they any good?
I eat the nacho bell grande (no refried beans) every time I go. Taco Bell is the shit.
YoungRemy
06-17-2009, 09:37 AM
The featured item is some volcano menu. Are they any good?
the volcano is a crunchy taco in a spicy red shell and hot cheese dripping out.
and yes, it's gonna run right through you...
Dorothy Wood
06-17-2009, 10:43 AM
taco bell is both delicious and disgusting.
the grilled stuft burrito is pretty good, and not very disgusting. if you get it with chicken, it almost seems healthy.
alas, I never get to go to taco bell because there aren't very many around. :( I would have to travel out of my way specifically to go to one, and that just seems crazy when there are a billion taquerias to go to.
jabumbo
06-17-2009, 02:12 PM
near my house we have a taco bell/kentucky fried chicken/pizza hut conglomorate restaurant
the menu is fucking amazing, but the food is pretty much mediocre
i usually stay away from taco bell because i have to shit within the hour and then usually several consecutive hours following
checkyourprez
06-17-2009, 05:16 PM
taco bell is the fucking shit.
there are a bunch in my city but all on the other side of town. until a couple months ago one opened up literally 2 mins from my house. i now get taco bell several times a week.
usually though its the fresco chicken ranchero taco. on that health food kick after i get my swell on at the gym.
the valcano taco is really good. the beef baha chalupa is the best thing on the menu. although i try not to get it much because it its like the worst thing for you.
plus they have baha mt dew, the only place you can get it. it is also good. but maybe its cause i rarely have it type of thing.
nodanaonlyzuul
06-17-2009, 05:54 PM
it's pretty disgusting and very low quality. But when you are drunk off your ass that's the kind of stuff that tastes delicious for whatever reason.
pid k, one of my good mates has been in the US for about 4 years now on and off and he swears by taco bell. everytime he comes back for a visit, he asks if we have it here yet. he hates micky d's and most fast food joints as well.
i'll go by his word.
you can get a taco for less than a buck. you get slightly more than what you pay for in my opinion. it is not a good taco. but for the price, it's better than it could get away with being.
checkyourprez
06-18-2009, 03:14 AM
it's pretty disgusting and very low quality. But when you are drunk off your ass that's the kind of stuff that tastes delicious for whatever reason.
thats what i say about your vagina.
buuuuuurn.
Kid Presentable
06-18-2009, 05:26 AM
Except like me and taco bell, you're only getting at her vagina online.
mikizee
06-18-2009, 06:42 AM
I have nothing to add except I'm drunk and want a burrito.
My friend opened a burrito store (http://www.burpburritos.com/) but now he's sold it, and they're not open late night.
He did however give me approx 300-350 free burrito vouchers before he sold it which are still valid and have no expiry date.
ps i just did the maths, 350 free burrito vouchers equal $3220 worth of burritos.
IM RICH BIATCH
Ah, yes... Taco Hell. It's near impossible not to experience explosive diarrhea after having grade E meat (step above dog food) but I've acquired a taste for it. Mexican Pizzas are surprisingly delicious. But, obviously, the menu is like comparing Pizza Hut to real Italian food. Speaking of, Pizza Hut is also owned by the same company. Someone even wrote a song about the combination of the two. (http://downloads.pitchforkmedia.com/Das%20Racist%20%26%20Wallpaper%20-%20Combination%20Pizza%20Hut%20And%20Taco%20Bell%2 0(Wallpaper.%20RMX).mp3)
Shit, now I'm hungry for a burrito...
checkyourprez
06-18-2009, 04:24 PM
Except like me and taco bell, you're only getting at her vagina online.
thanks for pointing that out and making a poor counter joke, it did everyone a world of good.
Ah, yes... Taco Hell. It's near impossible not to experience explosive diarrhea after having grade E meat (step above dog food) but I've acquired a taste for it. Mexican Pizzas are surprisingly delicious. But, obviously, the menu is like comparing Pizza Hut to real Italian food. Speaking of, Pizza Hut is also owned by the same company. Someone even wrote a song about the combination of the two. (http://downloads.pitchforkmedia.com/Das%20Racist%20%26%20Wallpaper%20-%20Combination%20Pizza%20Hut%20And%20Taco%20Bell%2 0(Wallpaper.%20RMX).mp3)
Shit, now I'm hungry for a burrito...
in many places, taco bell and pizza hut are actually in the same building. you can go into a taco bell and get a shitty pizza if you want
hpdrifter
06-18-2009, 05:06 PM
I stopped going to Taco Bell when they replaced mexi-nuggets with those chunks of potato things. (n)
Videodrome
06-18-2009, 10:04 PM
what's a mexi-nugget? are you talking about the cheesy potatos?
hpdrifter
06-19-2009, 11:21 AM
Except like me and taco bell, you're only getting at her vagina online.
Oh come on, that was funny.
hpdrifter
06-19-2009, 11:22 AM
what's a mexi-nugget? are you talking about the cheesy potatos?
What are these cheesy potatos that you speak of?
Mexi-nuggets are basically tater tots with johnny's seasoning.
Kid Presentable
06-19-2009, 11:37 AM
Oh come on, that was funny.
Do they do chips/fries?
hpdrifter
06-19-2009, 11:42 AM
No, if you want "chips" you'll have to go to McDonald's.
My favorite fast food place of all time is... Taco Time
Not Bell, Time.
They have the most glorious mexi-nuggets and an array of fresh-ish pseudo-mexican fare.
Heaven is a place where I can eat Taco Time all day and I never get fat and I never get full and they don't have to kill animals to make food.
Kid Presentable
06-19-2009, 11:43 AM
I'd let you get fat.
hpdrifter
06-19-2009, 11:55 AM
Remember I am married.
Videodrome
06-19-2009, 12:00 PM
What are these cheesy potatos that you speak of?
Mexi-nuggets are basically tater tots with johnny's seasoning.
cheesy potatos are fried with seasoning, cheese, chives, and sour cream. in my state they're 89cents on the value menu.
hpdrifter
06-19-2009, 12:19 PM
Ha! I am once again intrigued by Taco Bell.
NoFenders
06-19-2009, 12:24 PM
Went through the dirve thru the other night. Two mexi-melts and two steak tacos lettuce and cheese only. 6 packets of hot sauce and a large Pepsi, and I was off to the room to watch Lost Highway.
I love Taco Bell.
Good stuff(y)
nodanaonlyzuul
06-19-2009, 12:34 PM
thats what i say about your vagina.
buuuuuurn.
;) you only wish you knew.
But back to taco bell:
I do like the cinnamon twist thingys.
NoFenders
06-19-2009, 12:39 PM
And the choco taco!
Kid Presentable
06-19-2009, 08:58 PM
Remember I am married.
Tell camo.
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