Does anybody have...

[PENisland]

the lyrics to Lee Majors Come Again, B-Boys In the cut, or Too many rappers yet?

[pshabi]

the lyrics to Lee Majors Come Again, B-Boys In the cut, or Too many rappers yet?

I know the first two cuts are up (at least partially) on beastiemania.com.

[BeastieAlbum07]

Yeah

[romanpetr]

Grand Thanx to beastiemania.com

Lee Majors Come Again

Hold up. Goddamnit, this thing. Alright, wait. Hold on Adam. This thing keeps fallin' off.
Woo! It's me! Ah-ah!
I'm the lyrical, mathematical genius
Splashing like lime juice
You never seen this
Internationally known, the longest and leanest
Shout-out to one José Nias

Hit 'em with the rhyme and the rhyme don't stop
Pick up the beat and the beat don't drop
You can't pull paddle and the battle don't pop
Now take a look around this spot

I'm seeing every detail like a _____ ______ camera
_______ _________ and a ______ ______ ______
You say you can't and I say 'Why can't ya?'
Top of the _______ and--and put the ______ up

You want to buy this
You want to take that
Wanna-wanna try this
Wanna-wanna make it
You can't buy this
You want to take that
Take a look around you
You want to buy this
You want to take it
Wanna-wanna try this
Wanna-wanna make it
You can't buy this
You want to take that
Take a look around you

There's a bird in here
That's our DJ, not Doctor Brassiere
Dropping bombs like a bombardier
Like -- KAPOW! -- it's a chocolatier

We give y'all a lil slice of heaven
B Boys bringing it back to A7
Here with a schism, bad on the rhythm
Sweet like pie and the power that they give us

I'll stage a coup and usurp your position
'Cause--'cause like a mormon, I'm on a mission
We ought to be visible
The kings of lyrical
The method is physical
The moment is critical

You want to buy this
You want to take that
Wanna-wanna try this
Wanna-wanna make it
You can't buy this
You want to take that
Take a look around you
You want to buy this
You want to take it
Wanna-wanna try this
Wanna-wanna make it
You can't buy this
You want to take that
Take a look around you

Ruff!
Uh, Lee Majors come around

Like the Six Dil- Million Dollar Man
Woo! Watch out!
In the back of the bus...the bus!
Lee Majors style

I said stop! Watch how I flip
Cue Key Mark with the Kung-Fu grip
Paid like a roundhouse show and cotillion
At the ball break, _______ _______

Oh, yeah, smell the beat
I seen your grandpa in Apple Bottom jeans
Run, duck, catch
Prove some action
The word gets out, you can't take it back

'Cause I'm a force, take on the competition expert
Well, I'm just a doggone, long-wall, tall-long spinner
You want a battle? He's in our star
Our DJ's so nasty, he needs a sneeze guard

You want to buy this
You want to take that
Wanna-wanna try this
Wanna-wanna make it
You can't buy this
You want to take that
Take a look around you
You want to buy this
You want to take it
Wanna-wanna try this
Wanna-wanna make it
You can't buy this
You want to take that
Take a look around you



B Boys In The Cut


To the, to the, to the people up top!
Bam! God damn!
Holy mackerel, pulling suckers' cards out the satchel
You can sleep tonight, it's okay
B Boys in the cut and we're here to stay

Vibration, sensation
Chatter up on the mic and it's an incantation
Revelation, elation
A little patience with the tribulations

Heed my flow, I got more in store
Rhymes are not just for breakfast any more
Always on vacation, like Clark and Rusty
Don't wanna make the beer fest, trust me

Your wack style is beyond a pale
Heel up, wheel up, to the one Judge Smails
Come at me with rain, I'm coming back with hail
My broad sword will cut through your chain mail

Back up, Mike

Well, Adrock, one of the greatest of all time, no disrespect
I gotta go for mine
Big Mike D, number spitting lead paint
Bringing it back, begin da oh-ah-oh-ah

A-D-R-O-C-K spells relief
There's holes in my story like Leon Spinks' teeth
Good grief, the middle name's Keefe
I keep a microphone in a little, weird sheath

I'm like Oscar the Grouch
Trashy, rockin' Derelicte, flashy
I keep it raw y'all
Just imagine the 42nd Street C train bathroom

I sizzle on the mic like a battered fried fish
Pundits in the house say -- WHAT! -- that's rich!
This is the type of shit that's gonna scratch that itch
Now I'm-a set it off from up inside this bitch

I see you're looking at me and thinking 'What him do?'
Well, I rap upon this mic, Mike D, Sweet Lou
Also known as Pretty Lou, a-k-a Pretty Mike
I switch up my name pretty much how I like

This routine dates way back
A lot of people may remember this routine
But it's evolved now
Yeah, from the summer before last

Well, my name is Mike D, and I gotta new name, and that new name is LARRY!
Well, my name is Adrock, and then I gotta new name, and my new name is HARRY!
Well, my name is MCA, but I gotta new name, and that new name is GARY!
Well, our DJ's name has stayed the same, 'cause his new name is BARRY!

[Kid Presentable]

Those transcripts are still as shit as they've ever been.

[Sesamehole]

I'm sorry I can't really take someone with the screen name "Penisland" seriously... but it's funny.