THE ALL STAR PAUL JONES HAIKU THREAD

[Lex Diamonds]

This is the thread where you can ask Paul Jones for a personalised haiku!

All you have to do is post a single word, which our very own Paul Jones will then work into a haiku about you!

This offer is available for a limited time only, so don't delay!



(for full T&C's please see http://www.pjhaikubonanza.co.uk/terms.html)

[kleptomaniac]

pineapple

[jabumbo]

way to steal my idea on my birthday, paddy (n)

[paul jones]

I'll have to do them later as I'm off to a BBQ/booze up housewarming party thing(y)

[camo]

camo

[NoFenders]

spleen

[funk63]

bueller.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'll have to do them later as I'm off to a BBQ/booze up housewarming party thing(y)
Do 'em when you get in pissed mate. (y)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Whippet

[paul jones]

How do you do these haikus anyway?

[Fern]

Moot belongs right here
writing shitty posts all day long
i think he sucks dudes

5 by 7 by 5 sylibales

[Videodrome]

haha

[jabumbo]

you have 8 there

[Fern]

you have 8 there

See, I thought that too, but it is questionable. I pronounce 'shitty' as 1 sylable.

[jabumbo]

if that's the case, i couldn't begin to figure out how you actually say it....you could just make things easy and cut the '-ty' from the end....