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Nuzzolese
06-23-2009, 09:34 AM
Every once in a while, in my daily life of convenience and quickly moving through routines, I stumble through a situation that is rude or out of the ordinary, and the mere oddness of it basically renders me an idiot who is incapable of logical thinking on the spot. So I get bitchslapped by life. I feel like the jerk for even causing a fuss, and it doesn't even occur to me until later that any injustice was dealt. I hate this. It makes me want to stop going out in public.

Like the time I got a phone call from the Blockbuster online telling me I had to return a video before a certain date to avoid a fee. Then when I did return it on time, the cashier at the store still made me pay a fee and was all like "Well, I didn't make the phone call, I have no control over it. It's just a glitch in the system I guess, you still have to pay."

Or when I went through the drive through at a fast food restaurant and I handed the lady a coupon which she took, threw away, and didn't give me the discount. Then refused to refund me any money claiming "we can't do that, we just can't. I already ran your card." And I don't even like fast food, ever, which makes it even worse! I just consent to go sometimes if other people want to.

It was like when the police towed my car without leaving a warning ticket or trying to contact me. Then retrieval of it had nothing to do with right or wrong, justice or judgement. It just became a step in the bureaucracy of sign this, release that, pay here, cash only...

I just get so confounded by these kinds of situations. What kind of robotic world are we living in that these people seem to function as helpless button-mashers who claim that the machinery is in charge and we can't make exceptions. If the machine makes a mistake, or the company makes a mistake, we just have to take it?! If we let the machinery and the machine-like aspect of big companies (or even government institutions) dictate our lives to such a degree that we even have to accept their mistakes, then aren't we just slaves to a mindless and soulless invention of our own hands? Isn't this what satirists and sci-fi authors have been warning us about for years?

The most disappointing aspect of these situations is my own mindless drone-like acceptance of it. The oddness of some stumbling block in my convenient routine makes me more worried about inconveniencing the overall smoothness of the way the society is functioning around me (the line of customers, the unspoken expectations in that kind of transaction) that I just take it and get out of the way rather than stand there and demand justice and humanity. Of course, later I might call the manager and come back for a refund or whatever. But what the hell? I should take my stand and react more quickly. I shouldn't trade humanity for convenience.

Do you remember that stupid commercial that glorified the way everyone would ideally use a check card instead of cash? The commercial made everyone run smoothly along through buying things like products on an assembly line until one guy tries to buy a donut with cash and change, and everything stops and they all stare at him like he just let his dog pee on the floor or something. I hated that commercial. We should not be slaves to the convenience of machinery or corporate streamlining!

I say, be like old people! The next time you go somewhere to buy something, you demand quality and humanity! If someone screws up your order or someone makes a mistake, don't just take it. I know that it's not always the fault of the person in front of you or on the phone but that's how they get to us! They, the people making your life miserable, put an innocent punching bag in front of them like a shield and expect you to accept that. I say, be nice to the minimum wage slave just like you who's forced to take the abuse, but don't give up and don't let them make you into a chump.

b i o n i c
06-23-2009, 10:50 AM
if you've ever been through the court process, youd know that the machine is always boss

if youve ever been in a line waiting for big rachelle at the window and you've sighed a little too loudly, youd know that the machine is always boss

if you ever had to come back another day because you only had a twenty dollar bill and not a ten and change, youd know that the machine is always boss

b i o n i c
06-23-2009, 10:53 AM
i beg that no one writes 'rage against the machine' in this thread

paul jones
06-23-2009, 10:55 AM
Isn't this what satirists and sci-fi authors have been warning us about for years?

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George Orwell springs to mind.Everyone's in the same situation,just numbers,units so that the 'few' can live like royalty.I just saw that Prince Charles has been getting even more taxpayers cash than before.I sort of believe David Icke's theories sometimes that they are lizard alien baby eaters.

I was mowing the lawn earlier and it started smoking.What the fuck was making it smoke I don't know.Maybe some mud stuck in it or something.

Lawns are pointless anyway,why are they needed.

Grass is only good for 3 things....sport,for cows to eat and make milk and errr to smoke.

I thought this thread was about the band The Kinks at first glance.Sometimes I look at where the world is at and want to live life back in simpler times like the fifties,sixties,seventies.No internet,no CCTV,no fucking screamo bands.

ahhhh bollocks(y)

Nuzzolese
06-23-2009, 11:18 AM
Sometimes I want to become a recluse and never leave my house.

What's with this notion that we have to conform to a company's idea of a good and profitable customer, instead of the consumers' demands dictating what the company will be? Have you noticed this? I guess my only available response is to not be one of their customers. But that doesn't seem to hurt them much.

paul jones
06-23-2009, 12:23 PM
here's a classic comedy sketch on a customer situation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LhIz5tYjSw

jabumbo
06-23-2009, 01:17 PM
no matter how hard you try, you can't stop us now

Bob
06-23-2009, 02:40 PM
here's a classic comedy sketch on a customer situation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LhIz5tYjSw

is "two ronnies four candles" anything like 2 girls 1 cup?

paul jones
06-23-2009, 03:39 PM
is "two ronnies four candles" anything like 2 girls 1 cup?

no it's good clean 70's BBC comedy with no sweary words or tits



or fake shit eating

Nuzzolese
06-23-2009, 04:23 PM
if you've ever been through the court process, youd know that the machine is always boss

if youve ever been in a line waiting for big rachelle at the window and you've sighed a little too loudly, youd know that the machine is always boss

if you ever had to come back another day because you only had a twenty dollar bill and not a ten and change, youd know that the machine is always boss

But this is relatively new, isn't it? I mean, for humans as a species, this feels like something we're still experimenting with and trying to get right. It feels like something we're on the brink of losing control of.

Nuzzolese
06-23-2009, 04:24 PM
2 girls 1 cup?

do I want to know what this is?

Bob
06-23-2009, 04:26 PM
do I want to know what this is?

if you somehow don't know by now you should keep it going for as long as possible

definitely don't look it up if you're at work, i'll tell you that much

paul jones
06-23-2009, 04:28 PM
definitely don't look it up if you're at work, i'll tell you that much

except on people you don't like's computers(y)

paul jones
06-23-2009, 04:33 PM
Youtube is down for maintenance right now.I bet it's cos Nuzz is checking out '2 girls 1 cup'

Nuzzolese
06-23-2009, 04:36 PM
sorry :o

mikizee
06-23-2009, 10:55 PM
Yep, like my local blockbuster store.

I needed to return a dvd, but I wanted to keep it for an extra night or two, so I called them up and the dude on teh phone said no problem, the late fee on that dvd will only be a dollar or so. I said 'are you sure? that doesnt sound right at all' and the guy was like yeah yeah yeah its only a dollar trust me.

So anyways next time I go in there the lady tells me I have late fee of $27!!!!

I explained that the guy on the phone told me completely the opposite, luckily I remembered his name. So finally she relents and says OK i'll wipe that late fee.

So then 2 weeks later I get a call from them reminding me I havent paid my late fee of $27! I'm like for fucks sake not again. So I explain the whole story again and they guy (a different guy) says no problem sir I will wipe that late fee off your name.

So then a week ago my girlfriend pops in there to rent a DVD and she comes home and says 'oh by the way you had some late fees on your card' and I said 'you didnt pay it did you?' and she said 'yeah why?'

AAAARRGGGHHHH

I got so god damn fucked off. I noticed that the store was for sale so I had a full plan to buy the store and sack the guy who fucked up in the first place, but the asking price was about $80K more than I could afford.

FUCK THE MAN

jabumbo
06-23-2009, 10:58 PM
blockbuster hasn't had late fees for years

mikizee
06-23-2009, 11:00 PM
Maybe in your city.

Dorothy Wood
06-23-2009, 11:37 PM
at work I have to deal with "computer errors" a lot.

unfortunately there's not much you can do when so many people and computers are involved. a lot of times I just get apologies that amount to a whole lot of nothing. however, in cases where I didn't receive a product in time, and they go, "oh, well, we could UPS it to you (instead of waiting until the next truck delivery date), but it will be kind of expensive", I say, "if it's expensive, it's not my problem, because you will be the ones who pay for it because it was your mistake." and they get all flustered and agree to send it on their dime. ha!