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roosta
06-26-2009, 03:49 AM
:(

he was a legend.

Kid Presentable
06-26-2009, 05:02 AM
Yeah RIP

I know he's dead, but that ambulance photo of him seems too convenient, and reminds me of the old hyperbaric chamber photo from back in the day. If anybody would be crazy and out of touch enough to use 'resurrection' to sell tickets, it'd be Jackson.

RIP

camo
06-26-2009, 06:36 AM
You thinking conspiracy mate?

I've thrown it around in my head for a while. Maybe his 'death' will be the only place the poor chap finds peace and solice?

Fern
06-26-2009, 07:07 AM
Who gives a shit, another child molester dead...

Besides, despite his appearance, I bet he was chronically late for everything....

Kid Presentable
06-26-2009, 07:32 AM
Who gives a shit, another child molester dead...



Aye. Even in his death I cannot deny the decline. I can only wait a few days and let people like Germaine Greer kickstart the shitting into his grave.

Baseline
06-26-2009, 03:47 PM
Rest In Peace Moonwalker

:(

ToucanSpam
06-26-2009, 03:52 PM
I heard he was struck by a Smooth Criminal.

Randetica
06-26-2009, 04:03 PM
one of the very few celebrities i felt sorry for

i didnt fully realize yet he is dead, thats like saying madonna died but worse


a wonder he even made it this long though

Bob
06-26-2009, 04:06 PM
Aye. Even in his death I cannot deny the decline. I can only wait a few days and let people like Germaine Greer kickstart the shitting into his grave.

when farrah fawcett died and got to heaven, god granted her one wish. she said "i wish for all of the children in the world to be safe" so god killed michael jackson

yeahwho
06-26-2009, 05:11 PM
when farrah fawcett died and got to heaven, god granted her one wish. she said "i wish for all of the children in the world to be safe" so god killed michael jackson

That is as funny as it can get... good one(y) .......original?

I'm pissed off we won't get to hear his upcoming album.

Probably would have been awesome

Also, I argue that MJ's death (if he really is dead) is indeed bigger than Elvis, JFK and Princess Di. JFK certainly.

I like the way Gday.Joel is sticking up for Michael, snaps for you!!!

I really have no thoughts and honestly must say I thought he was dead 30 seconds after the release of BAD, but for the sake of decency I also respect that the man was an inspiration for millions, perhaps billions of fans. It is a pretty big deal.

Here is something I read this morning that hit me perfect,


He endured an abusive childhood, which prevented him from developing into a normal adult and most likely was the underlying motivation for him having his face surgically mutilated. Then his generosity, trust, and love of children are exploited and his reputation ruined by the false accusations of lying, greedy, predators. He's driven to drugs. Now that he's dead expect these same false accusations to be recycled as fact. Expect his shitty family to sell of all of his prized possessions. Expect his close personal monkey to be put in a zoo, even though he's never known anything other than mansions and luxury hotels.

Bob
06-26-2009, 05:23 PM
That is as funny as it can get... good one(y) .......original?


nah i stole it from someone's facebook status (he stole it from someone else so i don't know where it came from)

Junker
06-26-2009, 10:50 PM
The news were all about him today. (Here and everywhere, probably)

RIP MJ

Audio.
06-26-2009, 11:04 PM
honestly the thought of of anyone's death posted over the news or anywhere else makes me feel uncomfortable. Seeing some people who also mentions Farrah's death along with recent news of this women who fought for (please excuse my shitty knowledge of it - I dont watch the news often and might have never known if MJ was well... you know he is famous after all. Where was I?) I think she died during a protest. Well my point is one of the reasons why I avoid the news is news of someone's death and that for some reason makes me feel uncomfortable seeing as I have no feelings personally. I saw their families mourning over their recent loss and that brings me sympathy for them and well all I can say about MJ or anyone's death recently is RIP. I hope... I hope their family get strong after.

roosta
06-27-2009, 05:35 AM
*sigh*

I wish this thread could have been joke-free.

na§tee
06-27-2009, 08:09 AM
Aye. Even in his death I cannot deny the decline. I can only wait a few days and let people like Germaine Greer kickstart the shitting into his grave.
heh, that's what i expected too but she is quite surprisingly nice here (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/jun/26/michael-jackson-death-in-la).

Kid Presentable
06-27-2009, 10:49 AM
heh, that's what i expected too but she is quite surprisingly nice here (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/jun/26/michael-jackson-death-in-la).

I respect the fuck out of the woman, but she's a silly old bint when it comes to the dead.

DIGI
06-27-2009, 11:30 AM
I wish I could go one day without receiving lame text jokes (ie Toucan and Bob).

Dude was an amazing entertainer and a bit of a weirdo. I don't blame him, though. He was just another product of a shitty upbringing. Joe's a real prick.