Have you ever wanted to punch someone so badly...

[camo]

that you've had to self facilitate the situation and take yourself out of the vicinity?

I have, roughly ten mins ago.

[Bob]

what happened?

[RobMoney$]

Sometimes a nice shot to the chin is exactly what people need.
You prolly shoulda just swung on him.

[DipDipDive]

Sometimes a nice shot to the chin is exactly what people need.
You prolly shoulda just swung on him.

Fantastic advice!

This usually happens to me every time I somehow end up in downtown Minneapolis on a Friday or Saturday night. The douchebag ratio is staggering.

[hpdrifter]

I think we should make up stories about why camo wanted to punch someone.

Someone funnier than me should go first, though.

[paul jones]

I think camo wanted to punch a taxi driver for playing 'Ben' by Michael Jackson, making the cabbie take the wrong turn because he got all emotional that Michael would now be with Ben again,his pet rat was it?, in heaven and maybe the monkey and some llamas.This made camo late for his calypso dance session

[camo]

N'ah, it was the cunting manager off the bar that just won't leave this girl alone. He's obsessed with her but she's too nice/stupid (?) to tell him to sling it. So she invited me down to meet her and her mate and I couldn't even get a sentence out of her without him butting in. I'd smack him but then I wouldn't be allowed back in the bar.

[mickill]

Ooooh, you're so tough.

[camo]

ta, princess

[mickill]

I bet if you ever tried to punch me, you would end up dead afterwards. People would be looking down at your mangled carcass, crying etc.

[camo]

I bet if you ever tried to punch me, you would end up dead afterwards. People would be looking down at your mangled carcass, crying etc.

I don't punch old folk. Just one of my rules.

[hpdrifter]

This has to be a joke a la the insult war thread mickill and I planned long about 2004 which I lost fantastically.

[mickill]

I don't punch old folk. Just one of my rules.

Yeah well, I don't punch bird-chested dudes. So you don't have worry about dying at my hands.

[camo]

The thought of worry never crossed my mind, unlike the thought of my physique crossing yours.

[Lex Diamonds]

What a pair of homos.


ps
I would leave you both toothless, and possibly break mickill's jaw because it is so jutty

[camo]

You're like a shark smelling blood from miles away.

[mickill]

Oh great, the human Wham! tribute has arrived.

For the record, Paddy, I could probably tear your arm off and beat you to death with it. But I just wouldn't want to upset your friends, so I probably wouldn't do it.

[Freebasser]

Wait... so Wham weren't human?

I'm... confused :(

[Lex Diamonds]

Don't ruin his favourite joke! Poor lad. :(

No but really, I would probably break your jaw. You look brittle.

[b i o n i c]

did anyone bring the ruler?

[hpdrifter]

This is the most entertaining thing this board has had to offer in a long time.

Also, I would wipe the floor with all three of you. At the same time. Ninja style.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

yes. unfortunately the person is such a cunt that if I were to punch her she'd probably use it as an excuse to sue me because she is so desperate for money, though.

[paul jones]

Wait... so Wham weren't human?

I'm... confused :(

Club Tropicana was the best thing they did ,or WHAM! RAP

[camo]

This is the most entertaining thing this board has had to offer in a long time.

Also, I would wipe the floor with all three of you. At the same time. Ninja style.

Bring it on.