HATE

[Dorothy Wood]

I hate my stupid roommate. she and her boyfriend are frying food or something and it's so loud, and they're using my pans and probably ruining them. and it's almost 1 a.m.

goddamn it, I have to go pee and brush my teeth and now I have to put on an f'ing bra if I want to leave my room. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE.

[DipDipDive]

Dude don't put on a bra. That's retarded. Wrap yourself in a blankie!

[DipDipDive]

Didn't you once run into trouble for airing your grievances about your roommates on this board? eek

[Dorothy Wood]

oh, good idea.
do you know how annoying whispering and silverware clanking on plates is when it's 10 feet beyond your bedroom door? I do, it's super fucking annoying!


ah ha! they went on the porch. now's my chance!

[funk63]

go stab her boyfriend in the dick.

[Dorothy Wood]

Didn't you once run into trouble for airing your grievances about your roommates on this board? eek

yeah, but now I'm password-protected, clear my data and have my own computer. the other computer was shared and I never deleted my history because I had always trusted everybody.

anyway, the lady I wrote the previous rant about is a close friend now. we have our differences, but understand each other better now. and she would support this rant anyway. :p

[Echewta]

I wish I had a girlfriend at the moment so I could fry up some food.

[TurdBerglar]

what are they frying?

[Bob]

oh, good idea.
do you know how annoying whispering and silverware clanking on plates is when it's 10 feet beyond your bedroom door? I do, it's super fucking annoying!


ah ha! they went on the porch. now's my chance!

at least they're whispering. i mean, it isn't helping, but at least they're trying to be considerate, that must count for something

not that you shouldn't murder them

[Echewta]

what are they frying?

Hate apparently.

[TurdBerglar]

is hate fried in beer batter? bread crumbs? flour? or just a plain old pan coverd in butter?

[Dorothy Wood]

it was stir fry I think, the pan is sitting on the counter with water in it and I think I saw a lil tofu piece. and the cutting board is out, they chopped some vegetables.

"oh hey, let's eat something healthy at 1 a.m. and then go to bed". weird.

[camo]

Are they drunk?

[Dorothy Wood]

no, I don't think they were drunk. they just keep odd hours. she always eats really late.

[camo]

well if they were drunk then that has to be the most unrock n roll thing to eat when you get back home lol

[TAL]

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