You are a tool if...

[Yetra Flam]

...if you quote Sun Tzu and other Eastern Philosophies in relation to dynamics in the workplace.

...if you're a grown man and you've taken up some form of martial art like Muay Thai or something, and talk about your fucking dojo and shit, and what a great fucking fighter you are all the time


your turn!

[TurdBerglar]

if you wear blue shoelaces

[Yetra Flam]

...if you half-jokingly say things like "i don't know, girls just want to fuck me"

[Yetra Flam]

...if you claim to come from a bad neighbourhood and to have had a "hard-knock life" in order to obtain some kind of status, when you're actually not.

[Yetra Flam]

...if you get unnecessarily angry at small things and punch walls.

[checkyourprez]

...if you half-jokingly say things like "i don't know, girls just want to fuck me"

its the kavorka, what can i say.

[jabumbo]

i prefer Lao Tzu, personally

[Echewta]

You wear a shirt that says "Craftsman."

[DipDipDive]

You say, "why don't you ditch that zero and get with a hero?" to a lady with a boyfriend. And you actually mean it.

[Echewta]

You drink whey protien shakes.

[DipDipDive]

You wear puka shells.

[Echewta]

You bought the last beastie boys album.

[DipDipDive]

You take Bruce Willis or John Travolta seriously.

[Echewta]

Taco Bell Night is also Real World Night.

[DipDipDive]

You have your own initials tattooed on yourself.

[Echewta]

you like major league baseball.

[DipDipDive]

You're the only BBMB member with a senior citizens discount.

[Echewta]

You google search "truck steps."

[DipDipDive]

You have spent money on a window cling of Calvin urinating on something.

[Echewta]

you have a picture hanging over your futon that shows you on Jerry Springer.

[DipDipDive]

You have peeled out of a stoplight in city traffic on a crotch rocket.

[Echewta]

You could actually collect $30.32 for the stacks of beer cans in your apartment.

[DipDipDive]

..and/or you have found yourself feeling sexually attracted to an individual peeling out of a stoplight in city traffic on a crotch rocket.

[Echewta]

You've seriously wanted to fight someone for "dissin" your sports team.

[DipDipDive]

You sat through more than 10 consecutive minutes of the late 90's film entitled "The Replacements" starring Keanu Reeves.

[Bob]

You could actually collect $30.32 for the stacks of beer cans in your apartment.

....is it ok if they're bottles?

[Echewta]

you wear a white long sleeve shirt with a pink tshirt.

[DipDipDive]

You use your profits from online poker to support your graphic t-shirt business.

[Helvete]

Okay, what the hell is going on here?

[sjp]

you drive a dodge neon srt-4

[Planetary]

if you wear blue shoelaces

i skate in white shoes with blue shoelaces but the right lace got shredded so now it has a white one in. can you make an exception or am i just half a jerk?

[Guy Incognito]

you post numerous times in this thread:p:D

[camo]

...you can head butt nails into wood.

[Lex Diamonds]

I agree with a few of these but some of you obviously have some issues. I'm guessing you guys were bullied by the cool kids at school?

One of my good friends got his initials tattooed on his shoulder recently because his father died. He shares his initials with his father and grandfather. The tattoo is very tasteful and has a lot of meaning. For some loser on the internet to call him a "tool" is very offensive to me.

[TurdBerglar]

if you get insulted by fellow tools on the internet

[Guy Incognito]

if you get insulted by fellow tools on the internet

haha

if you tell everyone who has posted numerous times in this thread that they are a tool then sit there thinking of other reasons for being a tool and still cant think of anything funny and end up just waffling on about fuck all:o

[hpdrifter]

DDD and Echewta make an outstanding comedy duo, who knew?

[camo]

...you have Family Guy in the 'favorite tv shows' section on facebook just because everyone else has it.

[DipDipDive]

I agree with a few of these but some of you obviously have some issues. I'm guessing you guys were bullied by the cool kids at school?

One of my good friends got his initials tattooed on his shoulder recently because his father died. He shares his initials with his father and grandfather. The tattoo is very tasteful and has a lot of meaning. For some loser on the internet to call him a "tool" is very offensive to me.

Are you gonna cry?

[Guy Incognito]

I'm guessing you guys were bullied by the cool kids at school?

.

i dont wanna get all right-on groovy teacher here, but i dont think "cool" kids actually bullied anyone, i thought bullies were people who thought they were cool. big fuckin difference.

[Guy Incognito]

i dont wanna get all right-on groovy teacher here, but i dont think "cool" kids actually bullied anyone, i thought bullies were people who thought they were cool. big fuckin difference.

..if you post a post and then read it back and think it sounds like your dad:o

[Echewta]

Hello,

My name is Echewta and I am an Internet loser.

Thank you.

[Guy Incognito]

Hello,

My name is Echewta and I am an Internet loser.

Thank you.

i didnt realise there was such a thing as an internet winner

[nodanaonlyzuul]

you buy Ed Hardy or Affliction shirts, bro.

[Videodrome]

you buy Ed Hardy or Affliction shirts, bro. cosign. throw tapout in there also.

[Yetra Flam]

...if you have really narrow and particular tastes in women, based on their nationality, "I only like Vietnamese/French/Australian/Swahili women"

[DipDipDive]

You have even so much as considered being a contestant on "I Love New York."

[paul jones]

peanuts...or kebabs

or souvlakis


these things make hangovers less shit


plus water



and blowjobs by ho's

[checkyourprez]

peanuts...or kebabs

or souvlakis


these things make hangovers less shit


plus water



and blowjobs by ho's

true mutha fuckin that bruh.

[skra75]

you are 35+ and you hit on the clearly 18 year old hostess with your greasy haired portuguese homey wingman of the same age.

[skra75]

also:
...you wear jeans with gigantic, glittery embroidered back pockets

[Gareth]

you buy Ed Hardy shirts, bro.

haha ed hardy/christian audigier is the worst
the most garish, horrible clothing known to man
so much of that shit in melbourne
not so much here though thankfully

[Bob]

haha ed hardy/christian audigier is the worst
the most garish, horrible clothing known to man
so much of that shit in melbourne
not so much here though thankfully

oh god (http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=ed+hardy+shirts&btnG=Search+images&aq=f&oq=ed+hardy+shir)

they're like wolf shirts

[Dorothy Wood]

oh god (http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=ed+hardy+shirts&btnG=Search+images&aq=f&oq=ed+hardy+shir)

they're like wolf shirts


how dare you! wolf shirts spit on ed hardy.


I really have no idea why anyone likes stuff like that. ed hardy and sketchers, I will never understand.

[Gareth]

i think cos it's co-signed by celebrities
celebrities with no taste

[Dorothy Wood]

ugh (http://davidcooksfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/skechers.jpg)

my lord, it's like they went back in time and kidnapped a mentally challenged 10 year old from 1996 to design their ads.

[Echewta]

you are 35+ and you hit on the clearly 18 year old hostess with your greasy haired portuguese homey wingman of the same age.

Why the personal attacks?

[BBboy20]

also:
...you wear jeans with gigantic, glittery embroidered back pockets*looks at bro*...well, at least it's one pair. =/

[Lex Diamonds]

Are you gonna cry?
Obviously not.

Are you gonna act like a massive cockend?

Oh wait you already do.

[Lex Diamonds]

i dont wanna get all right-on groovy teacher here, but i dont think "cool" kids actually bullied anyone, i thought bullies were people who thought they were cool. big fuckin difference.
So I'm guessing you were bullied too?

[Guy Incognito]

So I'm guessing you were bullied too?

guess again. unbelievably no i wasnt. I had a full house of girl repellent when i was a teenager, big glasses, spots and ginger hair and i think the bullies left me alone out of pity! But i just dont remember the cool or hardest lads ever being bullies at school. It was more the lads who werent that cool or hard tried to hang on to the cool lads who really bullied people, sound familiar?

[Lex Diamonds]

I forgot to mention I went to a shithole rough school. Punching people in the face was seen as the highest form of wit.

So I grew up quick and I grew up mean, my fists got hard and my wits got keen.

[jabumbo]

ugh (http://davidcooksfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/skechers.jpg)

my lord, it's like they went back in time and kidnapped a mentally challenged 10 year old from 1996 to design their ads.

haha!


too bad the girlie there won't check get checked out in return!

[Guy Incognito]

I forgot to mention I went to a shithole rough school. Punching people in the face was seen as the highest form of wit.

So I grew up quick and I grew up mean, my fists got hard and my wits got keen.

ok then:rolleyes:

[DipDipDive]

You have vanity license plates reiterating the model and make of the car they are on.

[sjp]

You have vanity license plates reiterating the model and make of the car they are on.

I was on my way home today and saw a guy with a saturn ion redline with a ugly paint and on his license plate it said I think I 1. yup pretty sure he was a tool.

[mikizee]

You have vanity license plates reiterating the model and make of the car they are on.

YES

[b i o n i c]

if you put red, blue or any tints really on your honda civic

if you put a spoiler on anything with four cylinders

fake rim hubcaps are tool worthy as well

[sjp]

if you put red, blue or any tints really on your honda civic

if you put a spoiler on anything with four cylinders

fake rim hubcaps are tool worthy as well



http://www.subiegal.com/images/events/WA%20Rice/summer2005/honda-ricer.jpg

[ericlee]

You have a Chrysler 300 and put Bentley badges on it. I don't understand the point of that.

[mikizee]

why would you put bentley badges on a chrysler?

[camo]

why would you put bentley badges on a chrysler?

coz the chrysler (http://www.devilgraphics.com/chrysler-300c/Chrysler-300C.jpg) looks like a Bentley.

[Randetica]

coz the chrysler (http://www.devilgraphics.com/chrysler-300c/Chrysler-300C.jpg) looks like a Bentley.

*drool*

[mikizee]

coz the chrysler (http://www.devilgraphics.com/chrysler-300c/Chrysler-300C.jpg) looks like a Bentley.

Not really.

[mikizee]

Just today after reading this thread I saw a Volvo 260 GLE with the number plate, you guessed it, GLE-260.

Whats the fucking point?

I mean c'mon.

[camo]

Just today after reading this thread I saw a Volvo 260 GLE with the number plate, you guessed it, GLE-260.

Whats the fucking point?

I mean c'mon.

I bet it was on the way to a car show too.

[jabumbo]

on the radio this morning they were talking about this story (http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_12792527)....


apparently the guy wanted the plate to say 'TAHOE' for his chevy tahoe, but it was already taken.

[camo]

Not really.

only just saw this...


errm yes they do

Bentley (http://automobilesdeluxe.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bentley-brooklands-automobiles-de-luxe1.jpg)


Chrysler (http://www.biglotcars.com/RotatorStockPhotos%5C08%20stock%20photos%20480%20x %20360%5Cchrysler-300.jpg)

[skra75]

BACK TO TOPIC PEOPLE
Two words:
UNDER (http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p1858105p275w.jpg) ARMOUR (http://www.jakeslife.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/under-armour-le.jpg)

[camo]

you carry around a skateboard or sit next to one on the skate park and don't even use the thing!

[Dorothy Wood]

BACK TO TOPIC PEOPLE
Two words:
UNDER (http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p1858105p275w.jpg) ARMOUR (http://www.jakeslife.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/under-armour-le.jpg)


yeah, what the hell? I see this stuff everywhere now. where did it even come from? that logo is butt ugly.

[jabumbo]

BACK TO TOPIC PEOPLE
Two words:
UNDER (http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p1858105p275w.jpg) ARMOUR (http://www.jakeslife.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/under-armour-le.jpg)


shit's great when you are doing like, hard core outdoor training and such. but pretty laughable if you need it outside of that....

[Belt Parkway]

if you put red, blue or any tints really on your honda civic

if you put a spoiler on anything with four cylinders

fake rim hubcaps are tool worthy as well
Or really expensive rims on a cheap ass car.

[mikizee]

only just saw this...


errm yes they do

Bentley (http://automobilesdeluxe.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bentley-brooklands-automobiles-de-luxe1.jpg)


Chrysler (http://www.biglotcars.com/RotatorStockPhotos%5C08%20stock%20photos%20480%20x %20360%5Cchrysler-300.jpg)


There is a very vague resemblance. Beyond that, nothing. One looks classy and the other is ugly as sin, like a majority of american cars.

I did drive a 300 for a few days though when we hired one for a film clip.

It was like driving a big comfy sofa. It handled like a sofa, too

[ericlee]

There is a very vague resemblance. Beyond that, nothing. One looks classy and the other is ugly as sin, like a majority of american cars.

I did drive a 300 for a few days though when we hired one for a film clip.

It was like driving a big comfy sofa. It handled like a sofa, too

The emblams look almost similar but the chrysler's wings are longer.

I've seen a few 300s with Bentley emblams and then I saw a 300 in an auto lot with a whole Bentley grill.

They really don't look similar at all.

[QueenAdrock]

Just today after reading this thread I saw a Volvo 260 GLE with the number plate, you guessed it, GLE-260.

Whats the fucking point?

I mean c'mon.

See, I hate shit like that, but I do like when classic cars tell you the year on their plates like "65STANG" on a Mustang. Just because I'm usually curious as to how old it is when I see classic cars.

[ericlee]

If you say nigga after every word.

If you haven't learned how to pull your pants up yet.

If you're over 40 years old and you're driving around with your windows down blasting techno.

[Guy Incognito]

If you say nigga after every word.

that is well plastic. keep it futile.

If you haven't learned how to pull your pants up yet.

hell yes, its fucking atrocious that practice, i dont get the low pants thing at all. Do ladsit because they have no arse?

If you're over 40 years old and you're driving around with your windows down blasting techno.

err..still got 5 years of that then, although i dont have all my windows down and my stereo is shit so thats why its loud

[Lex Diamonds]

You're a tool if you "blast techno" full stop.

And the people that try to make fun of low slung jeans are usually 50+ or total dorks. Which one are you guys?

[Planetary]

i bought some under armour knee length shorts to use during outdoor training in the winter whilst still recovering from a torn groin muscle.

underarmour is expensive but extremely usefull

[rirv]

You're a tool if you "blast techno" full stop.

And the people that try to make fun of low slung jeans are usually 50+ or total dorks. Which one are you guys?

There's a difference between low slung jeans (ie wearing them around your hips rather than up by your waist) and walking around with your pants hanging out like tools do.

[-T-]

if you put red, blue or any tints really on your honda civic

if you put a spoiler on anything with four cylinders


Because the # of cylinders directly reflects the downforce needs of a vehicle?

[Lex Diamonds]

There's a difference between low slung jeans (ie wearing them around your hips rather than up by your waist) and walking around with your pants hanging out like tools do.
I wouldn't really distinguish that much, I don't do it myself but I don't see the problem with it. Sure some people look like knobs but some can pull it off, same as with any fashion.

[Planetary]

I wouldn't really distinguish that much, I don't do it myself but I don't see the problem with it. Sure some people look like knobs but some can pull it off, same as with any fashion.

except those silly beanie hats that sag down your back and make you look like a smurf. no one can pull them off cause theyre rediculous

[Fern]

if you type or say the word(s) "forgedgeaboutit"

[b i o n i c]

i know.. its "fuggeddabbaddit! chooooch!!!"

[Fern]

thanks, babe.

[b i o n i c]

you got it livalips

[skra75]

And the people that try to make fun of low slung jeans are usually 50+ or total dorks. Which one are you guys?

agreed on that techno point.

But son, on the low slung jeans thing - I must disagree. The style is played out unless you're making a movie about living in 1995-1998. Sure, you'll see guy doing it nowadays but anymore here in the state they are either retarded high school kids or guys from my generation (30-35 y/o) who are trapped in a sad era that they can let go of.

EXAMPLE

tool pants (http://josebalron.com/images/wardrobe/pants/mondoblkskull.jpg)
played out look (http://www.tampabay.com/multimedia/archive/00015/b4s_baggy032108_15167c.jpeg)
the one is a COSTUME! for real! hahaha (http://www.hollywoodtoysandcostumes.com/cached/15MR144028.jpg)
see, 8 year olds dude (http://www.90s411.com/images/baggy-pants2.jpg)

I've been enjoying this look (see our man Yeezy). The tight thing doesn't work but I've been around the way long enough to know the glitter-pocket giant t-shirt look is dried up (http://livelivalive.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/kanye-west-air-yeezyssss.jpg)

give your big pants to Jared at Subway everyone! (http://innovationgonewrong.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/jared-pants.jpg)

[Guy Incognito]

You're a tool if you "blast techno" full stop.

And the people that try to make fun of low slung jeans are usually 50+ or total dorks. Which one are you guys?


you are a tool if you pigeonhole music you dont like as one type. full stop.

anyhoo.

i wasnt making fun of the jeans thing, i just dont get it, where it comes from or why you would want to show everyone your undercrackers. If there is a reason why or if someone knows the origin then it would be interesting to find out

[hpdrifter]

I still see the sag on MTv all the time. Far as I can tell most people in hip hop are still doing it.

[ericlee]

You're a tool if you "blast techno" full stop.

And the people that try to make fun of low slung jeans are usually 50+ or total dorks. Which one are you guys?

No, people who make fun of low slung jeans have the decency to walk around and not look like a freakin' idiot.

You must like looking at other guy's asses, correct? Or did you take it in the ass? Because low slung jeans is a trend that came from the prison and if you wore your jeans down low, it means you're ready to take a dick in the ass at any time.

Which one are you?

[skra75]

Which one are you?

woah-woah-woah there buddy! settle down cowboy!
he said he doesn't wear his pants like that!

even so - who cares!
I was just pointing out that the look is (although worn by many a newbian rapper) is on it's way out. In my Mind's Eye it has been done for years now.

whew you get a little flared up sometimes huh?

[nodanaonlyzuul]

females can count as tools too, right?

you are a tool if you walk in to a dive bar and turn your nose up at it because you "aren't feeling the vibe" and "there are no rich guys to buy us drinks."

I am a little disappointed in our mutual friend that were hanging out with these girls. She's cooler than that. Whatever.

[skra75]

I was at the bar last night and the fake-tanned greasy-haired, pointy-shoes wearing tool of a bartender had this awful song - ON LOOP. IT PLAYED 3 TIMES! I had no choice but to get the hell out of there as I began to lose my mind and feel sick at the same time. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjLFYLIMYv0&feature=related)

[ericlee]

woah-woah-woah there buddy! settle down cowboy!
he said he doesn't wear his pants like that!

even so - who cares!
I was just pointing out that the look is (although worn by many a newbian rapper) is on it's way out. In my Mind's Eye it has been done for years now.

whew you get a little flared up sometimes huh?

I'm not flared up. He wanted to either call me a dork or an old fart, I'm returning the favor.

For one, I do not appreciate having to look at some other guys ass. Most of the time, the option of "look away" isn't available. If you're going up some steps and a guy is sagging his pants and he's in front of you- etc. People walk their kids in public too, they really shouldn't have to see that.


It's not very sanitary either. I really hate getting on the train or going into a public restaurant looking for a seat after people wearing saggy ass jeans have been sitting there.

People just need to have a little more respect for others. I'm very open minded with trends and such but this is one I really can't stand and most of the people who try to pull it off have no idea of the origin of it.

[Videodrome]

if you have all the store stickers still on your hat.

[TurdBerglar]

what's the deal with black guys and puerto ricans wearing the jeans so far fucking down that the waste is literally half way down their thighs? they didn't wear their jeans that far down 3 years ago.

[b i o n i c]

this has been going on since baggy pants. its worse now with the skinny jeans halfway down dey legs

[Lex Diamonds]

No, people who make fun of low slung jeans have the decency to walk around and not look like a freakin' idiot.

You must like looking at other guy's asses, correct? Or did you take it in the ass? Because low slung jeans is a trend that came from the prison and if you wore your jeans down low, it means you're ready to take a dick in the ass at any time.

Which one are you?
It never had anything to do with sex, it was because those in gangs had their belts confiscated you moron. And I don't see why someone wearing their jeans low compels you to look at their ass (which is still covered by boxers unless I'm missing some weird crack-exposing American thing).

You're really quite gay aren't you? Must suck that you're too over the hill to start looking for a boyfriend.

[TurdBerglar]

this has been going on since baggy pants. its worse now with the skinny jeans halfway down dey legs

maybe that's what it is

the jeans are skinnier now...

[ericlee]

It never had anything to do with sex, it was because those in gangs had their belts confiscated you moron. And I don't see why someone wearing their jeans low compels you to look at their ass.

You're really quite gay aren't you? Must suck that you're too over the hill to start looking for a boyfriend.

hey dipshit, I was a C.O. for 2 years. It's not even a gang thing. It's that some inmates have had their clothes issued too big which caused sagging.

While working on the compound, you never see the "gangstas" walking around with pants sagging. You see the punks walk around like that and you're constantly having to tell them to pull them up.

The new inmates would come to the compound and try to sag and the convicts would start wolf calling them.

Keep on defending your need to look at some dudes ass.

[Lex Diamonds]

Like I already explained, most of us don't check out dude's asses. I don't know why you're persisting with this.

So you're saying before the jean sag came into fashion (about 20 years ago) you were right there at the forefront following it's developments?

People get their clothes issued too big so they can wear the style. It didn't create it, moron.

Why don't you stop acting like you know everything and admit you're just a bitter middle-aged closet homosexual?

[ericlee]

Like I already explained, most of us don't check out dude's asses. I don't know why you're persisting with this.

So you're saying before the jean sag came into fashion (about 20 years ago) you were right there at the forefront following it's developments?

People get their clothes issued too big so they can wear the style. It didn't create it, moron.

Why don't you stop acting like you know everything and admit you're just a bitter middle-aged closet homosexual?

it's a trend that came from the prison. It evolved from the prison.

I'm not saying that I was there on the forefront. I'm saying that I have worked in the source from in which it came from and I've seen it evolve from there.

Yeah, they have boxers covering their ass. Still, it's their underwear and the public isn't their bedroom to flaunt around in their underwear and I don't appreciate seeing guys walk around in their underwear.

So, who's the homosexual? You're all about defending dudes walking around in their underwear showing their ass off, paddy. I'm totally against it.

[Lex Diamonds]

So, who's the homosexual?
Well from the evidence presented:


you get mad about other people's choice of clothing
when guy's asses are "on show" you can't help but look
you immediately linked this style to anal sex
you worked in a prison where you apparently learnt all about aforementioned anal sex
when you sit on a surface in a public place you think about guys' assholes


I'd have to say... you.

Yep, you're definitely the gay one.

[skra75]

comedy galore
gay-lore

[Guy Incognito]

you end up having the same rows with the same people on message boards

oh and that moby tune skra posted is pretty weak and not a good example of electronic music at all, but it is not techno

[TAL]

...you think all electronic music is techno.

[ericlee]

Well from the evidence presented:


you get mad about other people's choice of clothing
when guy's asses are "on show" you can't help but look
you immediately linked this style to anal sex
you worked in a prison where you apparently learnt all about aforementioned anal sex
when you sit on a surface in a public place you think about guys' assholes


I'd have to say... you.

Yep, you're definitely the gay one.

Paddy, what are we talking about here? We are talking about guys, sagging their pants. Guys, not women. What's hanging from those pants? A guys ass. It probably looks like a ladies ass to you.

It's their choice of clothing, yeah. They can wear what they want but regardless, their ass is hanging out.

I linked it to anal sex right away. Once again, I worked in the source. If a guy walks around with his ass showing, the people seeing it aren't all about, "hey man, nice style, I love the color coordination."

i never saw anal sex in the prison while working there, I pretty much maces sure none of that happened; mainly by telling dudes to pull their pants up.

I'm not continuing this argument with you. In public, there are kids walking and most of their eye level reaches to a person's waist.

If you want to keep on defending a guys right to have his butt hanging from his pants while I'm saying they should cover it up and you're trying to tell me that I sound like a homo, you definitly have your prioritys confused.

Admit it paddy, you can't get enough of it. You love seeing male ass.

[Guy Incognito]

...you think all electronic music is techno.

er.. is that a pop at what i said?, cos i dont think that and if you read it like that then it means i wrote it wrong

[ericlee]

*made sure

[Lex Diamonds]

I went to the newest post and I cba to go back a page but I'm sure whatever you "made sure" happened was super cool and manly and not in the least bit to do with checking out men's butts.

[ericlee]

I went to the newest post and I cba to go back a page but I'm sure whatever you "made sure" happened was super cool and manly and not in the least bit to do with checking out men's butts.

No, it was a typo. Also let me explain the public restaurant- seating deal.

I don't know what disease a person carries but there's a person who's sitting in a seat where people eat and he's in his underwear.

Regardless, I'm saying nay to men showing their ass and you're saying yay!

[jabumbo]

females can count as tools too, right?

you are a tool if you walk in to a dive bar and turn your nose up at it because you "aren't feeling the vibe" and "there are no rich guys to buy us drinks."

I am a little disappointed in our mutual friend that were hanging out with these girls. She's cooler than that. Whatever.



i feel that there is another term for this. i mean, its the same thing, but the female version

urban dictionary has a few weakly promoted definitions for "tool box" as the female version. but then the better definition sort of loosely just calls them a bitch....

[TAL]

er.. is that a pop at what i said?, cos i dont think that and if you read it like that then it means i wrote it wrong

No need to worry.

I've seen the word "techno" in this thread a few times and just wanted to get that out.

[Guy Incognito]

No need to worry.

I've seen the word "techno" in this thread a few times and just wanted to get that out.

(y)

[ericlee]

If you've done the very minimal time in the military, like 2 years and complained the whole time while in and got a military tattoo and act as you were a hardcore grunt when you got out.

[Yetra Flam]

Or act like you have like the equivalent of military training, when you're actualy just a tool.

[ericlee]

If you never listened to MJ while he was alive but now he's dead you buy the RIP Michael Jackson- 1958-2009 t shirt from a street vendor and buy a few of his greatest hits CDs.

[russhie]

It's pretty difficult to have not listened to Michael Jackson's music at some point in your life, so, who cares? I don't understand who is in charge of deciding how much of an influence a musician or song can have on an individual based upon how much of their back catalog you're familiar with.

[ericlee]

It's pretty difficult to have not listened to Michael Jackson's music at some point in your life, so, who cares? I don't understand who is in charge of deciding how much of an influence a musician or song can have on an individual based upon how much of their back catalog you're familiar with.

True, I'm sure everyone has heard his stuff at one point in their life and they have the choice of either buying his music or not, while he was still alive.

Now he's dead and people make sure they do go out and buy his stuff.

And if you buy any memorabilia as mentioned from a street merchant, I needn't have to say more.

Who's in charge of calling people out? Good question. It just sounded good at the time to type that.

[Randetica]

If you never listened to MJ while he was alive but now he's dead you buy the RIP Michael Jackson- 1958-2009 t shirt from a street vendor and buy a few of his greatest hits CDs.

yeah, highly annoying

[ericlee]

You post videos of yourself impersonating The Joker on youtube.

[Audio.]

you're a tool if you are a hipster who so happens to like Miracle Whip brand only.

your're a tool if you play WoW.

you're even a bigger tool if you play RuneScape.

you're a bigger fucking tool if you play as Seth in SF4.

[Audio.]

You post videos of yourself impersonating The Joker on youtube.

and the thread ends there folks. (y)

[Dorothy Wood]

don't be so mayo, audio. :rolleyes:


you're a tool if you think this is cool: http://www.bigstickinc.com/images/large_chicago3.jpg

[skinnybutphat]

don't be so mayo, audio. :rolleyes:


you're a tool if you think this is cool: http://www.bigstickinc.com/images/large_chicago3.jpg

What is that?

[paul jones]

What is that?

it's a map of chicago

[skinnybutphat]

I figured that part out, I don't get the colors or what it's supposed to be showing.

[paul jones]

I figured that part out, I don't get the colors or what it's supposed to be showing.

I dunno.

[ericlee]

If you're a female and you wear those sweatpants with the words foxy, sassy, diva or whatever across your ass.

Even worse if people can see golf balls or cottage cheese underneath the sweats.

[Audio.]

I'm sorry but the big jumbo sun glasses make people look lame. If you wear them I certainly will think you are lame. If only Johnny Depp didnt wear them in the Willy Wonka movie.

[hardnox71]

..if you post a post and then read it back and think it sounds like your dad:o

LOL!! Awesome.

[Dorothy Wood]

I figured that part out, I don't get the colors or what it's supposed to be showing.

it's map of the neighborhoods, and it's ugly as sin. but some people love it even though it says "home is where the hood" is, which is absolutely ridiculous.