What has been your doofus moment of the day?

[paul jones]

I went to see Bruno at the local Cine-world and Bruno was showing in theatre 1 which is in the same walk through as theatre 2 but no numbers on the actual doors so like a cunt I walked into theatre 2 and sat down with my hot dog,popcorn and drink only to realise after 2 minutes that I was watching that Transformers sequal.I thought it was a trailor when I walked in of course and didn't think the old age pensioners in there would have chosen to see Bruno cos if they did they would have a heart attack probably

[PENisland]

you big silly goose

[TAL]

I was boiling water 20 minutes ago. After a while I noticed that I had forgotten to put water in.
I used to have a blue saucepan, it's black now (y)

[trailerprincess]

Not mine, but my sister was changing at the gym and some guy walked in mid bra and she got all shouty and then when she walked out the manager pointed out she was in the mens changing area

[adam_f]

I kept complaining to people at work about how my pants were tight today only to realize once i changed that my penis got substantially bigger in the span of a day. Silly me.