I wish I could be a bastard more

[Adam]

I'm just venting here - I don't really need advice...

but there has been instances these past couple of weeks where I could of maybe got laid by lying. But I find it so hard to do, like I know I am not looking for anything serious because I am completely in love with someone else and although we are miles away and in an agreed open relationship, all I can really commit to is a fuck buddy so I completely shy away from it all because I think feelings might end up getting in the way or something.

I know females are sometimes after friends with benefits to but as soon as I start even thinking about trying to do this, I just think of myself as a complete bastard.

meh, I should toughen up: getting laid is what life is all about, right?

[funk63]

Yes sir don't be so hard on yourself.

[Fern]

stop being a homo and fuck.

:cool:

[DipDipDive]

If it's not your style, it's not your style. You'd probably find that if you went against your instinct just for a lay, it probably wouldn't be a whole lot of fun for you in the end anyways. Can you dig it?

[Adam]

^yeah I know - which is why I declared it venting.

But y'know, its nice to get laid and stuff (although I ain't) is the main point of the thread...

[paul jones]

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[Echewta]

So just tell girls you are looking to get laid with no strings.

[Adam]

with no strings.

but with just ropes and and a harness.

[Helvete]

I am far too nice. This doesn't work in my favour.

[Rock]

So just tell girls you are looking to get laid with no strings.

Yeah but sometimes they say "yeah, me too" and then they get all crazy on you and you hear from mutual friends that she thinks that you two are in a relationship because you bang her out 3 or 4 times a week but still have never had a meal or a movie with her and the only time you two have ever been alone is when you were laying some pipe. And then she gets mad when she hears that you went home with someone else the next night after you scrumped her.

That is why the one nighters can be better, but then there is that feeling of "damn i should have worn a rubber" the next morning. Which then brings on the monthly visits to the free clinic. Which starts to become awkward because the staff gives you a "NORM!!!" welcome when you walk in, but also nice because you meet more ladies that like to bang there.

All bullshit aside, you shouldn't have to lie to get laid.

[b i o n i c]

Yeah but sometimes they say "yeah, me too" and then they get all crazy on you and you hear from mutual friends that she thinks that you two are in a relationship because you bang her out 3 or 4 times a week but still have never had a meal or a movie with her and the only time you two have ever been alone is when you were laying some pipe. And then she gets mad when she hears that you went home with someone else the next night after you scrumped her.


lol

[Adam]

All bullshit aside, you shouldn't have to lie to get laid.

Well the point is that I don't lie. And I'd always wear a rubber anyway until I know her even if she swears she is on the pill just for my own piece of mind.

I mean, I could of lied to get laid (possibly) but its also in my mind how I define a relationship and what I want - ie; do I say to them I am single (which I half am) or that I am in an open relationship (which makes me sound sleazy to me) or like echewta said; no strings sex (which rock pointed out has its own problems). At the time of making the thread I was particularly horny and I was thinking back and wondering how nice it'd be to get some action right then. Currently (as in this moment right now), I'm content with not getting any action for a few months - I've gone much longer but I think when you have feelings for someone you kinda want it more with whoever if you can't have it with the one you have feelings for.

Ok, I make no sense but that doesn't matter cus I know what I mean. And I can't and won't change who I am so if I get laid by whatever methods then I suppose the events leading up to that are what I am comfortable with :)

[camo]

I am far too nice. This doesn't work in my favour.

It's working fine for me at the moment.

I pulled the aussie the other day. Another on Sunday and I went on a date last night. Oh and I'm seeing Sunday night again tomorrow.

Good guys are finally pulling through and putting it in.

[Adam]

What makes you think you are a good guy.

If you are a good guy and start getting laid then it makes a mockery of our depressed status and rallying cry in which we get to bitch about women not being into us.

[camo]

What makes you think you are a good guy.

If you are a good guy and start getting laid then it makes a mockery of our depressed status and rallying cry in which we get to bitch about women not being into us.

Well I haven't tried to pretend to be anything other than me for starters.

Sure I'm depressed but it's these thing that help alleviate the misery. I ain't letting this fucking thing from stopping me living my life.

[Echewta]

You can do sidebends or situps.