Would you rather...

[rirv]

...have a good shit or a bad fuck?

[Adam]

A bad fuck, then shit on her.

Then a good meal

[Videodrome]

a good shit.

anyone who isn't in a serious sexual drought should pick that.

[mikizee]

A decent crap, definitely

[paul jones]

100% Pleasant Poo

[rirv]

On a long drive back from Belgium recently a friend posed the question:

Would you rather suck off your dad or lick out your mum?

I'm not sure there is an answer to this.:(

[jabumbo]

are we talking good shit like the first one after a weekend of heavy drinking good, or just like a pretty good one after the morning coffee.

there is a substantial difference here

[rirv]

By good shit I mean the kind that Madonna would try and adopt.

By bad fuck - well, whatever your experience of bad sex is - you probably don't come, the girl starts crying.

[Fern]

suck off my dad, I bet my mom stinks down there . . . . :cool:

[Guy Incognito]

On a long drive back from Belgium recently a friend posed the question:

Would you rather suck off your dad or lick out your mum?

I'm not sure there is an answer to this.:(

the answer is dont drive back from belgium, you and your friend must have been going mad.

[ericlee]

A good shit is definitly more self rewarding. Your insides are cleansed, you feel lighter and refreshed.

A bad fuck, first off in that case, 2 people are left feeling miserable and incomplete. Especially if the guy gets his nuts off with improper timing and the lady doesn't get off at all.

A bad fuck can make you feel even worse off.

[sjp]

a good shit.