im sick

[monkey]

and im alone. and that sucks.

[Bob]

at least nobody will catch anything from you

[monkey]

i enjoy spreading disease. it makes me feel like a useful host.

i actually yelled at a couple of people who are close to me for not taking care of me. doesn't particularly endear them to me at this point, but i got so damn annoyed that im always taking care of them when they're sick and no one cared to do that for me. i got angry. now im just sad that this is how things are.

[Bob]

some time ago i think i contracted swine flu and i took pleasure in the fact that i probably spread it to all my coworkers because they were all jerks. whenever my cubicle neighbor would piss me off i'd tilt my head up and try to cough over the wall. a few days later she complained (quite loudly and annoyingly) of swine flu-like symptoms so i think i got her

[adam_f]

I was sick all last week and I went to my black doctor. I only mention he's black because I didn't know they made those.

[jabumbo]

one time i went to a convention and was quite sick the whole weekend.


for months and years afterwards when i would see various people who were at the same event told me they got real sick from me.

i took pride in the fact that i infected a solid 40 or 50 people that weekend.

[checkyourprez]

i enjoy spreading disease. it makes me feel like a useful host.

i actually yelled at a couple of people who are close to me for not taking care of me. doesn't particularly endear them to me at this point, but i got so damn annoyed that im always taking care of them when they're sick and no one cared to do that for me. i got angry. now im just sad that this is how things are.

me too.

AIDS is fun like that.