wild parties

[Dorothy Wood]

I think there was a thread like this before. I don't really go to wild parties anymore, but I did last night. it was pretty fun, but also scary. a couple of dudes from the black lips were there, not performing, just hanging out. I was all, "whoa". there were a lot of sweaty young people trying pretty hard to be cool. my friends and I felt like super square old people, but we decided to get silly and dance anyway. and I petted a pitbull! I punched a punching bag, and I slapped one of my friends across the face (upon his request) too. and this one girl was strutting around in a skimpy thin tank top with no bra on underneath, and everyone was just waiting for her boobs to fall out at some point. she danced around and nothing, she even started making out with some dude and tipped over a couch, rolled over it and started grinding him on the floor...and still, no boobs. we were like, "are they taped in there?" as we were leaving, tank top girl was near the door and I said, "everyone's been waiting to see your tits, you know." and she just took em out and bobbled 'em around and I was like, "oh, well, alright." they weren't as cute as I thought they'd be. I was kind of disappointed and just walked away.

later I was like, "wait, I just asked a girl to show me her boobs and she did. what?"

these kids today....


anyway, insert party stories below.

[b i o n i c]

upper east side, large beds, marijuana, band/dj, nudity, famous people, limbs everywhere, moaning, one room. i kept my clothes on. *puke*

[Bob]

i hate the parties where people go "WOOOOOOOOO!" i never understood the appeal of WOOOOOOOOO!ing. listening to it, doing it, whatever

i did once go to a party where a friend of mine got randomly stabbed in the nose and we had to rush him to the hospital though. we were at a frat party and these two dudes burst outside, fighting, probably over who could go WOOOOOOOOO! the loudest or more likely a slut. one of them had a knife and the other one knocked it out of his hand and it hit my friend in the nose. my friend had a lifestyle such that he was bound to be stabbed eventually but he didn't deserve that one. he was fine eventually but he had to get stitches, it busted his nose wide open, it was pretty goddamn gross

woo

[Adam]

What defines a wild party? I haven't been to one for a long long while - like about 6 years. But when I first started drinking (16-20) I thought wild parties where fun, now they seem pretty depressing. But I am old now so its not my scene.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I've never really been to a wild party.

I did go to a house party once for new years eve years ago. It was small, but everyone ended up way too drunk and people paired off and well... I imagine you people can tell what happened that night.

Too bad the guy that actually owned the house the party was in didn't get any though. Poor dude.

[saz]

i hate the parties where people go "WOOOOOOOOO!" i never understood the appeal of WOOOOOOOOO!ing. listening to it, doing it, whatever

that and yelling "party!"

wild parties are awesome, especially when you can see silhouettes of people in every window from outside. and raves.

[Randetica]

I've never really been to a wild party.



ive never really been to a party (unless mc donalds bday parties do count)

[Echewta]

The wrap party for The Man Show was pretty fun. Thats as hollywood crazy as I've gotten.

[Dorothy Wood]

i hate the parties where people go "WOOOOOOOOO!" i never understood the appeal of WOOOOOOOOO!ing. listening to it, doing it, whatever

i did once go to a party where a friend of mine got randomly stabbed in the nose and we had to rush him to the hospital though. we were at a frat party and these two dudes burst outside, fighting, probably over who could go WOOOOOOOOO! the loudest or more likely a slut. one of them had a knife and the other one knocked it out of his hand and it hit my friend in the nose. my friend had a lifestyle such that he was bound to be stabbed eventually but he didn't deserve that one. he was fine eventually but he had to get stitches, it busted his nose wide open, it was pretty goddamn gross

woo

whoa, that is totally gross, but awesome.


when I was in college, I used to like to yell, "WOOOO! PARTY! [NAME OF FRATERNITY]!" when walking home by frat houses. I usually got people to join in.

I must admit, I like yelling, but it has to have an element of irony. like chanting "SPORTS" over and over. the addition of high fives makes it even better.


my party wasn't really that wild, it was just wild-seeming because a lot of people were there and it was next to a creepy factory. and I saw boobs. and we almost did drugs! but didn't.


echewta, what happened at your party? boobs?

[skra75]

I've been to some insane parties. The craziest one was in college, it was a frat party me and my buddies crashed. We drank a few, then there was a huge fight and the cops showed up, we escaped out the back and skated down the street all drunk, it ruled.

Most crazy parties ended up with us actually leaving the party and going to a strip club or another bar, then the rest of the night is a blur.

Nowadays, I'm a hermit of sorts and I don't have any patience for parties. I always get annoyed by the music or something. Young people annoy me nowadays. And old folks like me don't have wild parties. And if they do, it's creepy like an episode of COPS. That's not my scene.

[Dorothy Wood]

I've been to some insane parties. The craziest one was in college, it was a frat party me and my buddies crashed. We drank a few, then there was a huge fight and the cops showed up, we escaped out the back and skated down the street all drunk, it ruled.

Most crazy parties ended up with us actually leaving the party and going to a strip club or another bar, then the rest of the night is a blur.

Nowadays, I'm a hermit of sorts and I don't have any patience for parties. I always get annoyed by the music or something. Young people annoy me nowadays. And old folks like me don't have wild parties. And if they do, it's creepy like an episode of COPS. That's not my scene.

yeah, young people are pretty annoying. they dress terrible too, like trailerpark 1987 style. it is fun to act like a moron around them though because they get all uppity and give evil eyes (if they're not blasted out of their minds on coke).

I'm trying to have the dorkiest party in the world for my birthday this year. I want people to feel free to be as uncool and goofy as possible.

[Echewta]

They rented out a small botique hotel on Sunset. At the end of the night, a wannabe Juggy did jump into the pool naked. In front of a hundred or so people.

I was married at the time and behavied myself.

[Adam]

I'm trying to have the dorkiest party in the world for my birthday this year. I want people to feel free to be as uncool and goofy as possible.

My favourite type of parties are LAN parties.

^True Story.

[paul jones]

I've been to a few but will have to try and remember what was worth remebering as they get lost in the memory as you get older and plus what condition I was in at the time.

The last 'party' I went to to was a house-warming party a few weeks ago which was basically just booze and B-B-Q with a few people and a cat and my friend had Tony Hawks Skateboarding set up on his playstation in the shed so it was good to play that again, especially with the cheat on and skating as Jamie Thomas in the school .

[Audio.]

haha wooow tits lol thats awesome mmm but that never happened here.

THE WILDEST party was here at the Rio Hotel in Vegas after the grand finals yesterday from EVO2K9. The Street Fighter champion Daigo and Justin and cats from the east coast to westcoast, mid coast, Japan, Germany, Puerto Rico all hundreds of us all over partying, playing fighting games, having big money matches, going crazy people just playing hard loud music. Room 1676 was one of the best rooms at that day. loved it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbCoPI4HoLs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o5a3nvIL4s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq67oSvsjqI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxTO_51dSHY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsoK2Rul--g

definitely better than launch party in Little Tokyo.

[kll]

naked chicks in plastic see-through balls floating in a pool while mixmastermike dj's and stilt people who look like kkk members walk around. free booze, fire spitters, tree people and seafood.

[ET]

So I left this one early. Walking down the street. Saw some girl's head poking out the side of a Suburban. She was bobbing in and out like she was going to hurl. And she did all over the side of truck and kept bobbing. Walking up closer and on the opposite end of the vomit, I saw that there was a guy behind her hitting it up doggystyle. Good times. (y)