i just punched a fly

[Bob]

there was a fly buzzing in front of my desk and i made a fist and i punched it and now it's dead

feels good man

[paul jones]

I chased a fly in the kitchen the other day but it survived my hits with the newspaper and escaped.

[Adam]

I chased a fly in the kitchen the other day but it survived my hits with the newspaper and escaped.

This is where you fail - the newspaper was the wrong tool.

Flies can see you coming before you even know it when coming from one angle. If you tried to squash it between your hands it'd have no sense of the attack from the other side so you are more likely to get it.

wash your hands afterwards tho.

[Audio.]

I hate ants more than flies. SMASHING ANTS RAAAAAAARRRRRRR! Feels victorious.

[paul jones]

I hate ants more than flies. SMASHING ANTS RAAAAAAARRRRRRR! Feels victorious.

a friend of mine used to eat ants when he was small.

[Audio.]

aaaaah :((n)

ants go through poo eat dead birds and other insects yuck.

[Nuzzolese]

I hit a bothersome fly with my tennis racket last week and it plunged to the ground, dead. I was a little disappointed that it died right away. I was just trying to chase it off. Killing it was too easy.

[Belt Parkway]

Don't tell PETA. They will picket your apartment/house/dwelling.

[jabumbo]

i doubt the accuracy of your story, bob

[Waus]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0a/Feelsgoodmangreen.jpg

[Rock]

We had a smelly guinea pig in my 5th grade class that always attracted flies.
So being stupid little kids, we would roll up paper and tape them and kill em with our "Fly Busters". We would circle our favorite kills/gut smears and tally up all of our kills for the week.
This one girl that sat behind me said we were dumb and should just try and stab them with a sharpened pencil. I told her that would be nearly impossible. Two days later we were talking and she had a freshly sharped pencil and a fly landed on her desk and she stabbed that fucker without blinking an eye. She became the champ that day, no one could ever kill a fly better. She must be a ninja now.

[Bob]

or in prison

[faz]

I slapped a spider earlier when I was taking in my washing. I thought of this thread.

Perhaps me and bob could form some kind of tag team taking on insects.

[skra75]

that's the most punk rock thing I've heard all day(y)

[Myu-to]

Bob, women love him, flies fear him.

[ericlee]

I spat tobacco on a fly once and killed it.

[Bob]

once i was taking a piss and there was a fly buzzing around the bowl and i pissed it into the toilet and killed it

[gbsuey]

i know a guy who squashed a fly on the ceiling with his foot with some crazy-legs jump type thing. i like to think that when he did it it was in slow--mo with the de de de d ed e d e d e e d d e e d dede d noise from six million dollar man or whatever it was. me, i just flap my arms like a fool

[Helvete]

Iraq being the smelly, trash-ridden country that it is, is full of flies. They always used to come out in force early in the morning before the sun made it too hot. So of course, sleeping outside you'd get them all over you.

Fast forward a few months where it was cool enough for them to be out all day, and you've got a massive problem. When on sentry duty at Basrah Palace we used to sit at the desk with a fly swat, and see how many we could kill in our 2 hour stint, and then leave all the dead ones in a pile. I think one of the guy's record was about 200 or so. It was amazing.

[avignon]

The other day I waved my hand to just shoo a fly away and accidentally sort of caressed it. Completely grossed me out.

[Nuzzolese]

once i was taking a piss and there was a fly buzzing around the bowl and i pissed it into the toilet and killed it

Have you told anyone else about this?

[Bob]

it's generally the first thing i tell new people when i meet them. also at job interviews