Helvete
07-27-2009, 07:58 AM
Like, very fast. Okay, maybe not world record speed reading. But quick all the same.
Examples: Subtitled movies, I can read each 'page' in around a second just by glancing at it. Makes me laugh when retarded people can't keep up and say 'I don't like movies with subtitles' it basically means they have the reading age of an infant and they either miss out on most of the dialogue or miss the action.
Also, those quiz machines you get in bars over here. You do the usual crowding around with about 6 friends trying to get all the questions right. Question comes up and I'm like *BOOM* "the answer is B". 8 seconds later everyone else is like "ermmmm, yeah B".
This is one of my many talents. Too bad I don't have any actual useful talents that anyone gives a fuck about or that make me more attractive to the opposite sex.
Erm, no-ones really going to reply to this unless I encourage participation. In which case, post any useless talents you have.
Examples: Subtitled movies, I can read each 'page' in around a second just by glancing at it. Makes me laugh when retarded people can't keep up and say 'I don't like movies with subtitles' it basically means they have the reading age of an infant and they either miss out on most of the dialogue or miss the action.
Also, those quiz machines you get in bars over here. You do the usual crowding around with about 6 friends trying to get all the questions right. Question comes up and I'm like *BOOM* "the answer is B". 8 seconds later everyone else is like "ermmmm, yeah B".
This is one of my many talents. Too bad I don't have any actual useful talents that anyone gives a fuck about or that make me more attractive to the opposite sex.
Erm, no-ones really going to reply to this unless I encourage participation. In which case, post any useless talents you have.