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RobMoney$
07-27-2009, 07:02 PM
O.J. Simpson Lives In Fear: Cellmates Plot To Kill?
by Staff

Incarcerated O.J. Simpson is living in fear behind bars because he's convinced his cellmate is plotting to kill him.

The former American footballer was sentenced to serve at least 15 years in a Nevada prison last December (08) after his conviction for armed robbery relating to a September 2007 sports memorabilia heist.

He is serving his time at Lovelock Correctional Center as he awaits progress on his appeal, but according to the National Enquirer, Simpson is terrified his cellmate is plotting to take revenge on him for the murder of his ex-wife Nicole Simpson-Brown.

The retired sportsman was cleared of killing his ex and her friend Ron Goldman in 1995, but the shamed star is allegedly fearful he will become the target of a revenge attack.

According to the tabloid, Simpson has told pals, "My cellmate is nuts. He's a killer, and he hates me. He told me that he is in prison for murder and rape, and he hates my guts because I got away with murdering my ex-wife.

"He's told me he is going to strangle me in my sleep the first chance he gets."

Friends of Simpson are worried The Naked Gun star is gradually being driven to insanity and are concerned he will not survive his prison stint.

An insider says, "I think O.J. is finally losing it. If he has to stay in prison for a long time, he won't make it."

Simpson is due back in court on 3 August (09) when a judge will decide whether to grant him bail pending his appeal. © WENN

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_212246923.shtml

checkyourprez
07-27-2009, 07:10 PM
start hitting the weights oj.

sharpening that tooth brush would also be a wise idea.

Dorothy Wood
07-27-2009, 09:08 PM
LOL @ "the naked gun star" reference. oh, why thank you for the context, Tittle Tattle...until I read that I couldn't tell which OJ Simpson you were talking about.



also...tittle tattle? :confused:

Documad
07-27-2009, 09:28 PM
When did he become the star of Naked Gun anyhow?

mickill
07-27-2009, 09:42 PM
Oh, thaaaaaat's where I recognize him from.

RobMoney$
07-27-2009, 09:46 PM
Lovelock Correctional Center

RobMoney$
07-27-2009, 09:48 PM
Also,...

"My cellmate is nuts. He's a killer,"



Pot, meet kettle?

saz
07-27-2009, 09:48 PM
you would've figured that oj would have been kind of popular in prison.

Documad
07-27-2009, 09:50 PM
you would've figured that oj would have been kind of popular in prison.

I would have thought so too. I wonder if they expect him to have money and buy them candy bars and then he says no.

RobMoney$
07-27-2009, 09:53 PM
Do you think they beat him to a.....




























































Pulp?

checkyourprez
07-27-2009, 10:37 PM
come on oj really? done be a fucking pussy.

you already killed 2 people.

do that dirt muh fucka. third times a charm.

mate_spawn_die
07-27-2009, 11:04 PM
"Friends of Simpson are worried The Naked Gun star..."

LOL (i only type that when i actually do laugh out loud)

Brother McDuff
07-28-2009, 03:21 AM
some people can dish it out but just can't take it.

Kid Presentable
07-28-2009, 05:33 AM
Lesley Nielsen must be rolling in his bed.

YoungRemy
07-28-2009, 10:50 AM
nice beaver!

ericlee
07-28-2009, 02:34 PM
What's the difference between Hustler magazine and OJ Simpson?













Hustler can take a good beating while in the can.

b i o n i c
07-28-2009, 02:43 PM
beaver hunt!