I want to kill someone

[Helvete]

Don't worry, not some innocent person or anything! Just someone I can convince myself is bad enough to justify it. Not sure why, but lots of people do it, don't they? 6 billion people out there, a few more dead ones aren't going to matter. Don't know how I would do it though, might need to kill a few people to see which way is good. I'd like to stab someone, shoot someone and maybe just beat them with a blunt instrument. 3 people, that's not many is it?

Who is with me?!

[Bob]

this is admissible as a hearsay exception as a present statement of future intent

i'm pretty sure

[DipDipDive]

I'd like to kill Bob by mating with him and then eating him, praying mantis style. The world needs less lawyers.

[Bob]

that's the best deal i'm going to get, i'll take it

[Dorothy Wood]

for shame, ddd, now how is bob supposed to get any studying done with a boner?

[Bob]

you did say mating first, right?

[DipDipDive]

Shonuff.

DW, my answer is Red Bull.

[Helvete]

this is admissible as a hearsay exception as a present statement of future intent

i'm pretty sure

Bullshit!

[Bob]

Bullshit!

i haven't reached the flashcard yet, i'll let you know when i do

[Adam]

I thought you was in the army Helvete? Ain't it your job to kill people?

Or have I confused you some1 else?

[funk63]

I've often fantasized about killing people in my dreams.
My preferred way to go about doing it would be with dual wielding uzi's with extended clips, molotov cocktails, and ninja swords. I would toss two molotov cocktails into the middle of a crowd of people at a carnival or or something then lay waste to the stragglers with the uzi's and when I ran out of bullets I'd slowly unsheathe the swords from my back (leonardo style) and start decapitating the survivors. I'd probably be blasting some SOAD while doing this.

[Brother McDuff]

I'd like to kill Bob by mating with him and then eating him, praying mantis style.

not to be a stickler, but you'd actually eat his head first, then mate with him if you were a praying mantis. the removal of the head produces enzymes that heighten fertilization potency.


the wine does go well with the chicken...

[funk63]

^not gonna lie that gave me a boner.

[Helvete]

I thought you was in the army Helvete? Ain't it your job to kill people?

Or have I confused you some1 else?

Yes I am in the Army, and no it isn't my job to kill people. That's quite a narrow outlook of what we do. And by narrow I mean completely wrong. And just because I am in the Army doesn't mean I can kill as I please.

[Adam]

Yeah sorry, I know its not your job. I'm as ignorant to the army as I am to pop idol and big brother - ie: I don't get the appeal, why it exists or pay any attention to it.

But my ignorance is my own problem - but I really didn't mean to offend if I did (y)

[b i o n i c]

he's coming for you, adam

[Adam]

he's coming for you, adam

along with Simon Cowell and Davina McCall? Sounds pretty gruesome *gulp* :(