View Full Version : I want to kill someone
Helvete
07-27-2009, 10:37 PM
Don't worry, not some innocent person or anything! Just someone I can convince myself is bad enough to justify it. Not sure why, but lots of people do it, don't they? 6 billion people out there, a few more dead ones aren't going to matter. Don't know how I would do it though, might need to kill a few people to see which way is good. I'd like to stab someone, shoot someone and maybe just beat them with a blunt instrument. 3 people, that's not many is it?
Who is with me?!
this is admissible as a hearsay exception as a present statement of future intent
i'm pretty sure
DipDipDive
07-27-2009, 10:39 PM
I'd like to kill Bob by mating with him and then eating him, praying mantis style. The world needs less lawyers.
that's the best deal i'm going to get, i'll take it
Dorothy Wood
07-27-2009, 10:41 PM
for shame, ddd, now how is bob supposed to get any studying done with a boner?
you did say mating first, right?
DipDipDive
07-27-2009, 10:42 PM
Shonuff.
DW, my answer is Red Bull.
Helvete
07-27-2009, 10:43 PM
this is admissible as a hearsay exception as a present statement of future intent
i'm pretty sure
Bullshit!
Bullshit!
i haven't reached the flashcard yet, i'll let you know when i do
I thought you was in the army Helvete? Ain't it your job to kill people?
Or have I confused you some1 else?
funk63
07-28-2009, 03:05 AM
I've often fantasized about killing people in my dreams.
My preferred way to go about doing it would be with dual wielding uzi's with extended clips, molotov cocktails, and ninja swords. I would toss two molotov cocktails into the middle of a crowd of people at a carnival or or something then lay waste to the stragglers with the uzi's and when I ran out of bullets I'd slowly unsheathe the swords from my back (leonardo style) and start decapitating the survivors. I'd probably be blasting some SOAD while doing this.
Brother McDuff
07-28-2009, 03:19 AM
I'd like to kill Bob by mating with him and then eating him, praying mantis style.
not to be a stickler, but you'd actually eat his head first, then mate with him if you were a praying mantis. the removal of the head produces enzymes that heighten fertilization potency.
the wine does go well with the chicken...
funk63
07-28-2009, 03:23 AM
^not gonna lie that gave me a boner.
Helvete
07-28-2009, 06:02 AM
I thought you was in the army Helvete? Ain't it your job to kill people?
Or have I confused you some1 else?
Yes I am in the Army, and no it isn't my job to kill people. That's quite a narrow outlook of what we do. And by narrow I mean completely wrong. And just because I am in the Army doesn't mean I can kill as I please.
Yeah sorry, I know its not your job. I'm as ignorant to the army as I am to pop idol and big brother - ie: I don't get the appeal, why it exists or pay any attention to it.
But my ignorance is my own problem - but I really didn't mean to offend if I did (y)
b i o n i c
07-28-2009, 11:51 AM
he's coming for you, adam
he's coming for you, adam
along with Simon Cowell and Davina McCall? Sounds pretty gruesome *gulp* :(
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