I fear there may be something dead in my bathroom wall.

[DipDipDive]

:(

My bathroom is smelly and I can't figure out why. And no, I didn't just do a number 2, jerks. The funk is coming from one particular corner where I believe the pipes run from the basement through my apartment and up to the third floor.

Should I call my landlord? I'm embarrassed. :(

[Bob]

maybe you took a dump in the pipes?

[DipDipDive]

Bitch slapping you would be incredibly satisfying.

[Bob]

you took a dump in the pipes, didn't you?

[Dorothy Wood]

oh man! remember that time I found a bird trapped in my bathroom wall in college? I do.

I opened up a panel in the closet behind the bathroom and it was full of feathers and bones, and one alive birdy. what a nightmare for that bird, eeuughh. that's some indiana jones shit.

[Bob]

oh man! remember that time I found a bird trapped in my bathroom wall in college? I do.

I opened up a panel in the closet behind the bathroom and it was full of feathers and bones, and one alive birdy. what a nightmare for that bird, eeuughh. that's some indiana jones shit.

did the bird grow up to be a serial killer, only you gave it a code so that it only killed people who deserved it?

[DipDipDive]

Did the bird make your closet or bathroom smelly? COULD THERE BE A BIRD IN MY WALL??

That would be kind of magical, actually. But do birds smell like phlegm? Because that's what the corner of my bathroom smells like. :(

[Dorothy Wood]

yeah, I'm pretty sure all the dead bird bodies and bird poop made my bathroom smell funny.


I lived in a corner unit and birds used to nest up in the eaves and must've managed to make a hole that allowed them to hang out in the space between the roof and my ceiling. and apparently every once in awhile, one would fall down in between the walls. It had to have been happening for years. I rescued two while living there. It took me forever to figure out what the hell was even going on.

honest to god, I first though that the scratching and digging sound was my creepy downstairs neighbor trying to install a spy cam in my bathroom through the floor. dumb. he was really creepy though.

[Dorothy Wood]

anyway, if it's not a dead bird, it's probably just a poop goblin. or a ghost. a poop ghost.

[paul jones]

:(



Should I call my landlord? I'm embarrassed. :(

call the landlord.does he look like Super Mario?

Was Super Mario a landlord? painter,plumber?

I'd google super Mario now but I'm just off to bed

good luck with the smell problem(y)

[Echewta]

Call the landlord. Thats why you pay rent. Don't let it get worse.

You deserve an apartment that smells like spring time.

[Videodrome]

Hopefully it isn't a duckbill platypus.

[mickill]

Yeah, it's your landlord's problem, not yours. And while I don't really know what phlegm smells like, I do know what dead animal in walls smell like. Speaking of which, there are certain AXE body spray/deodorants that smell quite similar to dead animal in walls.

[Adam]

AXE is called LYNX in the UK. I prefer LYNX. The only one of that brand I like using is Africa. Never been to africa but I doubt it smells like vanilla.

[jackrock]

There was a bat in my bathroom towel the other day.


It's probably a bat.

[kaiser soze]

looks like you only have one option

blow up your bathroom with a bomb

[Echewta]

Did you hide your humor in the bathroom wall? Because it stinks.

[b i o n i c]

or if the landlord wont do it you could grind quarter sized holes in the walls where you think its coming from between studs and drop some of this (http://www.scoe10x.com/Scripts/SCOE10X-Odor-Eliminator.asp) shit in, seal em up again with plaster


actually, yeah, get the landlord

[Randetica]

no michael jackson jokes yet?

fuck yall

[jabumbo]

Call the landlord. Thats why you pay rent. Don't let it get worse.

You deserve an apartment that smells like spring time.


BUT ITS SUMMERTIME :(

[cosmo105]

someone probably left some pancakes in there and their rotting stench is consuming the walls and deteriorating the wood and plaster.