Mosquitoes deserve death

[mickill]

I don't normally kill bugs. I mean, I do from time to time, but I'm not one of those people who weren't loved enough as children, who grow up to be bitter, stepping on caterpillars and snails just because they're there. More often than not, I (against my will, admittedly) pick spiders up with a piece of paper and "set them free" when they manage to get into the house. I like to think that I treat bugs with respect for the most part. And I actually come from a long line of bee-hunters; my father was one, his father was one, and I assume his father before him was one as well. My brother also kills bees. Even my mom does. It's in my blood. And I still fight the urge from time to time.

But the one exception is mosquitoes. I hate them with an absolute passion. I will go out of my way to kill a mosquito. I will hop out of my car to kill a mosquito traveling in the opposite direction is how much I hate mosquitoes.

I'm convinced they'll bring upon the complete annihilation of humankind at some point, anyway. So I don't feel bad about it.

[b i o n i c]

roaches
mosquitos
waterbugs
silverfish
millepedes
roaches
roaches

i wish many holocausts upon them

roaches

[Helvete]

Je...I mean flies. Yes I hate flies. Moths, spiders and shit I generally let do what they want. But I hate Je...I mean flies.

[mickill]

Our day has come, bionic. You will be be rewarded with many wives in the afterlife, my friend.

[hpdrifter]

Didn't we have a thread like this very recently?

[b i o n i c]

infidel!

[hpdrifter]

You know, normally I like bees but I went camping this weekend and they were fucking everywhere. I couldn't eat my marinated chicken tacos or drink my orange soda without having them flying up in my face and trying to crawl in my cup. They were all over me while I was freakin' reading. I prayed for death for all of them.

Mosquitos don't like me so I mostly leave them alone.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

this is what they do to me: exhibit A (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3588/3463750624_d4dd5c7ea9_o.jpg), B (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2461/3595681808_b01c5e965e_o.jpg), and C (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3308/3595681774_c7d8d692e8_o.jpg).

KILL THEM ALL.

[mickill]

I prayed for death for all of them.
If it is His will, the bees too shall pay for their crimes against us.

[mickill]

this is what they do to me: exhibit A (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3588/3463750624_d4dd5c7ea9_o.jpg), B (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2461/3595681808_b01c5e965e_o.jpg), and C (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3308/3595681774_c7d8d692e8_o.jpg).

KILL THEM ALL.

See now, that shit just makes me want to go and punch a mosquito in the face.

[Bob]

See now, that shit just makes me want to go and punch a mosquito in the face.

it's satisfying

[Nuzzolese]

It is satisfying to have the power to decide the fate of another living thing, and to carry out that fate. To be able to say "If you plague me I will kill you with nothing but my own body", that is power.

But without mosquitoes we'd have no Jurassic Park. No "DINO DNA!"

[yeahwho]

Our day has come, bionic. You will be be rewarded with many wives in the afterlife, my friend.

Or HELL! There you'll be rewarded with many female mosquito wives which crave blood and protein for their eggs.

MURDERERS!

[mickill]

Isn't that just the infidel calling the kettle black?

[mickill]

It is satisfying to have the power to decide the fate of another living thing, and to carry out that fate. To be able to say "If you plague me I will kill you with nothing but my own body", that is power.

But without mosquitoes we'd have no Jurassic Park. No "DINO DNA!"

I'd gladly give up the prospect of artificially spawning a couple of dinosaurs if it would rid the world of malaria for good.

[yeahwho]

Isn't that just the infidel calling the kettle black?
Your irrational fear of mosquitoes shows the mosquitoes have already won.

I do have to say though, the mosquito bites I've gotten this year were super itchy and both scabbed up. They're packing a potent bite. I could easily be persuaded to join your jihad.

[mickill]

I could easily be persuaded to join your jihad.
Right now, as we speak, somewhere in Arlington Virginia, this statement just popped up on somebody's computer screen with a big red flag next to it.

[yeahwho]

Right now, as we speak, somewhere in Arlington Virginia, this statement just popped up on somebody's computer screen with a big red flag next to it.

At mosquito land security I bet

[ericlee]

Yeah, fuck silverfish.

I don't mind millipedes but centipedes can go to hell! I'll sectional chop those mofos up.

[voltanapricot]

Dead mozzies are dead mozzies. Dead wasps are dead wasps that can still sting, relentless bastards that they are.

TEAM MOZZIE

[Bob]

mosquito land

worst theme park ever

[Elusive]

I hate silverfish, and those things that fly and bite you when camping... but I don't hate all insects. I think I'd punch anyone who purposefully killed a praying mantis or a jumping spider, dragonfly, luna moth, ect in front of me. Life is weird you know, like I'd call the cops if I saw someone shooting a dog, but I could very well be in the middle of a turkey sandwich or a pizza with multiple animals and cheese.

I wonder if vegan people kill mosquitos? I can't spell btw.

[ToucanSpam]

We can't kill them all. It will disrupt the delicate balance of nature!

:rolleyes:

The worst is when you live near a swampy area. Oh my jeez there's no way to win.

[jabumbo]

isn't there a stephen king book about this?

[Randetica]

I think I'd punch anyone who purposefully killed a praying mantis

mantis who dont pray hard enough deserve to die

[ericlee]

I got the free app on my iPhone called 'Bug Spray' that emits high pitch noise to repel Mosquitos and it works for me. I've read some reviews that say it doesn't.

Dogs go nuts when they walk by and I have it on.

[monkey]

i just grabbed a mosquito feasting on my leg and took special pleasure in squeezing my blood from its fat little body, then washing it down the drain.

i still got bit, and im still itchy :( and i bet these mosquitos got west nile.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

just got bit on the face by one of them. Again. This time on my left temple.

:(

:( :(

I have no idea what the fuck to do to make it stop. Aggggh.

[ToucanSpam]

It is satisfying to have the power to decide the fate of another living thing, and to carry out that fate. To be able to say "If you plague me I will kill you with nothing but my own body", that is power.

But without mosquitoes we'd have no Jurassic Park. No "DINO DNA!"

Just finished re-reading the book. So much better than the movies, and the movies were great.

[lolkat]

the praying mantis is the devil's horse. you don't bring that thing in my house

[BangkokB]

The Praying Mantis is the coolest critter ever. That and Dragonflies

I thought about that tonight for no apparent reason at all I'd name my kid Dragonfly but that's just too much so I'd rather name it Dragon. Either that or Toothbrush

Oh the ideas that swim through my head