Jet Lag Sucks Ass

[skra75]

I am sitting here bored out of my fucking skull.
My kids are away on summer holiday, my girlfriend passed out from exhaustion, and my video games don't hold the same luster as they once did.
I'm even tired of drawing since I do it all day.
I can't read because I've read all the books in my house already.
I'm not in the mood to watch any movies.
Even the internet is boring the shit out of me.
It's too late to drive downtown.
I even did like 50 push ups and 35 sit ups and I'm not tired.

I think I have no choice but to pour myself a stiff drink and watch shite TV.
Fuck this noise.

Somebody come over here and play darts with me or some shit. Christ.

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm watching Spaced on hulu.

and drawing. or thinking about drawing at least. mostly just imagining what it would be like to live in england. the way everyone speaks just sounds so clever.

[skra75]

they are clever actually. very clever. Their little hats and umbrellas are proof!

in reality - I hung out with a bristish female co-worker a little too much in so-cal. She drove me fucking nuts (not in a good way) with that accent. We ended up teasing her a ton about it, dancing around with little tyrannosaurus posed arms and saying dainty things like "crumpets". She got pissed off and went home :(

[skra75]

ALSO
The booze is kicking in! ah - the sweet magic of 1950's style late-night alchohol abuse.

Still waiting on one of you shitheads to play darts with me...:mad:

[Dorothy Wood]

*plays darts*

hmm, it's not the same as real life darts.

I've been 30 years old for 54 minutes.

or actually maybe I won't be technically until 8:30 a.m.

[skra75]

OH SHIT! For Real!
Wow that's pretty damn cool that I'm the first to say Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday you big Fag. Go make yourself a cake.

But really that's pretty cool actually. I feel 78% less lonely and lame-ass now.

Also - I just got back from browsing for Z-Cavarrichi pants for like 15 minutes. It's amazing how little info there actually is on these pants on the internet. :confused:

[Dorothy Wood]

wait, you feel less lame because I'm more lame? ha!

ah well. Happy UnBirthday to you then, rabbit.


I have a couple of pairs of new Z. Cavariccis that I got about 2 years ago. they are pretty awesome. gray skinny jeans and wide leg cords. just looked at their current catalog though and totally hurled.

[skra75]

You're not lame, stop being a pussy.


]EYELIDS GETTING HEAVY VISION...FADING DESIRE TO SLEEP RISING....................

[Dorothy Wood]

oh, thank you. sorry, misunderstanding. I'm stoned you see.

time for bed, yes, I believe it is.

[skra75]

When you get high you turn into Yoda! :eek:

carol ann! carol ann!

[paul jones]

When you get high you turn into Yoda! :eek:

carol ann! carol ann!

what and pretend that you've got a little green penis?

[nodanaonlyzuul]

dancing around with little tyrannosaurus posed arms and saying dainty things like "crumpets".

I cried from laughing when I read this. I just imagined it so clearly in my head. :(