Somebody threw a swede at our office window today

[Freebasser]

I thought maybe a bird had lost its way, but as I open the window and look down, lo and behold, there's a fucking swede sitting in the carpark. I couldn't see the thrower but they must've legged it sharpish. It was half chewed and smelled a little off.

Whodunnit?

An angry farmer perhaps?

[ericlee]

Yeah, I'd toss one off my roof too.

They talk funny and smell of chocolate.

[TAL]

Was it TPK?

[Helvete]

I hope you helped him up.

[Freebasser]

I bitchslapped somebody else into picking him up, then when he came upstairs somebody drew a face on him and left him on the window ledge. If he didn't honk quite so much I'd have kept him.