b i o n i c
07-30-2009, 07:12 AM
i swear to god. the earlier theyre on the cuntier dicks they are to each other. seriously, am i the only one whose noticed? i cant be.
every.
single.
time. i flip through the channels.
the mornin' show people are such fucking bitches to each other, its fucking horrible!
the ones at 5am are worse than the ones at 6am.
by 7-8am they start to cool off cause they get to talk to all the charlie gibsons, the matt lauers, meredith vieras: the popular kids. by then they're at their chipperest best. they kiss ass so fucking hard, it really is comedy gold. but only when the cool, cushy rich kids are looking.
there's this one weatherman, you can tell they all fucking hate the shit outta him. he's got beady liddle eyes, red newscaster poyfect hair, but he's quirky as hell. the anchor man is this cool modelly looking black dude, the anchor woman is this hot ass chick who really could be on a runway somewhere, and the sportsguy is this blonde guy you'd see posing in an ll bean catalogue. when weatherman makes the teensiest joke that probably makes all old ladies and corny ass half awake cunts like me laugh a little, they all do one of these
D: ---- uuuuuh, yeaaaaaaaa... like whatever you say there.. a for effort...
it makes me want to shove my coffee through the screen, they're such dicks! maybe HE'S the only fucking reason most people are watching the channel, aside from all the sexually frustrated tits who havent realized that porn is free now.
you'll always find some bitchfest on at least one channel every morning if you watch closely enough. this has been going on since before man discovered the wheel.
im out yo
every.
single.
time. i flip through the channels.
the mornin' show people are such fucking bitches to each other, its fucking horrible!
the ones at 5am are worse than the ones at 6am.
by 7-8am they start to cool off cause they get to talk to all the charlie gibsons, the matt lauers, meredith vieras: the popular kids. by then they're at their chipperest best. they kiss ass so fucking hard, it really is comedy gold. but only when the cool, cushy rich kids are looking.
there's this one weatherman, you can tell they all fucking hate the shit outta him. he's got beady liddle eyes, red newscaster poyfect hair, but he's quirky as hell. the anchor man is this cool modelly looking black dude, the anchor woman is this hot ass chick who really could be on a runway somewhere, and the sportsguy is this blonde guy you'd see posing in an ll bean catalogue. when weatherman makes the teensiest joke that probably makes all old ladies and corny ass half awake cunts like me laugh a little, they all do one of these
D: ---- uuuuuh, yeaaaaaaaa... like whatever you say there.. a for effort...
it makes me want to shove my coffee through the screen, they're such dicks! maybe HE'S the only fucking reason most people are watching the channel, aside from all the sexually frustrated tits who havent realized that porn is free now.
you'll always find some bitchfest on at least one channel every morning if you watch closely enough. this has been going on since before man discovered the wheel.
im out yo