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b i o n i c
07-30-2009, 07:12 AM
i swear to god. the earlier theyre on the cuntier dicks they are to each other. seriously, am i the only one whose noticed? i cant be.

every.
single.
time. i flip through the channels.
the mornin' show people are such fucking bitches to each other, its fucking horrible!

the ones at 5am are worse than the ones at 6am.

by 7-8am they start to cool off cause they get to talk to all the charlie gibsons, the matt lauers, meredith vieras: the popular kids. by then they're at their chipperest best. they kiss ass so fucking hard, it really is comedy gold. but only when the cool, cushy rich kids are looking.

there's this one weatherman, you can tell they all fucking hate the shit outta him. he's got beady liddle eyes, red newscaster poyfect hair, but he's quirky as hell. the anchor man is this cool modelly looking black dude, the anchor woman is this hot ass chick who really could be on a runway somewhere, and the sportsguy is this blonde guy you'd see posing in an ll bean catalogue. when weatherman makes the teensiest joke that probably makes all old ladies and corny ass half awake cunts like me laugh a little, they all do one of these

D: ---- uuuuuh, yeaaaaaaaa... like whatever you say there.. a for effort...

it makes me want to shove my coffee through the screen, they're such dicks! maybe HE'S the only fucking reason most people are watching the channel, aside from all the sexually frustrated tits who havent realized that porn is free now.

you'll always find some bitchfest on at least one channel every morning if you watch closely enough. this has been going on since before man discovered the wheel.

im out yo

Helvete
07-30-2009, 08:32 AM
I think I would actually make a great news host. I'd just be remarkably dry and cynical in reporting all the news. And if I ever had to do those silly reports in where they have to act all surprised about stupid people doing stupid things I'd be well funny.

b i o n i c
07-30-2009, 11:57 AM
dude, i would love it if instead of the ole D: you were that weather guy, broke out an uzi, looked at everyone side to side with a stern look and just did the gotdang weather like a dignified redheaded weather man should have the right to do

fuck am i loopy on 2 hours sleep.

but shit, i really can't be the only person who sees this. im not making it up i tell ye! im not!!!!

checkyourprez
07-30-2009, 12:24 PM
you dont have to be a fellow morning anchor to hate them.


i fucking hate that cunt meredith vieira.

matt lower is quite the pole smoker as well.

b i o n i c
07-30-2009, 12:34 PM
what?!?! meredith is a goddang milf! i think shes a cool lady. id pop crazy boners for her if i were her age

now matt lauer, weeeeeell, yeah he can be quite the kak when he wants to be.

maybe this is only a new york thing. the morning news drama. im talking the news that comes on at 5am till before the today show/good morning america/whatever-the-fuck-the-cbs one is called

i think they all hate that they're on so early and the competition rough to get the hell outta there

PENisland
07-30-2009, 01:32 PM
my local news anchor looks like charles manson :O

jackrock
07-31-2009, 10:17 AM
In my experience, if there is more than one person sitting at the news desk, it's shit. I don't want to listen to you bicker back and forth, make shitty puns, I'm here for the news.


Mansbridge is the king.