View Full Version : Text a girl off your phone, ask if you can tap that
Big Gus
07-30-2009, 10:05 AM
Go on, it'll be an interesting social experiment. I chose a girl I only met once about 3 months ago when out with friends.
Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.
Gutted!
Protip: Don't pick your mum or your sister in law.
Helvete
07-30-2009, 10:14 AM
Absolutely not.
Big Gus
07-30-2009, 10:16 AM
DO IT, FAGGOT!
Just for fun, mind. If you are actually wooing a girl I'd suggest not trying this social experiment.
I did another. This girls been a friend for years though and know's me too well.
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Afraid these gates are closed!
Dang!
There was a moment where that first girl was seriously considering letting you tap that. I'm not sure whether it was the fact you are stepping out with her friend or that she thought you were drunk at three in the afternoon which put her off.(y)
Big Gus
07-30-2009, 10:42 AM
GO INVINCIBLE SUPER TEAM!
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: Your cunt.
No reply yet...
countrymikedj
07-30-2009, 10:43 AM
GO INVINCIBLE SUPER TEAM!
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: Your cunt.
No reply yet...
HAHAHAHAHHAHA. That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard .
countrymikedj
07-30-2009, 10:49 AM
What is with all of this " tap what " bullshit? What else would I be talking about?
(ME) Can I tap that?
(HER)tap what
(ME)um. you
(HER)ha um. no.
(ME)you sure?
(HER)yup
Big Gus
07-30-2009, 10:52 AM
Me: can I tap that?
Her: EH?
Me: can I tap that?
Her: I found out today I've been a victim of attempted credit card theft!
Me: eh? fuck, sorry.
Her: Someone attempted to use my cc card, i'm really upset
WELL THAT WENT WELL!
countrymikedj
07-30-2009, 10:54 AM
Don't you think she could use a good bang after going through all of that?
Me: can I tap that?
Her: EH?
Me: can I tap that?
Her: I found out today I've been a victim of attempted credit card theft!
Me: eh? fuck, sorry.
Her: Someone attempted to use my cc card, i'm really upset
WELL THAT WENT WELL!
Big Gus
07-30-2009, 10:56 AM
I think she confused tapping of the ass variety with tapping up her CC details.
She mistook my perv attempt at financial fraud. The old cash cock block.
Me: Hey, Ima come over to fuck. you home?
Her: Haha, not right now. Be home in 20.
Me: Nerd Up.
Her: So you coming over then?
Me: Coming all over your face
Me (after no reply in 40 minutes): haha? On my way??
Her: No.
Her (5 minutes later): I'm on my way to YOUR house.
Booya!
Big Gus
07-30-2009, 11:15 AM
You never said tap, you failed the game bro...
Well, kinda.
countrymikedj
07-30-2009, 11:25 AM
I would like to keep playing this game. Although I may need to wait a little while. Only 1030 AM here. I want good responses....and I want to maybe follow through on one of them.
Echewta
07-30-2009, 11:25 AM
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Yup
Me: Thank you
Big Gus
07-30-2009, 11:28 AM
Me: Sup, hows about I tap that sweet ass?
Her: No!
Me: Thank you for your time.
countrymikedj
07-30-2009, 11:35 AM
Me: Are you single enough for me to tap that some time in the near future?
Her: Well hello to you too.
Big Gus
07-30-2009, 11:39 AM
OK, last one for today before I fall out with every girl in my phonebook.
Me: You gonna let me tap that?
Her: What does it mean?
Me: You know! TAP it baby! Can I?
Her: Hahaha still dont understand
Me: Just gimme a straight answer. I can show you later.
Her: How do you want to do it?
Me: Tap tap tap tap tap...
Brother McDuff
07-30-2009, 11:40 AM
Me: Sup, hows about I tap that sweet ass?
Her: No!
Me: Thank you for your time.
hahaha :D
We dared a buddy of mine to text this girl he hardly knew "let's fuck" a couple years ago.
he did.
and so did they.
if it were only that easy for all of us.
b i o n i c
07-30-2009, 11:45 AM
There was a moment where that first girl was seriously considering letting you tap that. I'm not sure whether it was the fact you are stepping out with her friend or that she thought you were drunk at three in the afternoon which put her off.(y)
i think so too, haha
(me) can I tap dance
(her) eh, what you on about?
(me) I've got the shoes and everything?
(her) I thought you were ill
(me) nah man...I'm sick (at tap dancing)
(her) you kept that hobby quiet, were are you?
(me) it's not a hobby IT'S MY LIFE
(her) quit it
top thread - but I haven't dared do it yet. I'm not sure who - I'm such a pussy.
ericlee
07-30-2009, 01:44 PM
Me- hey baby, sup? Mind if I give that a tap?
Her- what's the meaning?
Me- you know. Horizontal hokie pokie
Her- huh?
Me- can I hide my salami?
Her- what? Where?
Me- in your lunch box
Her- I don't understand. Make sure you do the dishes when you get home
hpdrifter
07-30-2009, 01:48 PM
Can girls do it too? Though it's not as fun because there's no question my husband will respond with yeshowsooncanyougethome?
Big Gus
07-30-2009, 01:53 PM
Drop me your number, let's see what's crackin'.
This thread is clearly fake. You live in Dundee. The girls don't know the meaning of no there.
FYI, started here. (http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636)
Freebasser
07-30-2009, 03:18 PM
Gus buys his fake threads in bulk packs and stores them for later use.
[Me] Hey babe, when can I tap that?
[Her] Haha i am laughing so hard cos i just picked up my phone to ask the same thing to everyone
[Me] So orgy it is then!
[Me] Hey babe, when can I tap that?
[Her] :-P
[Me] You want me to do it with my tongue?
[Her] Naughty!
[Me] Of course.
Big Gus
07-30-2009, 04:22 PM
Me: Hey, so how's about I tap that?
Her: THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Helvete
07-30-2009, 04:27 PM
I take it her dad was ded?
Big Gus
07-30-2009, 04:31 PM
http://web12.twitpic.com/img/20439413-557f54f13aeebc5552badc62a2c23d82.4a720313-full.jpg
Kid Presentable
07-30-2009, 07:15 PM
Me: can I tap that?
Her: EH?
Me: can I tap that?
Her: I found out today I've been a victim of attempted credit card theft!
Me: eh? fuck, sorry.
Her: Someone attempted to use my cc card, i'm really upset
WELL THAT WENT WELL!
lol you didn't even ask. Sticky this thread.
Kid Presentable
07-30-2009, 07:17 PM
me: yo can i tap that
her: what?
me: tap that = penis in vagina
her: get milk on the way home and you can
me: rofl
RobMoney$
07-30-2009, 08:27 PM
Me- hey baby, sup? Mind if I give that a tap?
Her- what's the meaning?
Me- you know. Horizontal hokie pokie
Her- huh?
Me- can I hide my salami?
Her- what? Where?
Me- in your lunch box
Her- I don't understand. Make sure you do the dishes when you get home
WINNER OF THIS THREAD IS ERICLEE!
monkey
07-30-2009, 09:43 PM
my friend tried, this is what happened:
Me: Hey quick q- can i tap that?
Her: Um, not sure who this is
Me: So that's a yes? My place or yours?
Her: I'm sorry. Would you tell me who this is please? :)
Me: A discerning woman, i like that. It's [name]. Didn't answer my question though
Her: Ah [name]. Your timing is unfortunate. I just had surgery on my pussy (in all seriousness) and it will be another 20 days at least before I can use it again. Right now if you saw it you would either scream or cry. Sorry, man
me: yo can i tap that
her: what?
me: tap that = penis in vagina
her: get milk on the way home and you can
me: rofl
i can't wait until i'm married and i can trade milk for sex
My favorite.
Me: Sup Blue Jean Lady
Her: huh
Me: LA Lady
Her: ok
Me: Seamstress For The Band
Her: your dumb
Me: Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Me: Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
Her: Ok your stupid
Me: And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
Her: Omg i hate you
Me: HOLLLLLLLLLD ME CLOSSSSERRRRR TINYYYYYYYY DANNNNNNCCCERRRRRRR
Her: Lol i hate you
Me: hahaha
Me: I hate a serious question for you
Her: okkk
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat ass
Her: are you still singing
Me: Baby you know that I miss you, I wanna get wit you
Me: So baby kiss me through the phone
Her: your a loser haha
Me: Kiss me through the phone
Her: muah
Me: HOLDDDDDDDDDD MEEEEE CLOSSSSSSSSSSERRRRRRR TINNNNNNY DANCERRRRRRRR
Kid Presentable
07-31-2009, 06:23 AM
forgot the milk (n)
Big Gus
07-31-2009, 06:32 AM
Oh KP, epic tap fail right there.
Kid Presentable
07-31-2009, 06:35 AM
No worries, I usually get some play before she wakes up. (y)
hpdrifter
07-31-2009, 03:03 PM
I texted my husband and as I predicted, not that interesting. But for your amusement, it went as follows:
Me: Hey baby, when can I tap that?
Him: Tonight! I am ready for you!
jabumbo
07-31-2009, 03:30 PM
i was considering sending the message to an "old friend" via AIM mobile, because i don't have her number.
would it still count being that it would go to her phone?
i just got back from buying milk. KP tell your wife to dump that zero and get with a hero
edit: that was weird, wasn't it
Kid Presentable
07-31-2009, 09:20 PM
i just got back from buying milk. KP tell your wife to dump that zero and get with a hero
edit: that was weird, wasn't it
naaaaaaah
Btw I'm doing this again tonight. Works best when everyone's drunk.
Audio.
07-31-2009, 09:51 PM
lol I just had to do this once kind of a boring day so I'm feeling like doing some mischief but not no more...
today.
[me] Can I tap that?
[her] tap what
-5mins later-
[me] tap that cooch.
-23-minutes later and nervous to read-
[her] Excuse me, I appreciate if you would stop texting my daughter, THANK YOU.
O.0
oh shit.
Kid Presentable
07-31-2009, 10:08 PM
lol
YoungRemy
08-05-2009, 06:57 PM
i've sent one to a coworker who dumped her bf and one to an ex...
here's hoping I don't get a call from HR
me: ____
her: What?!
me: When can I tap that?
her: Eeew u weirdo
me: the Internet told me to say that
me: well?
her: ur so gross
me: lol. apologies. google it. text a girl and ask if you can tap that.
her: I'm good. weirdo
me: well?
(no response)
ericlee
08-05-2009, 11:35 PM
Lol. The internet is the equivalent of Son of Sam's dog.
YoungRemy
08-06-2009, 01:19 AM
just heard back from the ex...
me: when can i tap that?
ex: i must be confused. is it 1999?
me: we can party like it is
ex: you are retarded. go to bed!
me: my diamond is flawless
(no response)
i wonder why women think men are dumb and single-minded
i wonder why women think men are dumb and single-minded
boobs.
Big Gus
08-06-2009, 08:10 AM
It's that sort of attitude that's keeping you from being knee deep in pussy though, bob.
a girl from a few years ago who's number I kept...
me: can I tap that
her: yeah man, where have you been
me: under the thumb
her: you still in shipley?
*went in a meeting*
her: really? you wanna fuck me?
me: well not originally but yeah now I do
her: what do you mean 'not originally' ?
me: doesn't matter...
her: why do you always have to be weird and mysterious?
me: it's my schtick
her: hit me with your rhythm schtick then
me: see you later, ring me after work
her: ok
not what I intended but...result?
hpdrifter
08-06-2009, 10:58 AM
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen a booty call negotiation quite so... up front.
*starts clapping*
Well done, sir.
mikizee
08-06-2009, 11:06 AM
a girl from a few years ago who's number I kept...
me: can I tap that
her: yeah man, where have you been
me: under the thumb
her: you still in shipley?
*went in a meeting*
her: really? you wanna fuck me?
me: well not originally but yeah now I do
her: what do you mean 'not originally' ?
me: doesn't matter...
her: why do you always have to be weird and mysterious?
me: it's my schtick
her: hit me with your rhythm schtick then
me: see you later, ring me after work
her: ok
not what I intended but...result?
Game, Set, Match.
Echewta
08-06-2009, 11:43 AM
Hey girls of the board. Can I tap that?
mikizee
08-06-2009, 11:59 AM
Oh, you.
heheheheheheeeeeee!!!!!
Freebasser
08-06-2009, 12:34 PM
Tan I cap that?
alruggs
08-06-2009, 02:01 PM
I actually had a dude do this to me via direct message on Twitter. I did not respond. Although, he did quite word it properly: "So when we gonna hook up n live out some high school fantasies?"
It's that sort of attitude that's keeping you from being knee deep in pussy though, bob.
oh god, are you supposed to put your legs in? there's so much i don't know
I didn't bother with her. I'm into someone else.
Go me, rah rah rah (y)
Audio.
08-08-2009, 07:41 PM
lol I just had to do this once kind of a boring day so I'm feeling like doing some mischief but not no more...
today.
[me] Can I tap that?
[her] tap what
-5mins later-
[me] tap that cooch.
-23-minutes later and nervous to read-
[her] Excuse me, I appreciate if you would stop texting my daughter, THANK YOU.
O.0
oh shit.
it turns out the friend I text had me believing it was her mom who text the last message. What a relief. hahah.
hpdrifter
08-10-2009, 12:49 PM
I didn't bother with her. I'm into someone else.
Go me, rah rah rah (y)
He don't want it if it's that easy.
http://www.canitapthat.com
He don't want it if it's that easy.
Yeah and the girl I'm into is making it difficult :(
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