I am actually a really great guy

[Helvete]

I know what you're thinking "Are you fuck! you're an asshole." And yes, you'd be right if I only existed online. But apart from that, I am actually a really likeable guy. I'm funny, kind, friendly and intelligent among many other things. Sometimes people take a while to warm to me due to their preconceptions mainly compounded by my accent (people assume I am pompous, ostentatious, arrogant) because I have quite a well spoken English accent and in my job, only pompous, ostentatious and arrogant people speak the way I do, but that's never been a problem with foreigners.

I'm sure if you met me you'd definitely agree. Believe it or not I have quite good social skills, I integrate well and get on with all sorts of people. I can also relate to people so no matter who the fuck you are, I know enough about something you like to have a decent conversation. That skill also makes me quite apt at blagging the shit out of things.

So really, I'm an all round good guy. I know this thread is somewhat of a ego-inflating exercise, but I think I need to remind myself of why I am a good person as I've been very negative lately.

Now you tell me why you are great.

DO IT ASSHOLES.

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm smart and funny and good at cheering people up and/or calming them down. children and animals adore me.

[Miho]

I'm more of the same way as you described, in regard to being able to adapt to other people, with their interests, plus, I'm still a kid at heart.

[DIGI]

I am actually a chimpanzee with a plastic yellow hammer that honks.

[ET]

I'm pretty good at convincing people online that I'm a really great guy.

[DipDipDive]

I keep a very clean house and thoroughly enjoy performing fellatio. :cool:

[Helvete]

Maybe I'm not so great right now...

[Echewta]

I'm full of frosted flakes so you know I'm grreeeaattt!

[DipDipDive]

^ Do the ladies ever call you Soggy Johnny?

:(

[Echewta]

Hell no. I keep my flakes correct, yo. You get a crunch everytime you bite, you dig honey?

[skra75]

You know what's really funny, a bunch of good looking, nice folks like us all inside, at home, posting on the Internet on a Thursday Night.

Haha Chewie I just killed your flow. Haha my late-night drink is kicking in I'm transforming into the North African Larry David

[Echewta]

You know what's really funny, a bunch of good looking folks like us all inside, at home, posting on the Internet on a Thursday Night. Haha

There is a bus stop across the street so I don't have to give them a ride home.

[DipDipDive]

You know what's really funny, a bunch of good looking, nice folks like us all inside, at home, posting on the Internet on a Thursday Night. Haha

Oh! That's another great thing about me! I'm really good at the internet.

[ET]

\m/ Bitches don't know bout my soggy flakes. \m/

[skra75]

I'm cheap and I stubbornly listen to the same stratched up records I bought from a thrift store 5 years ago still - I think that makes me pretty great.

[DipDipDive]

I also floss urrday. :cool:

[skra75]

omg me too! bessst frndzzzzzz :cool:

[Echewta]

I'm a great guy that likes watching videos of fights breaking out in the stands at major league sporting events. :confused:

[Randetica]

i hope this is a joke

[Helvete]

LOL YOU'RE THE JOKE

[beastiegirrl101]

^ yea you're really a great guy.

[paul jones]

I'm going down the pub to get pissed

[Freebasser]

Ditto.