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Echewta
07-31-2009, 01:27 AM
I mean like all of a sudden, its just there and super long. WurTF did you come from? Why are you holding on for dear life?
ET
07-31-2009, 01:30 AM
I just braid mine to my ear hair.
skra75
07-31-2009, 01:32 AM
I hate them!:( little fuckers remind me of Brundlefly. I trim those pesky little bastards out daily though.

Fuck. I just spilled my drink brb
Echewta
07-31-2009, 01:34 AM
I just yanked one and it was huge. Like it was growing in the back of my skull cap and finally found sunlight. It was also the shape of any given major US river on a map you would find in a K-12 text book.
DipDipDive
07-31-2009, 01:36 AM
Did you cry a little?
Dorothy Wood
07-31-2009, 01:38 AM
eyes water?
Echewta
07-31-2009, 01:39 AM
Hell no. It cried a little.

I threw it on the carpet but it caught on the edge of the desk leg and wrapped around it. I don't think its going to be that easy to get rid of it. Burning it would only cause serious stench thus ruining the overwhelming odor of lavender I have in my bedroom.
DipDipDive
07-31-2009, 01:40 AM
Wear it like a slap bracelet.

Plucking my eyebrows sometimes makes me sneeze. I like it. :o
skra75
07-31-2009, 01:40 AM
Finding those is like Chasing the Dragon, it doesn't come along often and it's equal parts disturbing and satisfying.
skra75
07-31-2009, 01:41 AM
overwhelming odor of lavender

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Echewta
07-31-2009, 01:48 AM
What can I say? I'm a fan of Provence, France.
DipDipDive
07-31-2009, 01:49 AM
It just got super gay in here.
Echewta
07-31-2009, 01:52 AM
oh, s'il vous plait...
skra75
07-31-2009, 01:53 AM
* lights candle *
* puts on sadé *
Echewta
07-31-2009, 01:55 AM
*rubs baby oil on tense shoulders*
*pulls up terry cloth robe when done*
DipDipDive
07-31-2009, 01:56 AM
skra, you 'bout to get hiney lashings from Echewta's nosehair, son.
skra75
07-31-2009, 01:57 AM
Oh Dear! :eek:
Can't a man play Sadé in peace???
DipDipDive
07-31-2009, 01:58 AM
C'mon, everyone knows what Sade leads to. You have no one to blame but yourself.
skra75
07-31-2009, 02:00 AM
The sweetest taboo! :(
Echewta
07-31-2009, 02:07 AM
Ska is such a smooth operator.

COAST TO COAST L.A. TO CHICAGO...
skra75
07-31-2009, 02:11 AM
LOVE FOR SAAAAAALLLLLLLE
paul jones
07-31-2009, 12:42 PM
never yank them or tweezer them out,they come back stronger and more badass.Get one of those nasal trimmers cos they make a nice buzzing sound.(y)
Freebasser
07-31-2009, 01:03 PM
They lie curled up, snoozing high up inside your nostril, then suddenly they yawn and stretch and roll out of your nose and you realise you've been carrying enough hair up your nose to power a hair-powered hair dryer for half an hour.