mmm, floor beer

[Bob]

i was at a concert tonight, and my friend didn't quite finish his beer so he put it on the floor (he was driving, he has an excuse) and about an hour or so later, some kid comes up to us and goes "hey, is anyone drinking that?" and we're like "uh, no" and he picks it up and he drinks it! the beer that was on the floor, with about 3 sips left

and it was a miller light so i mean it tasted like backwash to begin with

kids

[Gareth]

that is truly disgusting.

[Adam]

ugh, Gareth said it right straight away

[Freebasser]

You remembered to piss in it before he drank from it, right?

[Tzar]

that's nothing. i've seen much worse. here's two:

australia day, big day on the piss in 40 degree heat, in and out of a spa, me and 2 mates head out to a club to only stand there, out of our minds drunk for an hour and head home. 1 dude power chunders as soon we get out of the taxi, opens his car boot and grabs a bloody warm stubby and starts swigging. that night i woke up in my bathroom (not toilet) with my blanket and pillow. wasn't sick....just slept walked or something?

same dude: we was playing golf, we stumbled across a bottle of hahn premium light in the bushes, so warm it hurt to hold in your hand, the bottle top was rusted, said dude opens it and takes a drink, says that it doesnt taste like beer and has one more sip, finally gives in and puts back down.

he says emu export is the greatest beer on earth and will drink it over anything.

[lolkat]

what the hell are you talking about

[Echewta]

While I lived in the South, I saw a few people pick up the wrong beer only to swill someones tabacco juice. So sick.

[Tzar]

your face.

[Big Gus]

In my younger days we used to go to a snooker club for some games and beers. The old barmaid was a right miserable bastard. One time she had to go to the cellar to change a keg and I craftilly whipped my cock out and dunked my bellend several times in her coke before zipping up before she returned.

Yum!

[Freebasser]

Then you found out that she had some sort of saliva-borne super-AIDS?

[paul jones]

beer at concerts is always watered down cats piss