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rirv
08-04-2009, 11:13 AM
Any one got any tips?
Helvete
08-04-2009, 11:16 AM
Ja, snakker Norsk.
Dorothy Wood
08-04-2009, 11:17 AM
nope.
camo
08-04-2009, 11:18 AM
Norway has a coastline of 25,148 km (includes mainland 2,650 km, as well as long fjords, numerous small islands, and minor indentations 22,498 km; length of island coastlines 58,133 km). Don't kill any Norwegians, they don't like it. The Scandinavian country is slightly larger than the state of New Mexico. Natural hazards in Norway are rockslides and avalanches.
rirv
08-04-2009, 11:21 AM
This is what I know about Norway so far:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebqdwQzmSHM

I also know that alcohol is very, very expensive which makes me sad.

I am going to support my friend who is racing in an ironman triathlon. (http://www.nxtri.com/) Rather him than me. I will take some picturesw of waterfalls and rugged Norwegian landscape.
Adam
08-04-2009, 11:23 AM
can you bring me back a stick of rock?
The Notorious LOL
08-04-2009, 11:34 AM
bye love you
ericlee
08-04-2009, 11:54 AM
Can you get everyone from Immortal's autograph for me?
Helvete
08-04-2009, 11:56 AM
This is what I know about Norway so far:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebqdwQzmSHM


That is actually exactly it. And yes, they do all speak like Thor Heyerdahl.
Echewta
08-04-2009, 12:21 PM
I heard they built a city there on rock and roll. You should go check it out.
paul jones
08-04-2009, 12:22 PM
A-Ha live there
Guy Incognito
08-04-2009, 12:43 PM
maggie thatcher , can you hear me? Maggie thatcher - can you hear me? your boys took one helluva beating
ms.peachy
08-04-2009, 09:57 PM
Bring lots of money.

And enjoy that rotten shark meat.
Helvete
08-05-2009, 02:58 AM
I'm sure it is the Icelandic that do the rotten shark. Norwegians have Rakfisk which is trout normally.
ms.peachy
08-05-2009, 10:40 AM
Oh right. My bad.
rirv
08-10-2009, 07:03 PM
Conclusions:

Norway is ridiculously expensive
Norwegians have no sense of humour.
Our speeding fine was 4900Kr (about 500GBP) which is ridiculous. As a result my friend is now banned from Norway because we're not going to pay it.
Norwegians seriously need to revise their alcohol laws.
There weren't as many hot blonde birds as I thought there would be.
The scenery was incredible.
Fjords are very cold to swim in.
Mountains are very tall especially when running up them.
There are piles of rocks everywhere.
Echewta
08-10-2009, 07:54 PM
Do they do that crazy crap where they pump a bunch of mayo on their fries?