happy birthday cubsfirstplace!

[cubsfirstplace]

Even though it's my 21st birthday and everyone i know is binge drinking for their 21st i really don't feel like drinking at all. Could this mean i have AIDS?

[Fern]

possibly, I believe that the only test for the proper diagnosis of HIV is going to the nearest bus or train station and licking a toilet seat in the men's room....

[Videodrome]

happy birthday and DO NOT over do it. you've had everyday leading up to this moment to do that. of course this is coming from someone who over did it on his 21st. i would watch the cubs beat the reds (again) from some bar, pick up some skeezer, and get laid all night long.

[sjp]

HAPPY BDAY