Yahoo Fantasy Football 09/10

[Guy Incognito]

Might as well start the thread now - had 7 yes's so lets go fo it.


Go here:
http://uk.premiership.fantasysports.yahoo.com/football

Pick your team click on join group

ID#10616
Name : BBMB Fantasy League
Password : adamyauch

Good luck.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm in...

Big In The Game FC.

[checkyourprez]

FC Blumpkin.

suck it fags.

[synch]

Excellent.

Will sign up sometime this week.

[Guy Incognito]

6 in so far(y)

i dont know who slazinger gold is.

there are at least 2 more deffo's to join so everyone else i pm'd can join up in the knowledge that there will be a few playing.

come on freeb, you know you want to.

[Adam]

tip: always have Gary Lineker up front, well worth it.

[camo]

I'm in. Fuck it was a hard choice...seemed like a pretty pricey deal but I've gone with some gritty players (ie cheap) :D

[synch]

6 in so far(y)

i dont know who slazinger gold is.

there are at least 2 more deffo's to join so everyone else i pm'd can join up in the knowledge that there will be a few playing.

come on freeb, you know you want to.If memory serves Slazinger is Toucan.

[Guy Incognito]

^(y)

freebasser is not responding, i think he has seen his arse with yahoo league.

when you joinin up?

[ToucanSpam]

Freebasser is a "tosser" if he doesn't join.


Synch is right, since I started doing these leagues in '05 I've used Slazinger. I couldn't remember if I had done III or IV because I have other teams with the same name, so I went for Gold. Lame.

[Guy Incognito]

I only played last year and that was for about a month only cos i thought everybody felt there wasnt enough of us. I dont really know how to play this one well, only ever played the original one.

[Freebasser]

Holy fuck that was tough.

I've had to go for a mix of reliability and 'will he even play every week?'-ability :/

[Guy Incognito]

^ bout bloody time

[Guy Incognito]

quick tip for you all, i use this site below to check who is injured when picking fantasy teams. it might come in handy

http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php

[camo]

I WANNA SEE ALL Y'ALL TEAMS :(

It was really tough choosing.

[Guy Incognito]

I WANNA SEE ALL Y'ALL TEAMS :(
i didnt know what i was doing when i set it up - i didnt see the option to view them, if the majority want to see other teams then i will see if i can change it(y)

[Planetary]

just got mine done. gotta say i prefer the sky sports one.

oh well, i'll probably still win...

[Guy Incognito]

just got mine done. gotta say i prefer the sky sports one.

oh well, i'll probably still win...


err..ok then

come on somebody - need one more for double figures

Synch?

[na§tee]

you can see all the teams from tomorrow. and then you can marvel at the beauty of mine.

[Guy Incognito]

you can see all the teams from tomorrow. and then you can marvel at the beauty of mine.

righto, nice one.(y) I've got peter crouch so mine is already lacking beauty.

While i think about peter crouch, summat he said last year.

Interviewer: What would you be if you werent an internatioanl footballer?
Peter Crouch: a virgin.

hahahaha.

[rirv]

FC Sporting Fritzl set to dominate.

[ToucanSpam]

Peter Crouch is a fantastic player. I should edit my lineup to put him in.

[Guy Incognito]

FC Sporting Fritzl set to dominate.

double figures(y)

[synch]

err..ok then

come on somebody - need one more for double figures

Synch?Aye.

Ready to go!

[paul jones]

just picked my team and gave them lots of steroids

[synch]

Oh for flying fuck's sake.

Apparently I didn't save the team roster and ended up with a starting line-up of ZERO PLAYERS even though they were all visible in the interface.

[roosta]

the official Premier League FF league is the only way to go....

[checkyourprez]

i just wanted to give everyone a weeks head start.

youll need the points.

[Guy Incognito]

12 players (y)

who the fuck is "Fly Emirates" and how did they get 150 odd points and only joined the league yesterday. I want answers.

[Freebasser]

I also would like to know (!)

[camo]

Biz start from me (n)

[ToucanSpam]

I feel bad for Synch. It could have been his year.:(


Middle of the pack=a better start than last year where I missed week one.

[Guy Incognito]

this is all very good but WHO THE FUCK IS FLY EMIRATES?

have we been hijacked or summat?

The only person i can think of who i pm'd and hasnt got back to me and supprts arsenal is Drederick tatum but other than that i got no clue

[Freebasser]

Could well be him - he has a knack for this thing.

[Guy Incognito]

Could well be him - he has a knack for this thing.

its not tatum, toucan's in and roosta said he wasnt bothering so now i am really confused

show yourself mr or missus fly emirates

[ToucanSpam]

It must be roosta.

[Guy Incognito]

It must be roosta.

that immediately makes me think its you.

roosta said he was doing another one and i believe him

[na§tee]

*cough*

[Guy Incognito]

*cough*

wtf is that supposed to mean?

enough of the crazy games, i havent got the time, energy and mental capacity, just tell me who it is and stop faffing about

[na§tee]

*scratch*

[Guy Incognito]

*scratch*

fuck this, ima gonna have me tea.

this makes it no clearer ,claire. or mrs emirates?

[na§tee]

*seriously LOLing by teasing guy*

of course it's not fucking me you silly moo.

[Guy Incognito]

*seriously LOLing by teasing guy*

of course it's not fucking me you silly moo.

lol - first time i have been called a silly moo.

well its not fucking on. its all very well all you kids laffing at the geek who set the league getting all aeriated but the fact is that some bugger comes flouncing in the league the day after it starts with double the points of second place without so much as a hello.

its funny cos i was thinking of trying to sort a prize out and putting that to the group and then in comes this gooner with a shitload of points. well you lot can fucking forget about a prize until cunty bollocks comes clean

[Guy Incognito]

in fact if chang jq doesnt bother saying hello soon i might ban him/her, i have just found out i can do that, i see he/she is a birrova wizard at ff.

yes i am taking this too seriously but it keeps me from smoking cigarettes

[Freebasser]

I banned someone from the league about 3 years ago because everyone was annoyed that somebody had joined without saying who they were or responding to being asked who they were.

Perhaps it's the same person? Either way - they never revealed themselves on here so they can't have been too annoyed at being booted. I reckon you kick them from the league and then give me their points ;)

[Guy Incognito]

I banned someone from the league about 3 years ago because everyone was annoyed that somebody had joined without saying who they were or responding to being asked who they were.

Perhaps it's the same person? Either way - they never revealed themselves on here so they can't have been too annoyed at being booted. I reckon you kick them from the league and then give me their points ;)

he is a member of a few groups on their and appears to have won some leagues in the past. ima gonna post a message on there with a deadline for posting in this thread - if they dont then i am going to ban their ass

[Freebasser]

I swear you used to be able to make changes before the first match on any given day, but after trying to replace one of my injured players, I'm told that the transfer won't become active til next weekend, even though injured player (Sylvan Ebanks-Blake) didn't play tonight, and new player (Darren Bent) did and has scored a fucking goal.

:mad::mad::mad:

[ToucanSpam]

It's not me fools, I've always been Slazinger in these leagues. I reckon it's roosta!

[Guy Incognito]

It's not me fools, I've always been Slazinger in these leagues. I reckon it's roosta!

unless roosta lives in the far east i doubt it. this geezer is in the far east leagues and a few other groups

freeb, it says deadline day 2 is 22nd and teams score points from 22-28. so your 1st team stands till friday

i has bent in from start, yes.

[Guy Incognito]

there is a new leader as i have just banned that randommer(y)

[checkyourprez]

good.



sidenote: man was i killing it tonight guys. first round of playoffs for our an indoor team im on. nothing overly serious but still some good players in there. end up scoring 6, including the final 3 to knot the game up at 12s; after being down the whole game, 10-5 at one point, and 12-9 with 3 mins left. and then we ended up not even having to play overtime because the manager of the place came out and disqualified the other team because they had an illegal player. no one cares, i know. just wanted to toot my own horn.

[synch]

How am I still on 0 points??

Ah for fuck's sake... It didn't count the mid-week games either did it...

[Guy Incognito]

joint leaders! and i have put who i think is who next to their name but i could be wrong, claire asked the question on yahoo so i'm trying to answer it

1 Dynamo Incognito 209.50 - me
1 FC Sporting Fritzl 209.50 - rirv
3 Gertcha Cowson 193.00 -Paul Jones
4 Wells' Wonders 172.50 - Planetary
5 Man'sChestHairUntied 166.50 - freebasser
6 bob for president society 165.00 - nastee
7 Slazinger Gold 142.00 - toucan spam
8 camos barmy army 138.50 - camo
9 Big In The Game FC 119.50 - padster
10 FC Blumpkin 82.50 - checkyoprez
11 FC Parma 71.50 - synch

[rirv]

Bastard Lucas scoring an own goal, Torres getting a yellow card - it's these little things which have stopped me leading outright.

My time will come next week!

[rirv]

Premier League is back this weekend. Don't forget to update your teams. :cool: I want no one to have any excuses when I go top of the table.

[Guy Incognito]

Premier League is back this weekend. Don't forget to update your teams. :cool: I want no one to have any excuses when I go top of the table.

i thought about replying to this but held off in case i ended up looking like a chump and it was a good idea cos i just seen your team, you got benayoun and bent you lucky bugger

[Planetary]

i need to pay more attention to this! its hard managing two teams :(

am i still fourth?

[Guy Incognito]

i need to pay more attention to this! its hard managing two teams :(

am i still fourth?

havent got a clue as i cant get in the league - its saying havent got a team, is anyine else having bother?

[synch]

Working fine for me.

The leaderboard:

1 Dynamo Incognito 530.00
2 FC Sporting Fritzl 525.50
3 Gertcha Cowson 419.50
4 bob for president society 407.50
5 camos barmy army 359.50
6 Man'sChestHairUntied 356.00
7 FC Parma 333.00
8 Wells' Wonders 325.50
9 Slazinger Gold 319.50
10 Big In The Game FC 296.00
11 FC Blumpkin 217.50

Of course Owen's goal doesn't count for Freebs' score so I'm actually in sixth place.

[Guy Incognito]

rirv's opened a lead but i have 5 players whose scores havent been added yet including kenywn jones.

p.s is everybody still bothering? this time last year i discovered everyone had sacked it off?

[checkyourprez]

id be in first if i didnt forget to submit my lineup first week.

[Guy Incognito]

rirv's opened a lead but i have 5 players whose scores havent been added yet including kenywn jones.



and one of the others was carlos tevez

[rirv]

id be in first if i didnt forget to submit my lineup first week.

Maybe if you had won about 200 points in that first week you'd be up to third by now. Keep dreaming soccerboy.

Looks like a two horse race right now.

[checkyourprez]

Maybe if you had won about 200 points in that first week you'd be up to third by now. Keep dreaming soccerboy.

Looks like a two horse race right now.

prolly woulda had like 250 that first week. lucky bitches.

[rirv]

With 250 points extra you would still be in third.

[Guy Incognito]

4 points in it, its a tough lot of fixtures this week though, not sure i want to pick any chelsea or liverpool players

[checkyourprez]

With 250 points extra you would still be in third.

thank you, your skills at addition are paramount.

[rirv]

Paramount to what?

[checkyourprez]

Paramount to what?

everyone else in the world.

[rirv]

As are my skills at Fantasy Football.

[Freebasser]

I haven't had time for this, nor my 'for money' league.

Shit happens :/

[Guy Incognito]

(y):D

top by one point but i didnt have any chelsea players so am hoping agbonlahor scores a couple tomorrow

[rirv]

My points from Torres (had a few shots on target) and Drogba (two assists) haven't been added yet. You won't be top for long.

Shame Liverpool aren't as good as I am.

[Guy Incognito]

My points from Torres (had a few shots on target) and Drogba (two assists) haven't been added yet. You won't be top for long.

Shame Liverpool aren't as good as I am.

we'll see flower

[Guy Incognito]

duff has a good un and i go top(y)

[Guy Incognito]

well in a truly strange weekends football, rirv, you have done awesome to get that score. well played(y)

[rirv]

You know what's stranger? I totally forgot to change my team this weekend and when I realised, I was dreading looking at my score, but it turns out I fluked a good number of points and rose to the top again!

[Guy Incognito]

dont take the piss

[rirv]

I really am not. Look at last week and look at this week. Same team. I would have put Torres back in if I'd remembered.

[synch]

*cough* 96 points this week.

Just sayin' ;)

[Guy Incognito]

*cough* 96 points this week.

Just sayin' ;)

nice to see that not everyone's given up this year(y)

managed to claw the gap back a bit this week rirv, we both just had shay given today so clean sheet and penalty save for us both(y)

[Guy Incognito]

can someone explain why on tuesday when i picked this weeks team i had 0.4 million left and then today when i amended it cos of injuries i had 2.5 million left to spend. whats the score with that?

[Guy Incognito]

strange week - loads of goals but not many points about. unlcuky rirv with -2 although i imagine you have a couple of liverpool players still to play

[rirv]

Awful, awful weekend for me. -1.50 now thanks to Drogba's massive 0.50 of a point.

Relying on Agger, Benayoun and Torres to pull their collective fingers out of their arses and nail Birmingham to a post.

[Guy Incognito]

Awful, awful weekend for me. -1.50 now thanks to Drogba's massive 0.50 of a point.

Relying on Agger, Benayoun and Torres to pull their collective fingers out of their arses and nail Birmingham to a post.

i got benayoun , and torres wont play for 90 if at all. the talk is that if he doesnt have the op now it'll get worse and he'll have to have it at end of season and miss world cup, cant see that happening. your lot should get heskey on loan, torres or no torres. he might not get loads of goals but i think he'd be good for you.

[rirv]

I'm on such a bad run of form right now, I just can't seem to get anything right.

[Guy Incognito]

I'm on such a bad run of form right now, I just can't seem to get anything right.

its getting difficult with injuries and prices going up and down - i thought it would be easy picking team every week but its tough, i got lucky with a couple of picks this week, and i noticed the gaps are closing, there could be 4 or 5 in running soon

[checkyourprez]

the basement for the whole season...crept to 7th. :D

[Lex Diamonds]

Me and Planetary are exactly equal. I don't know about him but I haven't been playing since like the 2nd week. This means he is a genuine retard.

[checkyourprez]

i dont normally switch my line up. i like to get a couple high scorers with most of my loot and then a couple plugs with whatevers left. hasnt worked as much this time.

last year i remember i didnt switch my lineup for basically the whole second term and won the second half of the year. doing poorly in the first half kept me from taking the cup.

[camo]

so I decided to play a little and made a few switches for the last three weeks and look, I've gone from second bottom to fourth.


I can live with that.

[Guy Incognito]

so I decided to play a little and made a few switches for the last three weeks and look, I've gone from second bottom to fourth.


I can live with that.

another good week for mark - third and into the thousands(y)

[camo]

cheers, might pay attention to it more now (y)

[checkyourprez]

up to 6th you bitches.

[Guy Incognito]

up to 6th you bitches.

am fairly sure that places 7-10 gave up in august so techincally you are still bottom:p

[Guy Incognito]

bollocks bollocks bollocks

i havent been able to get into the league for over a week so i'm gonna bomb this week

shit shit shit

[checkyourprez]

bollocks bollocks bollocks

i havent been able to get into the league for over a week so i'm gonna bomb this week

shit shit shit

i didnt change anyone this week either.

thats the key to success.

[checkyourprez]

i didnt change anyone this week either.

thats the key to success.



fc blumpkin heating up!!

up to 5th hoes.

[synch]

I don't think I've changed my team since the first month. Haven't given up or anything, I'm just sticking with the team :)

[Guy Incognito]

hey can anyone else get on the yahoo ff site, i cant and i want to check i have actually won because i didnt make any transfers last week:o

[checkyourprez]

yea. i ended up over taking you on the last day.

fc blumpkin took home the cup.

[Guy Incognito]

yea. i ended up over taking you on the last day.

fc blumpkin took home the cup.

tremendous, if you did get in copy and paste the proper table

[synch]

1 Dynamo Incognito 2,769.50
2 FC Parma 2,508.00
3 camos barmy army 2,460.00
4 FC Sporting Fritzl 2,407.50
5 FC Blumpkin 2,313.50
6 Gertcha Cowson 2,167.00
7 bob for president society 2,038.00
8 Big In The Game FC 1,891.00
9 Wells' Wonders 1,880.00
10 Slazinger Gold 1,854.00


Second, not too shabby.

And congratulations to Mister Incognito of course ;)

[Guy Incognito]

(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)

[camo]

I had to come from bottom to get to third. Well, chuffed (y)

[checkyourprez]

I had to come from bottom to get to third. Well, chuffed (y)

yo dont be frontin' camo. i was bottom for the first half the year!!! sadly could only travel to 5th.

[camo]

My bad. Second bottom.

[Guy Incognito]

same again next year peeps? Although i was toying with the idea of doing a bbmb predictions league instead but not sure how it would work yet, anyone interested?

[camo]

I'm in and this time I won't fuck up the first week (y)

[synch]

I'm in and this time I won't fuck up the first week (y)I got 0 points in the first week because I forgot to "save changes" :o

What did you do in the first week then? Looks like you got 60 points then :)

[checkyourprez]

I got 0 points in the first week because I forgot to "save changes" :o

What did you do in the first week then? Looks like you got 60 points then :)

same boat.

[camo]

I think we all fucked up first week. But not as bad as Sych. What a comeback!

[ToucanSpam]

I stopped caring about four months ago, but I promise next year I will put forth a better effort.