pissing after you jerk off

[PENisland]

burns likea mofo

[mate_spawn_die]

whyyyyyyy does it hurrrrrrrrrrrt when i pEeEeEeEeEeeeee??

[b i o n i c]

not to be confused with pissing after sex

[DIGI]

Biggest downside to being a man......pissing after sex, that is.

[Big Gus]

It's the only real downside to getting massively pissed up on lager and shagging some ugly chick, to be honest.

[kaiser soze]

It burns?

I had a girlfriend who insisted we pee after sex to wash out any bad bacteria built up with all the messyness we were doing...I never noticed any burning

I think it is time you saw a doctor

[A. Chimendez]

I hate it when it goes in two different directions and no matter what you have to pee on the floor. One stream in, one out, no chance at both cause its like a fucking 45 degree angle and a 90. WTF.

[kaiser soze]

That's why I slap it on the floor to loosen the valve

(y)

[yeahwho]

Another thing that really burns is if you light up a cigarette and your cock after sex.

[funk63]

I think it feels good actually.