View Full Version : While we were watching 'How I met your Mother'
Kid Presentable
08-13-2009, 09:10 AM
where Marshall worked in the legal team at Barney's firm, the 'Steak Sauce' guys posed a question: Jessica Alba knocks at your front door wearing only a trench-coat, Jessica Simpson at the back door wearing the same. Which to choose?
We've watched it together before, but this time, the better half looks at me and says "you'd choose Alba". I said, no, I'd choose Jessica Simpson. She asked why, and I said something along the lines of "She seems fun, she's stacked (in a completely respectful type of way), and since she's kinda dumb she'll be easily impressed. Alba seems like a sourpuss." And the wife was impressed (I hope that doesn't make her dumb).
It sounded like a thread when I was thinking about it. :(
The correct answer is 2 ruffie coolata's and both.... drag dem skanks off caveman-style.... :cool:
Kid Presentable
08-13-2009, 09:36 AM
I dunno, I'm pretty weak and I can barely hold a nut long enough to disappoint a semi-conscious woman. What advice would you give me?
b i o n i c
08-13-2009, 10:00 AM
the name of that show sounds obscene to me
Nuzzolese
08-13-2009, 10:02 AM
the name of that show sounds obscene to me
Haven't you ever seen the show?
jabumbo
08-13-2009, 10:03 AM
where is the poll?
After my recent luck with hard-to-please women I'd have to agree with you mate. Although Jessica Simpson is a little too dumb for me. She's only a level up from buying one of those Real (Sex) Dolls.
Kid Presentable
08-13-2009, 10:09 AM
She seems kind of funny. Funny women are charming as fuck. And she seems like she'd laugh at near on anything. Laughing women are charming as fuck.
Yeah but laughing with her or at her?
Come on man, you don't do 'dumb' humour :confused:
b i o n i c
08-13-2009, 10:34 AM
i havent watched it. sounds like pornography
Nuzzolese
08-13-2009, 10:38 AM
i havent watched it. sounds like pornography
Are you opposed to pornography? It's a cute show. The best part of it, by far, is Neil Patrick Harris. But it's a good cast in general.
ToucanSpam
08-13-2009, 10:44 AM
Are you opposed to pornography? It's a cute show. The best part of it, by far, is Neil Patrick Harris. But it's a good cast in general.
Totally. I think it's a refreshing take on sitcoms, particularly where flash back and forth between events without really breaking the flow of the episode's story.
I think Alba's sexier, but Simpson would be the more realistic conquest. Jessica Biel is still the hottest Jessica out there.
Kid Presentable
08-13-2009, 10:46 AM
Yeah but laughing with her or at her?
Come on man, you don't do 'dumb' humour :confused:
Bro, my life is dumb humour.
C'mon I don't buy that for a second.
Sharp and dry...kinda like hermits penis.
Kid Presentable
08-13-2009, 10:51 AM
I pride myself on being a thinking man's idiot.
b i o n i c
08-13-2009, 11:12 AM
the best thing (http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog) neil patrick harris has ever done: (y)
I pride myself on being a thinking man's idiot.
sold!
Alba. Simpson might be nice and kind of vacant, but Alba would play Xbox360 with you after sex.
Assuming Alba didn't just leave. Which she probably would.
hpdrifter
08-13-2009, 11:24 AM
Alba does seem like a sourpuss but Simpson is not even remotely attractive to me. Her eyes are too small and when she smiles her eyebrows sort of shoot up and make her look kinda psycho.
I guess I'd hang out with Alba for awhile and ask her what it was like to date Marky Mark.
Kid Presentable
08-13-2009, 11:25 AM
Alba does seem like a sourpuss but Simpson is not even remotely attractive to me. Her eyes are too small and when she smiles her eyebrows sort of shoot up and make her look kinda psycho.
How are women supposed to respect themselves when they disrespect each other like this?
*weeps*
Dorothy Wood
08-13-2009, 01:11 PM
I've hate Jessica Alba ever since I saw this: http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/1881/Alba_Punkd
she's a bitch. I mean, that was a while ago so maybe she grew up or something. but ugh, yuck, bleh.
I'd pick Jessica Simpson, I love her, and I don't even know why. I just always have, even when I found out she was stupid.
Barney Stinson makes the show.
mickill
08-13-2009, 01:18 PM
Barney Stinson makes the show.
and
Alba for sure. No question.
Also, Biel should have been the other Jessica, not Simpson. That would be a far more difficult question to answer.
i dunno...biel has a great body but something about her smile makes me a non believer in all that is "Jessica Biel is Hot Ass Fuck". But I've only noticed that in that terrible movie she did with Ed Norton and all that magic was going down. Haven't seen her in anything else.
mickill
08-13-2009, 01:41 PM
I forgot she was in The Illusionist. See her in London. Not the best movie, but the.......cinematography is great.
mickill
08-13-2009, 01:43 PM
Same with I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry; terrrrrrible movie, but oh what glorious cinematography.
hpdrifter
08-13-2009, 01:59 PM
Is London the one where she takes her top off and pours, what is it, chocolate syrup down her boobs?
I think she takes her top off in Easy Virtue too.
mickill
08-13-2009, 02:06 PM
I don't remember anything about chocolate syrup. That sounds interesting.
Echewta
08-13-2009, 02:39 PM
I'd pick Neil Patrick Harris.
Randetica
08-13-2009, 02:48 PM
I'd pick Jessica Simpson, I love her, and I don't even know why. I just always have, even when I found out she was stupid.
haha, explains alot
Dorothy Wood
08-13-2009, 03:05 PM
I knew you'd latch on to that. :rolleyes:
Oh, and I get annoyed by the Mr. always trying to do the right thing nice whiney guy that Ted Mosby is.
just started watching this show.
ToucanSpam
08-13-2009, 05:46 PM
You will learn to appreciate Ted. He isn't always Mr. Right Thing To Do Guy.
You will learn to appreciate Ted. He isn't always Mr. Right Thing To Do Guy.
oh you are wrong sir. I just finished season 3 on DVD...and yes...yes he is mr blah blah. and i don't appreciate him.
ToucanSpam
08-13-2009, 05:58 PM
You must have skipped the St. Patrick's Day episode. He did EVERYTHING wrong that night.
Barney's the star of the show anyway. I wish they'd introduce the darn mother soon, my interest is starting to wane.
You must have skipped the St. Patrick's Day episode. He did EVERYTHING wrong that night.
Barney's the star of the show anyway. I wish they'd introduce the darn mother soon, my interest is starting to wane.
Didn't miss it...but in the end he was all "jeeez blah blah blah I did that? blah blah blah" He isn't cool. But he isn't as bad as Lily's ghetto girl persona. That was just embarrassing.
mickill
08-13-2009, 06:15 PM
Ted's easily the least likeable character. I don't think I'd miss him if he were gone. He's like the Chandler Bing. He has become progressively less annoying over the years, though. Season 1 I couldn't stand him at all.
hpdrifter
08-13-2009, 06:19 PM
I am actually sort of amazed at how many of you are into this show. I have never considered watching it. Is it worth my time?
I like it. Then again I like an All American Rejects song....so don't listen to me.
hpdrifter
08-13-2009, 06:52 PM
Is it the one about giving you hell? I like that one too.
I also like this Black Eyed Peas song I Gotta Feeling. I'm hoping this is a phase that will pass.
b-grrrlie
08-13-2009, 06:55 PM
I've hardly watched any TV the last six months (ever since they started re-plumbing and re-wiring my flat),
maybe a couple of gardening shows and happened to catch Elvis Costello's whateverit'scalled-show.
Hadn't missed telly at all, except a couple of times wanted to catch HIMYM again. But I'd already sent my cable box back to Com Hem.
Randetica
08-13-2009, 06:57 PM
I knew you'd latch on to that. :rolleyes:
owned.
Is it the one about giving you hell? I like that one too.
Yep.
mickill
08-13-2009, 06:58 PM
You have to tough it out through the first 5 or so episodes of the first season. From there it's 90% STEAK SAUCE.
But then, I kinda like that Katy Perry you're hot then you're cold you're in then you're no you're yes then you're black then you're white song, so what do I know...
Kid Presentable
08-13-2009, 07:02 PM
Naw the show is pretty ok in a decently average sort of way. I've watched it all; Moesby becomes a 30 year old dirtbag compared to the purveyor of faggotsy he was in the first season. Scherbatsky is the bomb. Robin Sparkles.
hpdrifter
08-13-2009, 07:45 PM
I wonder how long it took her to write that song.
I sort of like the Waking up in Vegas song. But mostly for the video so what do I know?
Audio.
08-13-2009, 10:32 PM
Jessica Simpson. She seems very easy going (y)
I dont like Jessica Alba because she has this sour vibe (based from what I see on tv). No I'm not talking about character roles.
Jessica Biel > both Jessicas.
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