Death, and therefore nachos

[mickill]

1. Cremation vs Burial
2. Would you rather find out that you only have a year to live or that one of your closest loved ones does?
3. Do you believe in life after death or are you trying to cram everything into this one?
4. Nachos. They rule. Agree or disagree?

I'm on the fence about the first one, would rather it be me with only a year left, believe that I am coming back as a golden panther (again) and think that nachos are definitely RULE.

p.s. I'm eating nachos right now

[Rock]

1. As David Cross says: "I'm dead, I don't give a fuck what you do with me. Give me to a group of necrophiliacs, I don't give a fuck" or something like that.
2. Me
3. We are just chemicals and cells reacting with other chemicals and cells. You die, and thats it.
4. Depends on how the nachos are prepared.

[Drederick Tatum]

4. I'm backing nachos till I die.

the other stuff isn't so important.

[Freebasser]

What if it's the nachos that finish you off?

[hpdrifter]

1. Cremation for sure. Being buried all painted up and nestled in a silk-lined box wearing a nice dress as if I am still alive creeps me the fuck out.

2. Would you rather find out that you only have a year to live or that one of your closest loved ones does? Me, of course. Who would want it otherwise?

3. Do you believe in life after death or are you trying to cram everything into this one? I totally believe in some kind of existence after death where I can eat as many nachos as I want and never get fat.

4. Nachos. They rule. Agree or disagree? Agree, see item number 3.

[Randetica]

1. cremation
2. definitely me
3. i believe in 1000nds+ of after and before lives
4. never had one

[ToucanSpam]

1. I'm an organ donor so I imagine there won't be anything left of me. I don't want to be buried, that's for sure.
2. I'd rather find out one of my closest loved ones is dying.
3. There is no life after death in my opinion. I'd rather live my life thinking there I only get one chance.
4. I like nachos that don't have vegetables on them. I'm not a big fan of vegetables chunks.

[mickill]

2. Would you rather find out that you only have a year to live or that one of your closest loved ones does? Me, of course. Who would want it otherwise?

Well, as valiant as it may seem to prefer to take the bullet for your loved one, it's technically a lot harder to watch someone you love dying than be the one dying. I mean, obviously it sucks to know you're dying, but you don't have to go through all the grief afterwards.

Ate too many nachos. Beer doesn't help matters. So full.

[hpdrifter]

I think you could slice it either way. Even dealing with grief I think there's still meaning to living.

[mickill]

1. I'm an organ donor so I imagine there won't be anything left of me. I don't want to be buried, that's for sure.
2. I'd rather find out one of my closest loved ones is dying.
3. There is no life after death in my opinion. I'd rather live my life thinking there I only get one chance.
4. I like nachos that don't have vegetables on them. I'm not a big fan of vegetables chunks.

You know, skin is actually designated as an organ, as well.


4. never had one
You have not lived. Until. That is all.

That's like saying you've never heard music.

[Bob]

i bought a thing of cheese about a week ago and i've been meaning to make nachos, but i just keep putting it off. i hope the cheese is still good

[mickill]

Unless you got the cheese from the 70% off because it expires in 8 hours section, the cheese should still be fine. As long as you've kept it in the fridge, that is.

You should do it regardless.

Rotten cheese nachos is better than no nachos.

[roosta]

1. Cremation or buried with a tree planted on top of me.

2. Probably me

3. "a baby's bein born Same time my man is murdered, the beginning and end"

4. I like Nachos. At least what I think are nachos...tortilla chips, yeah? I don't like cheese (although i like those cheese flavoured dorritos perversely). But i do like salsa dip. I had some dorittos and salsa dip just last night. They are nachos, yeah? :confused:

[cosmo105]

1. Given the choices, cremation. Never embalming and all that shit. As long as I don't leave much of an imprint, really. Just toss me to the penguins and the cycle will be complete.
2. This is hard. As much as it pains me to think of living without my SO someday (which will probably be the case, as he has diabeetus :() I wouldn't want to put him through that grief. I think I'd say that I'll let him go first. I can handle grief.
3. Nope. Life is short and kinda retarded, so why not make the most of it and have what fun you can? I refuse to deny myself just to placate some invisible sky grandpa so I can sleep on a cloud.
4. Agree. Nachos = life.

[Guy Incognito]

1. cremation
2. A loved one - after watching my dad die, i dont think i am going to be able to handle knowing how much upset i cause when i go. its a tough call tho.
3. yes, but i am undecided what form that takes
4. not massive on nachos but then again i only get nachos from the cinema and they arent the greatest

[nodanaonlyzuul]

1. I wanna burn, please.
2. One year to live. Why would I wish death on someone close to me, wtf?
3. I doubt there is anything after this life, so hopefully I get it all done in this one.
4. YES. Well, good quality nachos. I don't like fake cheese.

[ToucanSpam]

2. One year to live. Why would I wish death on someone close to me, wtf?

I don't think the question was about choosing who dies, you or someone else, but what would you rather find out. If it was about choosing who lives or dies yourself, I'd change my answer.

[Bob]

Unless you got the cheese from the 70% off because it expires in 8 hours section, the cheese should still be fine. As long as you've kept it in the fridge, that is.

You should do it regardless.

Rotten cheese nachos is better than no nachos.

i'm pretty lazy so i bought the pre-shredded mixed cheese that comes in the sealed bags. i haven't opened it yet and i bet they do unnatural shit to that stuff to make it last forever anyway so i bet i'm safe

[hpdrifter]

4. I like Nachos. At least what I think are nachos...tortilla chips, yeah? I don't like cheese (although i like those cheese flavoured dorritos perversely). But i do like salsa dip. I had some dorittos and salsa dip just last night. They are nachos, yeah? :confused:

How is this possible?
Please explain this shit to me
How is it logical?

[hpdrifter]

3. I refuse to deny myself just to placate some invisible sky grandpa so I can sleep on a cloud.


You guys are on freakin' FIRE! I'll be LOLing all the way home.

[Randetica]

You have not lived. Until. That is all.

That's like saying you've never heard music.

it's ok, there is still a few 1000 lives to go

[kaiser soze]

1. Cremation - no need to take up more space on this planet when I'm dead
2. Seeing that a loved one only has a week, it has already been answered :(
3. Hard to say, never been there
4. Nachos ruled....had some today with guacamole

[Whatitis]

1.Burial
2. Me, especially learning a week ago that my Dad was givin a year to live. Fuck cancer!
3.Cram it into this life due to many uncertainties after. Go with what you know.
4.Yes, nachos do rule.

[roosta]

How is this possible?
Please explain this shit to me
How is it logical?

how is what possible?

that i don't know what nachos are?

well, i'm from Ireland, so Mexican food (whilst nice) isn't huuuugely popular. I mean, it is popular, just not as popular as somewhere like the States. There are Mexican restaurants, but they are few and far between. Everything else is either Dorritos or El Paso stuff in the supermarket.

I like going to Mexican restuarants however.

[Bob]

i had nachos tonight

then i made them again

now i kind of want to have them again but it's like 3:30 am and i don't really want to think about what will happen to my bowels if i do that

[hpdrifter]

It's just so horrifying to me that you think Dortios with salsa constitutes nachos.

Forgive the analogy but that's a bit like saying putting bread and water together constitutes guiness.

There's.... so much more to it than that. Nuances with spices and ingedients. Meat, veggies, different kinds of cheese and sauces and beans. Mole, enchilada, hint of lime tostitos.

I get that you're in Ireland and you don't have access to some of this stuff. I'm sure there is many a thing available in Ireland that we don't have here, are ignorant about, and to be pitied for the lack of.

[roosta]

It's just so horrifying to me that you think Dortios with salsa constitutes nachos.

Forgive the analogy but that's a bit like saying putting bread and water together constitutes guiness.

There's.... so much more to it than that. Nuances with spices and ingedients. Meat, veggies, different kinds of cheese and sauces and beans. Mole, enchilada, hint of lime tostitos.

I get that you're in Ireland and you don't have access to some of this stuff. I'm sure there is many a thing available in Ireland that we don't have here, are ignorant about, and to be pitied for the lack of.

No..its not that i think that..I just don't know what nachos are and was taking a stab at it. We have access to everything here, its just not super common.

I mean, i make my own guacamole and salsa, and i make my own mince burritos. I just don't know what constitutes 'nachos'.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

well, i'm from Ireland, so Mexican food (whilst nice) isn't huuuugely popular.

that's cause it ain't the same, my friend. I'm so sorry you have not experienced the real thing. <3

[hpdrifter]

Oh, they are a glorious thing.

You take chips (any kind of chips, really, but most people use plain yellow corn tortilla chips) and you pile any and all of the following on top of it in serially escalating layers.

1. Cheese (any kind but most commonly some kind of cheddar/pepper jack blend, shredded)
2. Meat (any kind but most commonly ground beef or shredded chicken, usually spiced or marinated with mexican flavors)
3. Beans (usually refried, black or pinto)
4. Vegetables (mostly jalapenos and pico de gallo, a chunky salsa consisting of tomatoes, onion, cilantro, and lime juice, but sometimes also olives which I think is blasphemy)
5. Sauce (optional, but I like mole or red or green enchilada sauce)
6. Sour cream and guacamole

You heat up ingredients 1-3 and maybe 5 (microwave or oven) and then add 4 and 6 fresh to create a massive, heaping pile of goodness that no one person should ever consume all of on their own.

You can see how many variations you can make on this theme. Everyone has their own nacho proclivities. You can only hope that people you date will share yours, it's that important.

All of a sudden I am seized by the desire to have nachos as soon as humanly possible. It's 9:30 here, is that too early?

[hpdrifter]

Also, making a decent plate of nachos takes experience. Your first couple of times out you'll end up with a large amount of soggy plain chips at the bottom because you've eaten everything off the top. Persevere!

[hpdrifter]

The best plate of nachos I ever had was at this cuban place. It was made with plantains at the base, white cheddar and some kind of heavenly sauce I have never tasted before or since. Sadly that restaurant went out of business because the service was so bad.

[roosta]

that's cause it ain't the same, my friend. I'm so sorry you have not experienced the real thing. <3

i dunno bout that, its just not as popular as America. Just because its not the same as else where wouldn't account for it not being popular else where.

[roosta]

i must also interject, I am fairly ignorant about food.

I'm probably embarrassing Irish people about my statements here.

I've actually had what hpdrifter refered too, I just wasn't sure what it was called.

[hpdrifter]

Well... did you like it?

[Freebasser]

Irish nachos are made from leprechaun ballsacs.

[hpdrifter]

Irish nachos:

Soda bread
butter (melted)
corned beef
cabbage
beer (or whiskey)
more butter (solid)

hmmm....

is this post racist?

[Freebasser]

Probably not; The Irish don't really count as a race.

[mickill]

Quick recipe for Indian nachos:

-Spread naan onto nonstick tray
-Sprinkle a layer of paneer on top, followed by chick peas, lentils and basmati rice
-Top with vindaloo chicken and vegetable jalfrazie
-Place in tandoor oven for 5 minutes
-Serve with mint chutney
-Enjoy

[hpdrifter]

That sounds delicious.

Don't you see roosta? This simple concept brings the whole world together! It is joy incarnate.

[mickill]

I should have said naan-stick tray.

[roosta]

Probably not; The Irish don't really count as a race.

One day! One day we'll be recognised as a race!

Then this thread will be racist, and I will return to berate you.

Also, i love indian food so indian nachos sounds amazing!

RACISTS!

[hpdrifter]

I'm not racist! Some of my best friends are Irish! I married an irishman, doesn't that make me a little Irish now?

[roosta]

I'm not racist! Some of my best friends are Irish! I married an irishman, doesn't that make me a little Irish now?

SELF-HATING MICK!

the very worst kind!

[mickill]

Thomas Jefferson had several children with one of his Black slaves. I don't know if he'd be considered a racist then.

[Nuzzolese]

1. Cremation vs Burial
2. Would you rather find out that you only have a year to live or that one of your closest loved ones does?
3. Do you believe in life after death or are you trying to cram everything into this one?
4. Nachos. They rule. Agree or disagree?

I'm on the fence about the first one, would rather it be me with only a year left, believe that I am coming back as a golden panther (again) and think that nachos are definitely RULE.

p.s. I'm eating nachos right now


1. I would mostly want to donate my body to science, but I guess I would ultimately leave it up to my surviving loved ones, because they're going to have to pay for it and then be the ones either visiting the grave or lugging the urn around, or tossing the ashes. I've already made a promise to someone that if they die, I'm going to toss their ashes over the side of a whale watching boat (only if whales are present) in the hopes that the ashes will be swallowed by the whale. A promise is a promise.

2. I'd like to lose a loved one and then die of sadness.
2. b: Second choice is what I'd really want, which is to find out that I only have a year left, then at the end of that year it will all turn out to be some big mistake and I'm actually fine. Then I'd get to have the year of all years plus extended survival. I would get to use the phrase "a new lease on life" in reference to myself, and mean it! Look at both of my answers; either way, I'm greedy. I deserve to die.

3. I won't really be dead if they can find a way to remember me.

4. I don't care for nacho cheese.

[mickill]

2. b: Second choice is what I'd really want, which is to find out that I only have a year left, then at the end of that year it will all turn out to be some big mistake and I'm actually fine. Then I'd get to have the year of all years plus extended survival. I would get to use the phrase "a new lease on life" in reference to myself, and mean it!
This sounds very similar to the plot of a Queen Latifah movie...that my friend...who's a mechanic told me about once.

[b i o n i c]

cremation, year to live, not sure.. lean towards yes or reincarnation, theyre ok

[MC Moot]

1) Viking funeral pyre...or maybe draw and 1/4 me and let the vultures take my body as in the style of the Tibetans who live on the Qinghai plateau...just don't put me in the Ganges...cause it's fucking filthy...

2) I guess a relative...excluding my partner,cause that would do me in...

3) I believe there is a transfer of electrical energy from your cerebral cortex to the universe at large...theres something bigger going on out there than we realize in this incarnation...

4) Natchos are naked without guacamole...

[Nuzzolese]

This sounds very similar to the plot of a Queen Latifah movie...that my friend...who's a mechanic told me about once.

She's so daring in her choices.