Sexual Frustration

[DipDipDive]

Goddamnit :mad:(n)

[Kid Presentable]

Blue walls?

[DipDipDive]

Yes.

[Kid Presentable]

Thanks, folks. Good night!

[DipDipDive]

Thanks for nothing.

[Kid Presentable]

Real life and internet, I lets em down.

[Audio.]

dudes, can I film? I gotta make a quick buck for rent.

[Bob]

v:ov

[Adam]

Sha la la la la la la la la dee da

[Randetica]

dicks are overrated, i would rather want to get the hell cuddled out by a guy (a hot guy)

[monkey]

dicks are not overrated in the least. i dont need to be hugged or cuddled, i got friends and family who can do that. i can completely relate to sexual frustration right now. but i'm trying to not just pick any random loser. it's hard. there's a ton of random losers.

[Randetica]

dicks are not overrated in the least.

they are.


i dont need to be hugged or cuddled, i got friends and family who can do that.

i dont.

[b i o n i c]

im getting raped by two ladies next weekend(y) *confetti*

[rirv]

dicks are not overrated in the least. i dont need to be hugged or cuddled, i got friends and family who can do that. i can completely relate to sexual frustration right now. but i'm trying to not just pick any random loser. it's hard. there's a ton of random losers.

Reading between the lines you want some cock and you want it hard.

[Dorothy Wood]

see what happens when you post pictures in the family album, rirv?

[rirv]

STRICTLY NO CUDDLING OR EMOTION SHALL BE INVOLVED

[DipDipDive]

Reading between the lines you want some cock and you want it hard.

Mmmmmmmmmm.

[DipDipDive]

v:ov

Are those supposed to be hands? Ears? I don't get it. :(

[Bob]

hands. he's shrugging, like "i wouldn't know anything about that"

[DipDipDive]

I would kind of rather be in your position, Bob. Because take it from me, having occasional sex is almost more frustrating than having no sex at all.

[checkyourprez]

had sex in the back of a honda civic last night.

i think it was an '03.

[DipDipDive]

Oh! That sounds like a fun challenge. They aren't the most spacious of vehicles. Two-door or four-door? Was it difficult?

[Freebasser]

This is like one of those good old fashioned sex threads from '04 (y)

[Randetica]

lets go to masturbateforpeace.com, problem solved.

[DipDipDive]

This is like one of those good old fashioned sex threads from '04 (y)

I'm bringing sexy back. Too bad it's happening on here and not, ya know, in my life. :(

[Freebasser]

Seriously... give Bob a go (y)

[Bob]

Seriously... give Bob a go (y)

hey, that's the tagline for my law firm! you're just lucky the copyright hasn't come through yet

[Freebasser]

Wasn't I the only person in your bar exam thread to get a question right?

Shouldn't that make me a shareholder in your law firm or summat?

[Adam]

I really want Bob to get laid - we all do I think.

So for me - erm, gah - 2 months. I don't mind too much, I have two good strong hands.

[b i o n i c]

i don't believe that bob is really a virgin. you've all been had(y)

[Adam]

i don't believe that bob is really a virgin. you've all been had(y)

I really hope so - but I don't believe a lawyer would lie unless it was for the good and well being of us all.

[Randetica]

i don't believe that bob is really a virgin. you've all been had(y)

he only says so i dont look that much of a fool on here, thanks bob

[Dorothy Wood]

bob's an anal virgin

[na§tee]

i haven't had sex in 2009. long distance relationship fail!

[Randetica]

i haven't had sex in 2009. long distance relationship fail!

atleast you knew this time what you got yourself into

[na§tee]

oh, i'm not complaining. i knew the limitations but in my mind the pros outweighed the cons.

anyhiz, ddd, you're a sexy laydee and i'm sure your frustration will be relieved soon (y)

[DipDipDive]

anyhiz, ddd, you're a sexy laydee and i'm sure your frustration will be relieved soon (y)

I don't know, man. Dating has been an epic fail as of late and the only humpable dudes I know are friends of friends. If we were to get freaky, drama would inevitably ensue.

Here's how I know. This boy I've had a secret crush on for a long time (we'll call him Chris) came to this party I was at last night with his fucking hot brother (we'll call him Ben). Ben and I are sort of friends, I guess, and my bff has been enormously in love with Chris forever. So there's no way I would ever be able to pursue Chris being that he's the brother of a friend, not to mention the fact that my closest buddy (whose self esteem isn't the greatest) would be devastated.

Last night, Chris and I stood in the rain drunkenly talking shit which lead to us punching each other's fists like junior high kids and all I wanted to do was tackle him onto the wet lawn and suck his neck. I would've were it not for the aforementioned bullshit surrounding the situation. Fuck. :(

[checkyourprez]

Oh! That sounds like a fun challenge. They aren't the most spacious of vehicles. Two-door or four-door? Was it difficult?

2 door.

i was sitting facing forward, she was on top also facing forward.


then she broke my cell phone. :mad:

[DipDipDive]

i was sitting facing forward, she was on top also facing forward.

Hot. (y)

[Freebasser]

I'm having sex right now.

[b i o n i c]

i was gonna make a thread about it.. i just got rolled on my a prostitute at the gas station - whoa

[b i o n i c]

ps ive never ever seen that in this town, yikes

[monkey]

Reading between the lines you want some cock and you want it hard.

i've made no secret of it

[hpdrifter]

Why not go after Ben?

[Videodrome]

i was gonna make a thread about it.. i just got rolled on my a prostitute at the gas station - whoa

After a seriously shitty conversation with my ex-wife and a 12+ hour day at work, this comment managed to put a smile on my face. Thanks.

[checkyourprez]

i was gonna make a thread about it.. i just got rolled on my a prostitute at the gas station - whoa

After a seriously shitty conversation with my ex-wife and a 12+ hour day at work, this comment managed to put a smile on my face. Thanks.

i wasnt sure if there was a typo in there or a joke i was missing, or both.

[DipDipDive]

Why not go after Ben?

He's super hot but personality-wise, he's not my type at all and I'm positive he's not into me like that.

[Echewta]

Hmmm... I know you aren't suppose to go after someone that your friend has liked but isn't that kind of High School? What if HE liked you. Doesn't he get a say and you get to say ok?
Maybe its a getting older thing. I don't care much about exs and who they hook up with.
Unless its one of my close friends then I will rip their dick off and use it as bait to catch swordfish in the deep sea.

[checkyourprez]

Hmmm... I know you aren't suppose to go after someone that your friend has liked but isn't that kind of High School? What if HE liked you. Doesn't he get a say and you get to say ok?
Maybe its a getting older thing. I don't care much about exs and who they hook up with.
Unless its one of my close friends then I will rip their dick off and eat it.

:confused:

[Echewta]

Dont be silly. I do not enjoy the taste of penis. Even my own.

[DipDipDive]

Hmmm... I know you aren't suppose to go after someone that your friend has liked but isn't that kind of High School? What if HE liked you. Doesn't he get a say and you get to say ok?

It wouldn't be worth jeopardizing my friendship just for a hot makeout session. On wet grass. In the rain. Shit. Fuck. :mad:

If he actually wanted to date me or something, then she and I would need to have a talk...

[DipDipDive]

GODDAMNIT I JUST WANT TO PUT MY LIPS ON A HANDSOME BOY'S PARTS IS THAT SO WRONG?? :mad::mad:

I'm losing my mind. :(

[Echewta]

Watch this, it will help. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKqjDbrQplM&feature=related)

[mikizee]

I've been getting laid more often now than I have ever been in my life. And the blowjobs. Every day. The rest of life doesn't seem so bad when you get your cock sucked on a daily basis. Quite rosy in fact.

[DipDipDive]

Eat shit.

[Adam]

I'm sure I and other people have said it before. But aren't DDD and Bob perfect for each other?

One of you should ask the other out - I have no clue how close you guys are to each other though? But think of the air-miles!

[mikizee]

Im sorry. I'm sure getting a bj every day won't last forever so I'm just trying to enjoy it while I can.

Everyone goes thru sex life hills and troughs. I'm sure it will improve for you soon. Don't you have any sex toys to tide you over until a real penis arrives on the scene?

[Bob]

i too am getting more blowjobs than ever

and by "getting blowjobs" i of course mean "masturbating to videos of women giving blowjobs on the internet"

i posted it! i can't unpost it!

[DipDipDive]

Don't you have any sex toys to tide you over until a real penis arrives on the scene?

Oh no diggity. Vibrators don't talk dirty to me or pull my hair though.

[DipDipDive]

OH HI BOB ;)

[mikizee]

Hey bob when are you gonna tell me if I got my bar exam question right?

Sounds like DDD needs a bar exam alllll night.

Ooohhhhhhhhh yyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh.

[Bob]

v;)v

[The Notorious LOL]

I've been getting laid more often now than I have ever been in my life. And the blowjobs. Every day. The rest of life doesn't seem so bad when you get your cock sucked on a daily basis. Quite rosy in fact.

MAGIC LIFE ALTERING BLOWJOBS!!!!!

If anything, I would say regular sex makes the other stuff (i.e. arguing over the most petty of things, all caps text messages, etc) seem more tolerable.

[funk63]

Guess now would be a good time to admit that I'm a virgin. :(

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I have been there. And I hated it. A lot.

I am sure that these days will soon be over for you though. Hang in there. Buy a few toys. Then you'll meet a nice boy with a nice wiener and it'll be okay. (y)

[skra75]

you know what blows? being in a relationship with someone too stressed-out and frantic with work to do it 90% of the time. :( there, I said it.

I feel better now,

no, not really.

It's better than being single though. Outside of a few chance encounters I genuinely hated being single.

[paul jones]

I was just up Morrisons getting some stuffs and I spotted this amazonian MILF walking around and when I went to the checkout she was in front of me and I couldn't help checking her out and thinking all kinds of things I would have liked to have done with her

[hpdrifter]

you know what blows? being in a relationship with someone too stressed-out and frantic with work to do it 90% of the time. :( there, I said it.

I feel bad, I owe my husband a few at this point.

You know what I wish we had? A skeevey wide-eyed eyebrow raising smiley.

[Waus]

you know what blows? being in a relationship with someone too stressed-out and frantic with work to do it 90% of the time. :( there, I said it.

Yeah it does.

What's really weird though, is when you finally get to it - you immediately assume things are getting better and will continue getting better. I mean - maybe they will, but it's kind of unnerving how your chemistry changes your mind.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

you know what blows? being in a relationship with someone too stressed-out and frantic with work to do it 90% of the time. :(

that really blows.

I've read many articles related to happiness in general and relationships and many of them say having sex regularly is a key compentent. Just google and you'll see several reputable news, science, and mental well-being sources explaining how regular sex is not only healthy for your physical self but for relationships as well.

Which is not to say that someone should force themselves to have sex with their partner every single day... sometimes the stress really is too much and whatnot. But at least making the effort is important and trying to once a week. It may seem like work at first to bring yourself to starting that physical intimacy but in the end you feel SO much better. It HELPS with stress AND brings couples closer, etc. So it's partially selfish, and partially wanting to keep the partner happy and thus the relationship healthy.

So there's that and I think a lot of women be it society, how it's been through the years, etc kind of discount sex as a way to relax when it totally DOES help.

Eh, I could continue on and on about this but I'll stop here. I can't wait to officially be a professional in this subject and hopefully help change outlooks/how people treat sex.

Hope things improve.

[adam_f]

I'm masturbating to this thread.

[paul jones]

I'm masturbating to this thread.

much more steamy than a Babara Cartland book I'd say

[Bob]

that really blows.

I've read many articles related to happiness in general and relationships and many of them say having sex regularly is a key compentent. Just google and you'll see several reputable news, science, and mental well-being sources explaining how regular sex is not only healthy for your physical self but for relationships as well.

will there be pictures?

[mathcart]

This thread is BOTH turning me on and making me feel REALLY frustrated simultaneously.

So thank you and go fuck yourself. (alternately)

[mikizee]

sex/shower/coffee/toast

this has been my morning so far

and its sunny outside!!! yaaaay!

[Adam]

For any1 bothered about being happy - Guardian are doing a series atm on 'how to be happy' which in places makes an interesting read.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/series/how-to-be-happy

Not really fully related to sex but this is the angle the thread seems to be taking

[Echewta]

I've read many articles related to happiness in general and relationships and many of them say having sex regularly is a key compentent.

That explains a lot. Damn it. I just want to be happy in general.

[cosmo105]

boners!

[adam_f]

My hand is getting tired.

[Lex Diamonds]

sex/shower/coffee/toast

this has been my morning so far

and its sunny outside!!! yaaaay!
Sounds like most of my days.

Except for the shower. Or the coffee. I don't really eat much toast either.

Oh and it's never sunny here.

[Bob]

are you having sex right now? you are, aren't you?

[Lex Diamonds]

Unfortunately not. The only reason I'm on the boards is because I haven't seen my gash in about a week and porn is getting depressing.

[Bob]

now when you say "your gash"...

[Lex Diamonds]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAqmGSxek88

[jennyb]

I'm in a long distance relationship. You do the math. :mad:

[Randetica]

My hand is getting tired.

my hand is getting tired of not touching me

i lost most of my sex drive :(

[paul jones]

A few have said above of the self pleasuring.true,it is a substitute but you can't beat having your cock sucked or sucking on some juicy tits or tasting some vag