Which board member would you like to have drink with?

[camo]

Fuck that sounds like Borat is saying the title of this thread.... I meant 'have a drink with'!

At lunch today we were talking about internet communities and how many people do you know and class as friends who've you haven't seen in the flesh.
It was based around facebook and myspace but I mentioned about here. I might as well have said that I was a rapist for the response I got :rolleyes:

So...

Pick a member and explain your reasons. Also what would you like to find out about them and what would you say to them?

I'll start with Freebasser. I'd thank him for the cool shit he posts to me and I suppose we'd have a really good natter about design and criticising the garbage that some people try to pass as good design today.

[Dorothy Wood]

*popularity thread alert*


umm...I dunno. heiress, because she's a scientist.

[monkey]

i was gonna say heiress cause she's a scientist, too. lolz. i really love scientists.

and nastee cause she's the kind of girl i like to be friends with IRL. and dorothy, so i could convince her she's not as weird as she seems to think she is.

and most of the boys, cause i like boys.

haha, i keep thinking of more people... hp and crystal, just like nastee, my type of girls. they seem like they'd be fun people to kill some time in the park with.

fuck it, i would probably have a drink with any of you guys. conversations would differ, but it's not like it'd be much different than talking to a stranger with a cool shirt on. maybe the drinking would facilitate the conversation. maybe we'd just go kareoke beastie boys songs.

[ToucanSpam]

I'd say Freebasser. He's witty and knowledgeable.

My backup choice is Bob.

[camo]

*popularity thread alert*


umm...I dunno. heiress, because she's a scientist.


Yeah it's a bit of a gay thread but nah don't make it that. I'm not tallying anything up.

[Echewta]

I've hung out with enough of you already.

[hpdrifter]

Awwww! Thanks Pauli! I don't think I've ever gotten name checked in one of these before! I agree, I'd get together with a bunch of the ladies here, monkey, nastee, heiress, there are so many cool ladies!

cookiepuss: talked me down from insanity more than once and seems like the type to take you on a wild, teen romp comedy type night.
BA01: We could go to karaoke and I could see the 227 pose IRL!
BG101: she and her life style seem the most similar to mine, I think we'd have a good time

Re the guys I'd have a drink with

yeahwho: He lives in my neck of the woods and seems like a really interesting cat
Moot: bless his liberal, animal, woman, book, poetry, and documentary-loving little heart
camo: cuz well he's my current lil board crush
Bob: what else is there to say? Of fucking course. Everyone wants to have a beer with Bob
Kid P: I think this is the kind of guy you could share some interesting musings with after a few pints.

[camo]

^Thanks^

I'm not gonna keep it to one person for me:

Kid P: He's a pretty diverse/interesting guy. I'd like to see how his ultra dry wit translates into real life.

Hpdrifter: cause that's a compliment I need paying.

Bit controversial: Mute. Coz he's never been anything but nice to me on here.

[Dorothy Wood]

hey! now everyone's picking a bunch of people. no fair.

fine.

bob
ddd (had a chance recently, but missed it)
rirv
nuzz (although I would be very nervous!)
kid p
saz
taq
monkey
hpd
ms.peachy
bionic
the calfornia crew
dred
doc
pj
freeb
backwoods
b-grrlie

reason for all: to steal their wallets.

[Echewta]

I think having apps and drinks with those around Chicago would be ammusing. Even better to get all the baseball yahoos at a White Sox/Cubs game. That would be good times. I'd wear a Manny Ramirez jersey.

[adam_f]

Who has the biggest boobs? I choose you.

[Fern]

moot so I can stab him

[MC Moot]

^That's it...bring a knife to a gun fight,fool...:rolleyes:

[Fern]

stabing's more personal. :cool:

[MC Moot]

I'd like too make manhatten's for these peeps...

Trailerprincess
hpdrifter
Yorkshire Rose
Abcdez
Ms Peachy
Rock
Otis Driftwood
Roosta
Camo
Adam
HEIRESS
Aceface
Knuckles
nastee
Funky Pepp
cookiepuss

[camo]

moot so I can stab him

I had to run over that with my mouse because I had a feeling that it would say 'in the ass' in white at the end.

[MC Moot]

0h!…I almost forgot TAL…sometimes he’s so terse perhaps a drink may make him a little more emotive…:D

[Drederick Tatum]

the ladies of this board are lovely. most of the rest are just guys on the internet and that's not particularly cool.

lousy irony.

[skra75]

I was just gonna say Drederick Tatum and ET but noooooo, you had to be a big jerk, so I'mma gonna cross you off.

[rirv]

I would only want to go for a drink with one of you if it was more than one drink. At least ten drinks, pushing on for fifteen plus.

[paul jones]

I've already had a drink with Nuzz,Ms Peachy,Brodie,timmy,Miss crafty,venus,romanpetr,bgirrlie and some others and I'll drink with anyone else on here in future too cos I like to get shitfaced

[hpdrifter]

I've already had a drink with Nuzz,Ms Peachy

No way.

[Randetica]

Who has the biggest boobs? I choose you.

myu to.


as for me, no one. cause i dont drink

[rirv]

Paul only buys rohypnol cocktails. Watch put ladies.

[Waus]

Everyone wants to have a beer with Bob


Also Rock, Jabumbo, BA01 and of all people, ACE42.

[Bob]

i should warn you! i'm a mean drunk!

[paul jones]

. Watch put ladies.

are they watching me playing golf?

[Guy Incognito]

depends what you mean by drink.

if its just a few beers then probably bob

if its an all night bender with all kinds of silliness then paul jones


bob - i am not doubting your ability to drink here i just think in all out session paul jones would be the man

[bigblu89]

Whoever's willing to pick up the tab at the end of the night.

[Echewta]

I've had drinks or kinda drinks with Boomn, alruggs, nodanaonlyzul, dandy, jane*, ddd (light weight), venus, beth, dr. deaf, monkey, green earth al, kerri, heiress, cosmo (super light weight), and i'm sure a few others that i can't remember because thats what happens.

I need to hit up more of the Europeans. Rirv and I could drink water and row a boat down the Thames.

Ska75 would have been cool but whatever. Comic books.

I would only have drinks with Nuzz in a dimly lit old school steak house.

[roosta]

i'm team captain, and I choose you!
i'm the other team captain and I choose you too!

I would go for a drink with anyone.

[rirv]

If I went for a drink with Echewta this is how it would end: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-R5GQ0V-Z4

[paul jones]

If I went for a drink with Echewta this is how it would end: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-R5GQ0V-Z4

post of the week(y)

[Bob]

reminds me of this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlmLZRCjrMY

[rirv]

I thought he could be Technoviking's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4) younger brother.

[DipDipDive]

ddd (light weight)

Oh please. I've seen what happens to you after a couple of Strongbows. :rolleyes:

My list:
Bob
DW (I'll be back soon!)
DandyFop (I'm still pissed at you for being out of town when I was in LA, Barb :mad:)
DIGI
skinnybutphat
mickill
nastee
beastiegiiiiiirrrrrrrlllllll1101101001011
ET
ba01
Documad
Rock
skra75
hpd
monkey
pj
Freebasser
mikizee


More with cosmo and Echewta, of course.

I'm drinking with Heiress next week. Be jealous. :cool:

[Praying Mantis]

myself only because no one has picked me. I need to get a pic up here.

[Dorothy Wood]

i'm team captain, and I choose you!
i'm the other team captain and I choose you too!

I would go for a drink with anyone.

bah! I choose you, pikachu!


and jabumb

and whoever else is nice.

basically anybody who's over 21 and fun and not toucanspam. :cool:

[Freebasser]

Whatever the name of that guy who lurked all the time is. Willis? Wallis?

[HEIRESS]

I'm drinking with Heiress next week. Be jealous. :cool:

It's true! And I'll be taking poops in her toilet too! yaaaay! :D

I wanna hook-up a night out on the town with dorothy and natalie as well when we hit up Chicago. It all depends on whether my fiance's italian relatives suck up all of our time though :(

[MC Moot]

I find this to be one of those threads you have to add to as it comes to you...


mikizee
yeahwho
guy icognito
randetica (i'd buy her a shirley temple and hope she didn't scratch me)
qdrop
*her handle fails me but she's from stockholm,sweden and she ist rad...b girl?*
ericlee
bionic
queenadrock
monkey
youngremy
mathcart

my known fellow canadians:

fucktop girl
scmeltz
droppinscience

yeah...i"d bend elbows with lotz of you and then some...;)

[Randetica]

randetica (i'd buy her a shirley temple and hope she didn't scratch me)


i only would if you bought me an elephant temple

[mikizee]

Yeah I'd pretty much drink with anyone, I'm not that picky

[MC Moot]

i only would if you bought me an elephant temple

whatever you fancy it's on me...just keep your hands where I can see them...:D

[cosmo105]

i think echewta and dandy know how much i love drinking with them. heiress, ddd, alruggs, ba01, all of y'all have seen me toasted. ddd, i am extremely jealous and want pictures. she held my hair back for me <3 :o

and i would drink with most of you guys. not the creepy ones though. except echewta.

[MC Moot]

see more:

Dorothy Wood (red wine,methinks)
cosmo105 (my fave avatar)

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I've met a lot of you but I think booze was only involved around cosmo, dandy, and skra. And I wish I had the chance to drink MORE with cosmo and dandy. I'd really like to drink with monkey.

I get the feeling that Heiress, DDD, DT, and ET would be good drinking buddies as well.

I'd drink with just about anyone from here though.

[Praying Mantis]

It's true! And I'll be taking poops in her toilet too! yaaaay! :D

I wanna hook-up a night out on the town with dorothy and natalie as well when we hit up Chicago. It all depends on whether my fiance's italian relatives suck up all of our time though :(

Italians rock!!!

[Randetica]

stop kidding yourself, everyone knows that the only real answer is paul jones.

[MC Moot]

I'd drink with just about anyone from here though.

wine and then bed...I've used that line,thanks for it...(y)

[destructo]

G'day.Joel

It would be a blast to watch him get slapped around after he lipped off to someone.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

wine and then bed...I've used that line,thanks for it...(y)

"Wine then bed". Thank CSS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7agPOt1XZz8). Speaking of which, I should put that back under my username or perhaps another line from that song. I appreciate for the reminder.

[Knuckles]

I'd like to go to a country bar with Echewta and Paul Jones. We'd have a few pitchers of Coors Banquet Beer and ride the mechanical bull.

[b i o n i c]

out of everyone who posted above

id take camo, monkey, crys, waus, skra and destructo out to 'welcome to the johnson's (http://nymag.com/listings/bar/welcome_to_the_johnsons/)' and then the chinatown arcade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKL29f-iaUU) with a giant bag of quarters. this would end in an actual street fight tournament in a real chinatown alley when someone loses the bag of quarters. crystal and money arm wrestle.

if i was in the uk id hang with pj at that pub he always goes to when he says 'im going to the pub!' because ive always wanted to know what it looks like. id play video tennis and get piss drunk pass out in some back alley.

id bring fern out to some long island sports bar (http://static4.px.yelp.com/bphoto/fY8fF2DPkUCGsTJt3DTC7w/l) some night when the islanders play the maple leafs or some shit and call and have moot meet me at the same time, 'im the guy in the islanders shirt', and go to the bathroom and listen for chairs breaking

id take dorothy and bob and freeb and ddd and paul jones again, cause we'd run into him, to the gutter (http://www.thegutterbrooklyn.com/) then to death by audio (http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_3bb981a457149eedf77c257ba71b13b5.png). either bob or dorothy would hook up with a long haired guitarist in tight pants. freeb and ddd would grab a mic and paul would produce the bowling ball from the first place, shove a piece of dynomite in one of the finger holes and light it in a bass drum. i would end up very drunk.

i think knux, hpd, rirv, heiress, and i think mikizee would like.. i think its open (http://animalnewyork.com/2009/07/ny-times-story-kills-best-kept-secret-in-brooklyn/). everyone would get very drunk and climb walls. then id take as photos of everyone flexing on the top for the board.

at the end of their cross country road trip together, id take echewta, cosmo, dandy to zen palate (fucking great) and kareoke wow (http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1896837706?bctid=11619851001) with a bottle of saki. or a rooftop bar with lucha libre trannies vs. midgets

roosta, dredrick, guy, destructo, mantis touc, blu, adam f, randy and fly in paul jones again to buy beers again for everyone at the real life version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CC7KV2dAmg) of this (http://vodpod.com/watch/523294-gta-iv-clip-steinway-beer-garden), which was my country club for 5 years. randy would make up a drinking game and either lose her virginity or end up flashing a couple of nice jewish dudes. fern would show up cause the kid smells good keilbasa and beer a mile away.

[Guy Incognito]

err..after i surprisingly got a couple of mentions i should point out that i dont really drink
i'm not teetotal, i just dont really bother anymore cos i cant handle the mornings, i have had 2 bottles of pear cider and 3 pints of stella in 2009 so far.
so mine's a coke:o no lemon

[b i o n i c]

id probably kick it with mostly everyone here for a minute if i wasnt washing my hair that night

[trailerprincess]

mikizee for the comedy and company, and because he knows good coffee for the imminent hangover. And he's a sexpot

[Michelle*s_Farm]

Midzi because of the following post in 2005:

I know It's pretty old but anyway,

I've been listening to Sonic Youth for a long time, but I rarely had a chance to watch their videos as they don't play them very often.

The last time I saw "Bull in the heather" video waas many years ago when I didn't know who Kathleen Hanna was.

So when I watched the video yesterday I was really suprised that she is the girl dancing in it. :eek:

So if anyone is interested and haven't seen it here's the link

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2641639?htv=12&htv=12

[yellow]

u camo!

[mikizee]

mikizee for the comedy and company, and because he knows good coffee for the imminent hangover. And he's a sexpot

Woohoo!

Winky winky boner winky

[Fern]

id bring fern out to some long island sports bar (http://static4.px.yelp.com/bphoto/fY8fF2DPkUCGsTJt3DTC7w/l) some night when the islanders play the maple leafs or some shit and call and have moot meet me at the same time, 'im the guy in the islanders shirt', and go to the bathroom and listen for chairs breaking


I'm a Flyers fan :cool:

[Echewta]

Uh. I just realized that Cosmo, Dandy, and I are the L.A. Crew. Thats pretty bad ass and gangster. I have switches in my car but they don't work :(

[skra75]

Ska75 would have been cool but whatever. Comic books.

dood I thought you didn't drink?

[skra75]

And I wish I had the chance to drink MORE with cosmo and dandy.

I feel so left out. :(
Is it bc you are afraid I'll out-booze you again? :p

[Echewta]

dood I thought you didn't drink?

Say what? Thats insane.

[g-mile7]

Paul Jones and anyone willing.

hello' my friends.

[Randetica]

gmiiile!!1!1!

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I feel so left out. :(
Is it bc you are afraid I'll out-booze you again? :p

you didn't out booze me the first time! It was the last time when I tried to keep up. You had beer, I had whiskey.

I lost. Hard.

[Lex Diamonds]

minton, and after a few pints I would convince him to make me King of the Boards.

[Planetary]

buylevitratv since theyre the newest member

freebasser on the conditions that we go to the feathers

[Randetica]

minton, and after a few pints I would convince him to make me King of the Boards.

but you already are :(

if anything you had to be the one who makes HIM a king that or your queen

[gbsuey]

i guess i've not been here that long to make preferences but just about everybody seems like they'd bring along something cool. I'n newly pretty much single so anyone who's hot....camo, you're cute and Drederick too......don't know who else. all the girls here would be a good laugh methinks and that's what i need right now!! mebee we should organise some big night out- a U.K one, U.S one and i don't know if a Europe/Aussie/Asia one would get enough takers??

[Guy Incognito]

minton, and after a few pints I would convince him to make me King of the Boards.


king ding a ling


but you already are :(

if anything you had to be the one who makes HIM a king that or your queen

* sounds of machine tools making the sophisticated pulley system to remove randy from deep inside paddy's arse *

[hpdrifter]

I'd hit up the UK for a board night on the town. Also Chi-town.

[camo]

i guess i've not been here that long to make preferences but just about everybody seems like they'd bring along something cool. I'n newly pretty much single so anyone who's hot....camo, you're cute and Drederick too......don't know who else. all the girls here would be a good laugh methinks and that's what i need right now!! mebee we should organise some big night out- a U.K one, U.S one and i don't know if a Europe/Aussie/Asia one would get enough takers??

haha (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

I'd hit up the UK for a board night on the town. Also Chi-town.
Uh, everyone in the UK doesn't live next to each other. It's not like a village you know.

[MC Moot]

Uh, everyone in the UK doesn't live next to each other. It's not like a village you know.

Actually for those of from the america's it is...we're used to driving equivalent length and width of your little isle just for a decent burger on the weekend...plus we watch Coronation Street so we know it's true...

[hpdrifter]

Right. Assuming people would all congregate in one place, dude. :rolleyes: London's expensive but I'd defer to whatever the group decided.

I could say a West coast meetup which could include the L.A. crew, the bay area crew, and the northwest crew (me, Knucks, mickill, heiress, etc). We could all meet in Vegas.

[Lex Diamonds]

Actually for those of from the america's it is...we're used to driving equivalent length and width of your little isle just for a decent burger on the weekend...plus we watch Coronation Street so we know it's true...
That why you all so fat?

[MC Moot]

I could say a West coast meetup which could include the L.A. crew, the bay area crew, and the northwest crew (me, Knucks, mickill, heiress, etc). We could all meet in Vegas.

Hey!...lest you forget...droppinscience,queenadrock and I all represent the high plains...recognize...:mad:

[MC Moot]

That why you all so fat?

no,that's from the beer...it's actually served cold here!

[Lex Diamonds]

What you call beer we call "shit lager", and it is also served cold here. So is good lager.

[hpdrifter]

Hey!...lest you forget...droppinscience,queenadrock and I all represent the high plains...recognize...:mad:

Right. Could you make it to Vegas?

[Planetary]

when you say warm beer are you referring to cask ale?

[MC Moot]

What you call beer we call "shit lager", and it is also served cold here. So is good lager.

Oh yeah!?...well...we have central heating and dentistry!...is it true you can't get a pint in a glass in London anymore?...I heard they stopped serving them becuase of the tendency you savages have to put one upside someones head when the static starts...:confused:

[gbsuey]

haha (y)

no need for the nervous laughter!!

[MC Moot]

Right. Could you make it to Vegas?

Oh sure...but Vegas is so gross...I think we should get to Portland...Portland is where it's at...(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh yeah!?...well...we have central heating and dentistry!...is it true you can't get a pint in a glass in London anymore?...I heard they stopped serving them becuase of the tendency you savages have to put one upside someones head when the static starts...:confused:
We've had central heating for centuries longer, and our dentistry is free on our nationalised health service, something which you could have too if your country wasn't full of fascists.

And yes most clubs don't use glass bottles/cups, it depends on the area/day/time for pubs though.

[camo]

no need for the nervous laughter!!

How did you guess?

Yeah lets go for a warm beer just after not going to the dentist to get our crooked teeth sorted out :rolleyes:

[hpdrifter]

I could do Portland. We'll hit up Mary's and the Satyricon.

[MC Moot]

and our dentistry is free on our nationalised health service, something which you could have too if your country wasn't full of fascists..

yes,yes we know how fond your mother was of the dole...

[mikizee]

\our dentistry is free on our nationalised health service.

Why do British people have fucked teeth then?

Ever seen the Big Book of British Smiles?

[Lex Diamonds]

yes,yes we know how fond your mother was of the dole...
I'd rather have our poor on the dole than shooting each other for meth.

ps
The "British people have bad teeth" thing is a myth. It's seriously hard to get through our health system with bad teeth intact, they love dental surgery.

[gbsuey]

didn't take a genius!!

ok, probably just 10 minutes up the road to yours from here, warm beer in a cold pub. will need a translator as talking through such manky teeth is a problem

[MC Moot]

I could do Portland. We'll hit up Mary's and the Satyricon.

Excellent...I'll call and invite Stephen Malkmus,Johnny Marr,Thurston Moore,Kim Gordon,Pat Smear and Janet Weiss...cause they all live there...:D

[Lex Diamonds]

camo gonna TAP daaaaaat!!!

[MC Moot]

I'd rather have our poor on the dole than shooting each other for meth.

ps
The "British people have bad teeth" thing is a myth. It's seriously hard to get through our health system with bad teeth intact, they love dental surgery.

lighten up,just funnin paddy...plus I'm canadian...our system makes your system seem draconian in comparrison...about the bad teeth it's not entirely untrue,you know...but it's more a result of your genetics via blue blood and inbreeding as opposed to neglect of hygeine...:rolleyes:

[Freebasser]

No... my bad teeth really are down to bad hygiene.

[gbsuey]

my teeth actually good-but i know a few people who seriously need the whole lot ripped out

[Freebasser]

Also, I have three nipples and a glass eye.

[MC Moot]

No... my bad teeth really are down to bad hygiene.

It’s the toothpaste… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu0W1UNplKY):D

*rip phil hartman*

[Guy Incognito]

nhs dentists make their own overtime in my experience, chipping away at stuff that "unexpectedly" falls out three months later and you have to go back so they can inflict more pain. plus its not totally free, it costs a little bit
plus its true, i havent looked after mine that well and i will do as much as possible to make sure my kids do look after theirs.

[Randetica]

* sounds of machine tools making the sophisticated pulley system to remove randy from deep inside paddy's arse *

i like it in here

[Guy Incognito]

i like it in here

:D
* sounds of machine operators downing tools due it being a lost cause *

[camo]

didn't take a genius!!

ok, probably just 10 minutes up the road to yours from here, warm beer in a cold pub. will need a translator as talking through such manky teeth is a problem

fuck. did I just pull?

It's my avatar right? It works?

[DandyFop]

DandyFop (I'm still pissed at you for being out of town when I was in LA, Barb :mad:)


I WANTED TO SEE MY DYING CAT OKAY!?!?!

But yeah that sucked that I missed you.



All of you who didn't say me are dumb, cause I'm a real whore of a drunk.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

and you bring people the joy of Dr. Pepper shots (y)

[gbsuey]

fuck. did I just pull?

It's my avatar right? It works?

Fear not c! i'd be up for a drink with most of the board-but it's a no giggedy. thank your lucky stars;)