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Freebasser
08-20-2009, 07:26 AM
Hates: When you make a massive bacon and egg sandwich and all the egg yolk drips out of the bottom of the sandwich before you can enjoy it.

Loves: Finding used pornography in a hedge.
Planetary
08-20-2009, 07:45 AM
Hates: Jukebox Ques

Loves: Winning Ebay auctions for retro figurines
camo
08-20-2009, 07:56 AM
Hates: The sense of dread that comes over you when you look at your alarm clock and realise you slept in on a work day.

Loves: Finding bushes in porn magazines.
Knuckles
08-20-2009, 08:31 AM
Hates: That he receives three hundred e-mails a day on how to increase your penis size.


Loves: Finding new websites devoted solely to lesbian midget porn.
TAL
08-20-2009, 08:35 AM
Hates: Love

Loves: Hate
mikizee
08-20-2009, 08:45 AM
Hates: Simon Cowell

Loves: Walking into the bathroom and discovering half a bottle of beer sitting next to the toilet that he left there 3 hours before
paul jones
08-20-2009, 12:11 PM
Hates: Not being at the beach looking at half exposed tits

Loves : Being at the pub on a night like last night where it was warm outside on the pub bench when it was dark
Freebasser
08-20-2009, 12:29 PM
Hates: Old people stopping dead in front of him and blocking his path while he's doing the weekly shop.

Loves: Lying in bed on a Sunday morning and watching the Hollyoaks omnibus with the sound off and with a box of kleenex to hand, while eating a packet of Quavers.
mikizee
08-20-2009, 12:58 PM
Hates: England losing the cricket

Loves: England winning the cricket
Guy Incognito
08-20-2009, 02:37 PM
hates : rafael benitez whingeing about united

loves : all day re runs of grange hill (the mccluskey/bronson years)
Freebasser
08-20-2009, 03:03 PM
Hates: The fact that Space Raiders now cost 15p more than they used to.

Loves: Looking at the bra section of the Kays Catalogue website.
paul jones
08-21-2009, 03:32 AM
Hates: England losing the cricket

Loves: England winning the cricket

I'm welsh so I don't give a rats cock about cricket(y)
mikizee
08-21-2009, 05:08 AM
Hates: people thinking he cares about cricket

Loves: boobs
Planetary
08-21-2009, 06:06 AM
Hates: Being Welsh

Loves: People not realising he's welsh
camo
08-21-2009, 02:04 PM
Hates: His biscuit breaking off into his brew post dunking.

Loves: The vinegar strokes.
Nuzzolese
08-21-2009, 02:27 PM
Hates: people who hand out flyers on the sidewalk

Loves: scotch eggs
paul jones
08-22-2009, 02:53 AM
Hates: people who hand out flyers on the sidewalk

Loves: scotch eggs


fucking hell I haven't had a scotch egg in a while so I'll buy some later(y)

yeah,those fucking flyer hand out nutters do my head in.

they can't be getting paid THAT much,shirley?
DipDipDive
08-22-2009, 02:55 AM
Hates: Condoms

Loves: "Thick" ladies
paul jones
08-22-2009, 02:56 AM
Hates: Condoms

Loves: "Thick" ladies

(y)
DipDipDive
08-22-2009, 03:00 AM
Hates: Nazis

Loves: Watching documentaries about Nazis
paul jones
08-22-2009, 11:57 AM
Hates: Nazis

Loves: Watching documentaries about Nazis

all the best documentaries are about the nazis
Freebasser
08-22-2009, 01:07 PM
Hates: When you set out to tie one shoelace but it leaves your other foot feeling like it needs its shoelace tightening as well.

Loves: Two for one deals on Walkers Sensations at his local 24 hour garage.
Bob
08-22-2009, 02:26 PM
hates: when you're ordering lunch meat at the deli and the guy hands you a slice and you have to eat a piece of ham in front of everybody and they're all watching you do it

loves: free ham
rirv
08-22-2009, 03:52 PM
Hates: Lance Armstrong

Loves: Post-coffee morning dump.
Freebasser
08-22-2009, 04:05 PM
Hates: The fact that cereals no longer contain free toys.

Loves: A quick wank in the toilets at work.
paul jones
08-23-2009, 02:04 AM
Hates: The fact that cereals no longer contain free toys.

Loves: A quick wank in the toilets at work.

No way I wank in the toilets at work

1.They stink
2.The light switches off after 5 minutes
camo
08-23-2009, 03:28 PM
Hates: The fact that his wanks last more than five minutes.

Loves: Nuts/Zoo. Football, Music and Lucy Pinder? RESULT!
Echewta
08-23-2009, 07:12 PM
Hates: Watching 1970s doc's on anything British because of the flat grainy film they used back then.
Loves: Finding porn magazines IN the bushes.
skra75
08-25-2009, 08:52 AM
hates: gravy

loves: gravy
Freebasser
09-01-2009, 03:39 PM
Hates: The 'Ginormous' thread.

Loves: The other 'Ginormous' thread.
camo
09-01-2009, 03:41 PM
hates: gravy

loves: gravy

fuckin' hell, did you see into the future?
Freebasser
09-01-2009, 03:41 PM
Ahahaha.
b i o n i c
09-02-2009, 12:52 AM
hates: spanks

loves: wanks