Haiku for that ass

[The Notorious LOL]

The boom box is broke
this ruined Cinco De Mayo
please dont hate my wife

[The Notorious LOL]

Worry not, my love
about missing "The Office"
the cat TIVOs it

[The Notorious LOL]

Oh no...wheres grandma?
There are straightedge kids outside
No really, where's grandma?

[MC Moot]

The boom box is broke
this ruined Cinco De Mayo
please dont hate my wife

I just have to say...that's fucking brilliant...hope it's yours...(y)

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah man it is. I wrote about three billion of these things a few months back to kill time at work

[The Notorious LOL]

Who made spaghetti?
it causes indigestion
Please clean the toilet

[The Notorious LOL]

I stole you a horse
He enjoys eating carrots
Please brush him often

[The Notorious LOL]

I hate those ferrets
They ate the plumbers putty
God damn those ferrets

[MC Moot]

fantastic...do it to it...maybe you should collect the choicest bit's,find an illustrator/graphic artist and compile/collaborate...cause I'd buy it...for real...you should try and submit to McSweeney's...I'm telling you they'd publish...nouveau haiku...that was the freshest thing I've read on the board in months...(y)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McSweeney's

[mickill]

The force is with you,
young Skywalker, but you are
not a Jedi yet

[mickill]

Fuck 'em in the ear
Fuck 'em in the other ear
that son of a bitch

[mickill]

I'm going to count
to three, there will not be a
four. Give me the code

[mikizee]

I want a coffee
I might put the kettle on
Damn, there's no sugar

[paul jones]

I don't know how to haiku
so I'll just have a poo

[Kid Presentable]

Optimus Adolf
Middle name surprises you?
Transformer Goose Step

[Kid Presentable]

Julie Masterchef
Sweating in my kitchen thanks,
tits in the custard

[Kid Presentable]

Straight out of compton,
Crazy motherfucker named
Ice Cube, from a gang

[mikizee]

I want a macbook
I havent any money
I will have to wait

[mikizee]

its now six thirty
neighbours is on the tv
good boobs but no brains

[Kid Presentable]

Home and Away rules
I discombobulate thee
neighbours licks wang dude

[Guy Incognito]

at home on a day off
wife and kids gone out shopping
time for a wank?

[Guy Incognito]

Home and Away rules
I discombobulate thee
neighbours licks wang dude

i cant decide
home and away has better stories
nieghbours has better boobs

[roosta]

Indian dinner
Makes me spend my Saturday
Sitting on the loo

[rirv]

NWA
Playing on the radio
At two o'clock-ish

[Fern]

lady in next room;
you are stacked and butt is fine
please sit on my face

kicking fieldgoals, what?
Estaban` Ocho-Sinco
a big soccer fan

[Fern]

same lady, same next room
caught me looking at her butt
please don't call H.R.

[skra75]

The Notorious LOL's Haikus > All of you pervy suckers Haikus

Please let the artist get back to work.
Honestly I think I would pay for a book of those haikus, with photos of wierd random crap from minnesota on the opposite page. Haikus in white on black field on the other side. coffee table book son!(y)

[The Notorious LOL]

Sale on pants at Sears
they are eighty percent off
very irregular

[Fern]

I stole you a horse
He enjoys eating carrots
Please brush him often

probably my favorite...

[Fern]

i banged this troulp
her vag smelled like blue cheese, now
it burns when i pee

[Dorothy Wood]

fern, stop ruining everything

[DipDipDive]

fern, stop ruining everything

It's waaaaay too late for his mom to have an abortion.

[Randetica]

It's waaaaay too late for his mom to have an abortion.

no, i dont think so

[Freebasser]

Grolsch swing-top bottle
Flip over ceramic lid
Makes a little hat

[rirv]

What Would Jesus Do?
Is a popular bracelet
For young Christians

[Bob]

it is too damn hot
i am just a pile of sweat
cannot even wank

[rirv]

Obama's Nazi
healthcare reformation plan:
Worse than holocaust.

[Freebasser]

^ Ahahaha (y)

[rirv]

Geto Boys: rappers
with a poor grasp of spelling.
Bushwick Bill: midget.

[Knuckles]

Lifting weights will make
you bigga: lift him you'll be
a dead ass nigga

[The Notorious LOL]

Where is the yogurt?
I need a probiotic
I caught dog fungus

[The Notorious LOL]

my life is great now
I got rid of that fungus
and ate the whole dog

[Audio.]

Semester starts today
Wont be going
I love this frozen yogurt

[Freebasser]

Two yoghurt haikus
But spelling errors pain me
Yoghurt has an 'H'

[Vic Colfari]

Ass-napkin Ed in the house

[mickill]

Haikus are easy
Anybody can do them
Even you

[funk63]

Haikus are fucktarded in english
I will not participate
no I wont

[The Notorious LOL]

Fleetwood Macs "Rumours"
On a sesame seed bun
a new food to eat

[The Notorious LOL]

Play "The Chain" backwards
it gives many suggestions
to remove pet stains

[Ty Webb]

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

[Fern]

Ate some bad tacos
up all night shitting, feels like
wiping ass with glass