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beastieboysbaby
08-23-2009, 12:56 PM
i went to a keg party for tha first time last night.......
yes, it's true.
Helvete
08-23-2009, 01:03 PM
I'm European, so forgive me somewhat, but is that just a party when a keg of beer is present? Over here, that's like a normal party. What's so true about it?
This is literally the best news I have heard all day. :cool:
Freebasser
08-23-2009, 01:08 PM
If only there were kegs at the parties that I go to :(
Audio.
08-23-2009, 01:36 PM
pfft, Its all about Barrel parties these days.
lol just woke up I have nothing to contribute. :p
Just one keg? Doesn't sound like much for 'a party'.
Well I checked, its 120 pints, I suppose a fair amount - say if 20 people turn up, its 6 beers each and people would bring spirits and other stuff and a trip to the off license if you run out wouldn't be too much a chore I'd assume
ericlee
08-23-2009, 02:34 PM
If I were your pops, I'd make you write "the" properly 6 bizillion times on the chalkboard.
With your fingernails.
DandyFop
08-23-2009, 02:49 PM
Keggers were a Big Deal in Salt Lake because they ain't legal.
Freebasser
08-23-2009, 04:21 PM
Man, your country is fooked up.
No alcohol at parties, but people running round with guns is a-ok (y)
:(
I'm European, so forgive me somewhat, but is that just a party when a keg of beer is present? Over here, that's like a normal party. What's so true about it?
they're predominantly, but not always, usually at college or university frat houses, filled to the brim with preppy jock frat dudes, who refer to women as "bitches" or "chicks", rock birkenstocks and abercrombie & fitch, get really drunk and yell things like "beer! pussy! yeah! woo! chug chug chug!", and the beer is almost always a shitty north american generic domestic brew, ie budweiser, molson canadian. the music played is usually hootie and the blowfish, steve miller band, the tragically hip, aerosmith et al, and at some point beer will be sprayed on the t-shirts of drunk girls, who will be taken advantage of, and/or make out with other girls, with all the dudes yelling "yeah!".
The burning question is...did you drink beer from those red plastic cups with the white inner?
checkyourprez
08-23-2009, 06:49 PM
they're predominantly, but not always, usually at college or university frat houses, filled to the brim with preppy jock frat dudes, who refer to women as "bitches" or "chicks", rock birkenstocks and abercrombie & fitch, get really drunk and yell things like "beer! pussy! yeah! woo! chug chug chug!", and the beer is almost always a shitty north american generic domestic brew, ie budweiser, molson canadian. the music played is usually hootie and the blowfish, steve miller band, the tragically hip, aerosmith et al, and at some point beer will be sprayed on the t-shirts of drunk girls, who will be taken advantage of, and/or make out with other girls, with all the dudes yelling "yeah!".
kinda on point.
except for the music part. not even close there.
and kegs are usually busch or keystone. more shit than the ones you mentioned.
Echewta
08-23-2009, 07:09 PM
I keep a keg of cider by the side of my bed for those "lazy days."
Brother McDuff
08-23-2009, 09:38 PM
I'm assuming you're somewhat of a youngen, so congrats!(y)
keggars can be a real blast. they can suck too, but hey, they're a fun part of youth.
Helvete
08-23-2009, 11:15 PM
they're predominantly, but not always, usually at college or university frat houses, filled to the brim with preppy jock frat dudes, who refer to women as "bitches" or "chicks", rock birkenstocks and abercrombie & fitch, get really drunk and yell things like "beer! pussy! yeah! woo! chug chug chug!", and the beer is almost always a shitty north american generic domestic brew, ie budweiser, molson canadian. the music played is usually hootie and the blowfish, steve miller band, the tragically hip, aerosmith et al, and at some point beer will be sprayed on the t-shirts of drunk girls, who will be taken advantage of, and/or make out with other girls, with all the dudes yelling "yeah!".
Wow, it's just like the movies!
Audio.
08-23-2009, 11:53 PM
they're predominantly, but not always, usually at college or university frat houses, filled to the brim with preppy jock frat dudes, who refer to women as "bitches" or "chicks", rock birkenstocks and abercrombie & fitch, get really drunk and yell things like "beer! pussy! yeah! woo! chug chug chug!", and the beer is almost always a shitty north american generic domestic brew, ie budweiser, molson canadian. the music played is usually hootie and the blowfish, steve miller band, the tragically hip, aerosmith et al, and at some point beer will be sprayed on the t-shirts of drunk girls, who will be taken advantage of, and/or make out with other girls, with all the dudes yelling "yeah!".
And they wear Polos with Khaki shorts and flip-flops.
I FUCKEN HATE FLIP-FLOP! Why?
jabumbo
08-23-2009, 11:56 PM
your mother should have sent you to bible camp
they're predominantly, but not always, usually at college or university frat houses, filled to the brim with preppy jock frat dudes, who refer to women as "bitches" or "chicks", rock birkenstocks and abercrombie & fitch, get really drunk and yell things like "beer! pussy! yeah! woo! chug chug chug!", and the beer is almost always a shitty north american generic domestic brew, ie budweiser, molson canadian. the music played is usually hootie and the blowfish, steve miller band, the tragically hip, aerosmith et al, and at some point beer will be sprayed on the t-shirts of drunk girls, who will be taken advantage of, and/or make out with other girls, with all the dudes yelling "yeah!".
you just don't know the right people.
funk63
08-24-2009, 07:19 AM
Soooooooo did you lose that v card?
The Kid here played his first round of stinkfinger waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy back when at one of these gatherings.....
beastieboysbaby
08-24-2009, 03:26 PM
your mother should have sent you to bible camp
hellllllllllllllll no.
i already went to catholic school and everything.
Soooooooo did you lose that v card?
not at tha kegger.
What about at THE kegger?
Freebasser
08-24-2009, 04:19 PM
It's not even as if it's easier to type 'tha'. It's the same amount of letters, and 'a' is more of a stretch on the keyboard than 'e' is when you've just typed 'th'.
:rolleyes:
beastieboysbaby
08-24-2009, 04:22 PM
i don't pronoune it as 'the', i say 'tha' when i talk. so that's how i type it.
you just don't know the right people.
no, knowing the right people got me out of attending a few on-campus jock parties and going to clubs, underground parties, raves, music and art festivals etc in the city.
RobMoney$
08-24-2009, 04:29 PM
not at tha kegger.
So BBB's has lost her virginity, but Bob still hasn't?
LOL.
Freebasser
08-24-2009, 04:31 PM
i don't pronoune it as 'the', i say 'tha' when i talk. so that's how i type it.
We can't type in our accents, or everyone would be confused (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86209)!
roosta
08-24-2009, 04:31 PM
BYOB
funk63
08-24-2009, 04:35 PM
not at tha kegger.
That's hot as fuck.
I went to a catholic school too, shitwasmadgay.
So BBB's has lost her virginity, but Bob still hasn't?
LOL.
i'm glad you're keeping track
I've only been to a keg party one time, but it wasn't a big party or anything. There were like 5 other people at this storage space rented out, where my friend had his drums in there, and played a dope hip-hop beat on his drums. The keg was good shit, too. Nice and cold.
BBB, I hope you had a good time, but I also hope you didn't do anything you didn't feel comfortable doing.
RobMoney$
08-24-2009, 04:41 PM
i'm glad you're keeping track
It's not hard, actually.
It's not hard, actually.
that's what she said
about your dick
RobMoney$
08-24-2009, 04:51 PM
Why so short, I hope I didn't rub you the wrong way?
that's what....you said
wait
Why so short, I hope I didn't rub you the wrong way?
Is that what she said as well?
beastieboysbaby
08-24-2009, 04:58 PM
BBB, I hope you had a good time, but I also hope you didn't do anything you didn't feel comfortable doing.
no, i didn't. but this fucking guy start grabbing my ass and feelin me up. disgusting.
and when i decided to lay down and crash (note i was half way asleep) this fucking douche bag comes in and lays on top of me and keeps saying 'give me a kiss then i'll go back and drink a couple more beers....don't act like your asleep.'
i was just like, 'look you can't force that shit, me kissing you, and i don't WANT to kiss you, so let me sleep.'
Freebasser
08-24-2009, 05:00 PM
You didn't mention that you were at this kegger too, Bob?
Echewta
08-24-2009, 07:50 PM
The dude sounds like a winner BBB. I hope you've learned how to use your knee on a guy.
wait until you go to a party with 5 kegs and case races
ToucanSpam
08-24-2009, 08:07 PM
Did you guys ever stop to think that RobMoney and Bob actually are both named Robert...weird eh?
Echewta
08-24-2009, 08:09 PM
Is Bert short for Robert?
wait until you go to a party with 5 kegs and case races
oh god, case races. i only did that once, never again. it was teams of four, and i just finished my last beer and immediately had to throw up (not because I was drunk, my stomach was just too full). i sprinted down the hallway and just barely made it to the bathroom. while i was puking, one of my teammates came in and puked in the sink and in between hurls he shouted "WE WON"
sucked. i hate drinking games that are about pain. like the waterfall card in kings. i hate that one, i always cheat
oh god, case races. i only did that once, never again. it was teams of four, and i just finished my last beer and immediately had to throw up (not because I was drunk, my stomach was just too full). i sprinted down the hallway and just barely made it to the bathroom. while i was puking, one of my teammates came in and puked in the sink and in between hurls he shouted "WE WON"
sucked. i hate drinking games that are about pain. like the waterfall card in kings. i hate that one, i always cheat
oh these cases are head to head competitions but it can involve more than two people my friends created a drinking title or belt and we have our own drinking team called the milwaukee bashers, but last one i was at made it to 18 couldn't do more its whoever gets to 24 first but if you throw up you are disqualified.
Waterfall card does suck i hate that game to but that and quarters did that with a mixture of carlo rossi and coors light god it was the worst thing ever.
RobMoney$
08-24-2009, 08:35 PM
Did you guys ever stop to think that RobMoney and Bob actually are both named Robert...weird eh?
It's not as weird as you and Padster having the same name.
RobMoney$
08-24-2009, 08:36 PM
Is Bert short for Robert?
You guys ASSUME my name is Robert.
You know what happens when you ASSUME things, don't you?
oh these cases are head to head competitions but it can involve more than two people my friends created a drinking title or belt and we have our own drinking team called the milwaukee bashers, but last one i was at made it to 18 couldn't do more its whoever gets to 24 first but if you throw up you are disqualified.
Waterfall card does suck i hate that game to but that and quarters did that with a mixture of carlo rossi and coors light god it was the worst thing ever.
a one on one case race sounds terrible. how long do they generally last? when we did it with teams of four, we were just chugging as fast as our bodies would let us, i can't imagine doing that for 24 beers
jabumbo
08-24-2009, 10:52 PM
you totally can't wint a case race if you puke. it's common law, man
a one on one case race sounds terrible. how long do they generally last? when we did it with teams of four, we were just chugging as fast as our bodies would let us, i can't imagine doing that for 24 beers
5-8hrs
Videodrome
08-24-2009, 11:06 PM
a one on one case race sounds terrible. how long do they generally last? when we did it with teams of four, we were just chugging as fast as our bodies would let us, i can't imagine doing that for 24 beers
that's called survival of the fittest, modern day darwinism at it's best.
mikizee
08-25-2009, 01:19 AM
Me and my friends play kings too, but we don't have the waterfall card, what's that?
Me and my friends play kings too, but we don't have the waterfall card, what's that?
it's generally the ace. the person who pulls it picks a direction (clockwise or counterclockwise) and the person next to them can't stop drinking until the person who picked the card stops drinking, and then the person next to that person can't stop drinking until the person who was next to the person who drew the card stops drinking, and then the person next to the person who...and so on until finally the last person has been chugging their guts out gets to stop drinking because the person standing next to them stops drinking
it's annoying because inevitably some jackass who has something to prove or who otherwise enjoys human suffering prolongs it for as long as possible and you're just kind of standing there chugging miller lite going "give it a rest you cunt". i always cheat by sipping very slowly in a way that makes it look like i'm actually chugging. nobody ever calls me on it because i suspect that most people hate waterfall as much as i do and they're cheating too
insertnamehere
08-26-2009, 01:50 PM
is this kings game the same as circle of death? i love circle of death. i also enjoy the suffering that waterfall causes.
Brother McDuff
08-26-2009, 02:02 PM
kings? is that the same as king's cup?
waterfalls really ain't that bad. everybody suffers together.
Micodin
08-26-2009, 02:05 PM
waterfalls really ain't that bad. everybody suffers together.
Didn't TLC warn you about chasing waterfalls?
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