I asked my girlfriend if I could keep a chamber pot in her room

[rirv]

She declined the request.

I think this is highly unfair as she lives in the basement room of her house and the only toilet is upstairs - ie two flights of stairs. This is far too much to negotiate in the night when I need to pee and leads to at least twenty minutes spent debating with myself whether I should get up or try and sleep again before I inevitably have to force myself out of bed.

I think women are just jealous at man's ability to pee anyway and anywhere.

If chamber pots were good enough for Victorians they're good enough for the 21st Century.

[paul jones]

If chamber pots were good enough for Victorians they're good enough for the 21st Century.


hear hear(y)

you'll just have to use a diet coke bottle unless she sees the wrongs of her mind

[cubsfirstplace]

what in tarnation is a chamber pot?

[paul jones]

what in tarnation is a chamber pot?

it's for pissing in

[na§tee]

the victorians also practiced blood letting and trepanning.

[Echewta]

You aren't selling it right. Inform her that a chamber pot could also be used for cooking stews and other delights. Im assuming the kitchen is one level up and having a pot for cooking in her bedroom would also save time.

[trailerprincess]

the victorians also practiced blood letting and trepanning.

People still do both....but chamber pots are freaking gross.

[na§tee]

sure people still do both, but then all of them were considered normal! and they were all pretty gross, i'd say :confused:

[Freebasser]

There's nothing like a nice refreshing drink from the contents of one's chamber pot.

Wait... what?

[jabumbo]

mountain dew 2 liter,



and hope that she doesn't like the stuff

[checkyourprez]

you guys must have small cocks.

gatorade bottle is what should be used.


shit my brother used to use one all the time at our house and his bedroom was 10 feet away from our bathroom.

[Videodrome]

cleveland steamer that shit; it's free.

[Dorothy Wood]

my friend used to have a roommate that would piss in a big jug and keep it in his closet and then he'd just leave it in the bathroom to empty later and he got a girlfriend miraculously once and apparently offered the jug to her to pee in and she ran out of his room screaming. and that was that.

moral of the story: girls don't like to be around containers of piss.

[Fern]

get a new girlfriend :cool: