Something nasty happened at my work?

[sjp]

Some customer had a period on one of the beds we have on the sales floor that people can lay on and test out yea as warehouse guy I am not moving that bed.

Has this ever happened at your work?

[Dorothy Wood]

this should be a poll

[DipDipDive]

I'm not in the "beds on the floor" field.

[Dorothy Wood]

when I worked at Hobby Lobby, everyone had to do a bathroom cleaning shift. there were lots of employees, so I ended up having to do it about once a month. it was grody to the max in the ladies room. I don't know what the flying fuck happened in there. I'm talking, blood and poop splatters every fuckin time. so many poop explosions happened there. I think people came to the store to specifically blow out poop all over the bathroom stalls.

[mikizee]

Yep, when I worked in a nightclub I had to clean bathrooms throughout the night and the ladies bathroom was always 10x filthier than the mens.

[Bob]

i live with 2 women and i'm pretty sure one of them is menstruating on the toilet. like i don't really know how periods work, i've never had one or watched one, but every now and then there's just this really conspicuous dark red blotch on either the bottom of the toilet seat or the inside of the rim. she wouldn't have any occasion to notice it, because women don't have any particular reason to lift the toilet seat, but i do. whenever it's there, i just leave the seat up for all to see (i'm generally quite good about putting the seat down, i had a dog who liked to drink from the toilet, so i do it as a force of habit, i only do this when i have a reason) and by the end of the day it's gone

how does that happen? do periods work that way? or is she smearing a pad on the bottom of the seat or something?

[Fern]

i live with 2 women and i'm pretty sure one of them is menstruating on the toilet. like i don't really know how periods work, i've never had one or watched one, but every now and then there's just this really conspicuous dark red blotch on either the bottom of the toilet seat or the inside of the rim. she wouldn't have any occasion to notice it, because women don't have any particular reason to lift the toilet seat, but i do. whenever it's there, i just leave the seat up for all to see (i'm generally quite good about putting the seat down, i had a dog who liked to drink from the toilet, so i do it as a force of habit, i only do this when i have a reason) and by the end of the day it's gone

how does that happen? do periods work that way? or is she smearing a pad on the bottom of the seat or something?

that old dude that you live with could be bleeding out of his ass. it happens to older dudes sometimes when they drink a lot of vodka or have some health concerns.

[paul jones]

When I worked at a pub in Australia I sometimes had to clean up the ladies toilets and it was shocking

[easy 3]

I was a handyman until recently and once had to unblock a (mens) toilet - someone had achieved an absolutely inhuman quantity of faeces.

I did have a photo on my phone that showed that you could stand the toilet brush up in the swamp of human waste that was filling the bowl. I deleted the photo when I found that people seriously disapproved of me showing it to them.

I simply couldn't believe that one person could possibly have that kind of internal volume, but equally couldn't picture people making a collective effort on the job.

I couldn't help but be impressed by the biology involved.

[faz]

I work in a bar and once had to clean poop off the floor, right next to the toilet. Not sure if he just didn't make it in time or what.

Also one of our regulars vomited all over the door on her way out. Hasn't been back since. Luckily we were pretty dead at the time except for one couple....sitting next to the front door.

[Echewta]

No wonder the janitor was always pissed off at us during my freshman year at the dorm.

[TAL]

I've done the nasty at my work.

[Echewta]

I did the nasty at your work too.

[Freebasser]

Maybe you did the nasty together?

[Adam]

Ok, people who don't put the toilet lid down have obviously not thought how you are killing people.

Talking lid here btw, not seat.

Because when you flush millions of germs must be pushed up into the air by the water movement - I know most will go down but some will go up - if the toilet lid was up then you're gonna contain most of the outbreak - because that is what it is if too many people leave it up - they'll merge into a killer bug and kill us all.

Also, people think I am weird for this but I refuse to keep my toothbrush in the same room as a toilet for that very reason. Its just there grabbing all the germs from all the different people who use the toilet and then put that same brush in my mouth? Ugh, I'm gagging at the thought.

[faz]

Ok, people who don't put the toilet lid down have obviously not thought how you are killing people.

Talking lid here btw, not seat.

Because when you flush millions of germs must be pushed up into the air by the water movement - I know most will go down but some will go up - if the toilet lid was up then you're gonna contain most of the outbreak - because that is what it is if too many people leave it up - they'll merge into a killer bug and kill us all.

Also, people think I am weird for this but I refuse to keep my toothbrush in the same room as a toilet for that very reason. Its just there grabbing all the germs from all the different people who use the toilet and then put that same brush in my mouth? Ugh, I'm gagging at the thought.

But surely the fact that we all do this and we are all fine should show something?

[Adam]

But surely the fact that we all do this and we are all fine should show something?

Its like global warming, its fine to pollute at first, but do it too much and you're fucked.

[faz]

Its like global warming, its fine to pollute at first, but do it too much and you're fucked.

Heh, I was actually expecting someone to make a reference to smoking. They actually tested it on mythbusters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeAOC3A0xJ8) and the general consensus is that there is poo everywhere.

[Randetica]

it's already the 5th day of my period (y)

[Dorothy Wood]

i live with 2 women and i'm pretty sure one of them is menstruating on the toilet. like i don't really know how periods work, i've never had one or watched one, but every now and then there's just this really conspicuous dark red blotch on either the bottom of the toilet seat or the inside of the rim. she wouldn't have any occasion to notice it, because women don't have any particular reason to lift the toilet seat, but i do. whenever it's there, i just leave the seat up for all to see (i'm generally quite good about putting the seat down, i had a dog who liked to drink from the toilet, so i do it as a force of habit, i only do this when i have a reason) and by the end of the day it's gone

how does that happen? do periods work that way? or is she smearing a pad on the bottom of the seat or something?


well bob, sometimes the blood slops out in chunks and can get messy. I personally, have never understood how it gets under the toilet seat though (this doesn't happen to me, but one of my roommates is notorious for leaving her blood all over, bleh). I'm guessing one of the girls just flops her vag down on the toilet seat and slides back, as this is what I have decided my roommate probably does. So, she might get blood all over the seat too, but wipes it off (my roommate does not always wipe hers off) ignoring the underneath part.

my roommate also forgets to flush a lot. she is disgusting. you'd never know it from looking at her though, she's very put together. I think maybe she just doesn't feel shame.

[rirv]

When I was 17 I went on a German exchange trip to the shitty city of Leipzig in the former East. My room was in the basement and the dog also lived down there. The dog was on its period and kept leaving blood trails on the tiled floor.

I got my revenge by going to a free vodka night at a new bar in town and vommited all down the side of their car when they came to pick me up:cool:

[checkyourprez]

well bob, sometimes the blood slops out in chunks and can get messy. I personally, have never understood how it gets under the toilet seat though (this doesn't happen to me, but one of my roommates is notorious for leaving her blood all over, bleh). I'm guessing one of the girls just flops her vag down on the toilet seat and slides back, as this is what I have decided my roommate probably does. So, she might get blood all over the seat too, but wipes it off (my roommate does not always wipe hers off) ignoring the underneath part.

my roommate also forgets to flush a lot. she is disgusting. you'd never know it from looking at her though, she's very put together. I think maybe she just doesn't feel shame.


seiohgdsiohsdgilhsogih aerpoih you have no clue how sick that first line just made me.

[Micodin]

seiohgdsiohsdgilhsogih aerpoih you have no clue how sick that first line just made me.

I'm glad you said it. I barfed out my Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries after reading it.

[Documad]

how does that happen? do periods work that way? or is she smearing a pad on the bottom of the seat or something?

Did you ever see CSI where they can tell how tall the killer was because of blood spatter evidence -- and they can see that the blood flew off the knife at a certain angle showing whether the killer was stabbing in an upward motion or downward? It's kind of like that. If a tampon gets really soaked in blood, when you pull it out via the string, and there's a bit of suction going on, even if you're trying to just pull it directly down into the toilet, there could be spatter from the tampon. There's usually only one day a month where flow is heavy enough to have the potential for spatter. I doubt they knew it was happening but now they should be watching for it if you've left the seat up.

[Randetica]

When I was 17 I went on a German exchange trip to the shitty city of Leipzig in the former East. My room was in the basement and the dog also lived down there. The dog was on its period and kept leaving blood trails on the tiled floor.


*wanks uncontrolably*

[nodanaonlyzuul]

not at work but as others have said, women's bathrooms are really disgusting.

Granted I have used one where the toilet really DOES NOT flush and I keep trying with no luck. In those cases, if someone is waiting in line I tell them it doesn't flush. But really there is nothing else to do other than walk out and maybe tell an employee about it.

Still with the amount of unflushed poop and pee, so many of us are fucking disgusting. Gross. Just flush it. I used my foot (with a shoe on of course, with the sole) to flush it so I don't have to touch the handle.

Thankfully I haven't run in to blood yet. Ugh. Ughughugh. I want to barf now.

[b i o n i c]

^ i hear that a lot from women

wtf.. WHYYYYYYYYY are women's bathrooms so gross, there has to be a reason

[hpdrifter]

When I worked in a job where I had to clean bathrooms the men's was always grosser. Without fail the one with poop smears, pee sprays and toilet paper everywhere. After a time I refused to clean it and left it to the boys to follow after their kind.

Anyway, also, why is there a question mark in the title of this thread.

[mickill]

Anyway, also, why is there a question mark in the title of this thread.
Good question.

Btw, you forgot yours.

[Nuzzolese]

^ i hear that a lot from women

wtf.. WHYYYYYYYYY are women's bathrooms so gross, there has to be a reason

Most women are so dainty and with such delicate, impractical sensibilities that they are painfully squeamish about public restrooms. They go in and without touching any of their surroundings they pull down their undies, shut their eyes tight and cover their ears as they spray in whatever direction they can, as fast as they can, then run screaming "ew ew ew!!"

[Randetica]

im no public toilet expert but ive never seen a dirty one, guess our cleaning ladies are better than yours or we are cleaner people or both

[hpdrifter]

I meant to.?

[Adam]

The first time reading this thread I got a head ache cus of the question mark - it could mean something completely different with or without?

But then, because sometimes americans raise the pitch of their voice at the end of a sentence, a statement sometimes sounds like a question to me?

But I ain't fronting (hehe) because I make terrible grammatical errors all the time but I get pissed off at me to for my lack of clarity?

[Dorothy Wood]

Most women are so dainty and with such delicate, impractical sensibilities that they are painfully squeamish about public restrooms. They go in and without touching any of their surroundings they pull down their undies, shut their eyes tight and cover their ears as they spray in whatever direction they can, as fast as they can, then run screaming "ew ew ew!!"

I'm pretty sure this is true a lot of times. I've noticed that the restrooms in dive bars are a lot cleaner than the ones in yuppie bars. Women that go to filthy hole-in-the-walls don't mind sitting on the seat, and therefore the toilets stay cleaner.

god damn hoverers. they should be beaten with pee-soaked tampons.


(ugh, sorry)

[Dorothy Wood]

seiohgdsiohsdgilhsogih aerpoih you have no clue how sick that first line just made me.

I'm glad you said it. I barfed out my Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries after reading it.


MUWHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHA!

the truth is gross, sorry dudes.

[Helvete]

A friend's Facebook status from yesterday - "some old guys haemorrhoids burst in the toilet at work = me giving dinner a miss tonight !!!"

Followed by "i thought someone had dropped liver on the floor ha ha".

Now THAT'S sick!

[sjp]

When I worked in a job where I had to clean bathrooms the men's was always grosser. Without fail the one with poop smears, pee sprays and toilet paper everywhere. After a time I refused to clean it and left it to the boys to follow after their kind.

Anyway, also, why is there a question mark in the title of this thread.

good question i was a bit drunk trying to get the image of that chick having her period on a bed in a retail store, and my boss cleaning it with no gloves.

[RobMoney$]

Did you ever see CSI where they can tell how tall the killer was because of blood spatter evidence -- and they can see that the blood flew off the knife at a certain angle showing whether the killer was stabbing in an upward motion or downward? It's kind of like that. If a tampon gets really soaked in blood, when you pull it out via the string, and there's a bit of suction going on, even if you're trying to just pull it directly down into the toilet, there could be spatter from the tampon. There's usually only one day a month where flow is heavy enough to have the potential for spatter. I doubt they knew it was happening but now they should be watching for it if you've left the seat up.


GOD, I love a women with a heavy flow.

[Documad]

Maybe Bob should buy them some bigger tampons and see if that helps.

I rarely encounter a ladies room that's even a little bit dirty. There's this one coffee shop though, that has a FREEZING cold bathroom.

[Dorothy Wood]

I went to a dance club tonight for a birthday party and the toilet seemed clean as far as I could see, but there was clearly a huge puke splatter on the wall which made me want to hurl myself. it was tough to say what it was though, as the only light in there was green and dim. :(

*takes shower*