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Michelle*s_Farm
09-03-2009, 06:47 AM
For some reason I think you guys may enjoy this -- perhaps a little too much :)

http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/handy/insult.html
Audio.
09-03-2009, 07:11 AM
Thou spleeny toad-spotted foot-licker!

huh, so thats how an insult was before? lame shit.
rirv
09-03-2009, 07:20 AM
Fuck off you cunt. - MacBeth, Act III, Scene II.

I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck, you miserable arsehole. - As You Like It, Act I, Scene I.
Michelle*s_Farm
09-03-2009, 07:33 AM
Yo this one is nasty:

"Thou rank shard-borne codpiece!"

Translation:

You are a smelly jockstrap!
paul jones
09-03-2009, 10:33 AM
Thou wayward sheep-biting moldwarp!

I'll have to use some of these down the pub later
Audio.
09-03-2009, 04:26 PM
Fuck off you cunt. - MacBeth, Act III, Scene II.

I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck, you miserable arsehole. - As You Like It, Act I, Scene I.

He stoled Duke Nukem's phrases that old pansy son of a bitch
Michelle*s_Farm
09-04-2009, 05:16 AM
Thou wayward sheep-biting moldwarp!

I'll have to use some of these down the pub later

So did you have any luck with the phrases at the pub? I am having the hardest time remembering and incorporating them into a regular
conversation. My biggest fear is that I would be sectioned (http://www.thesite.org/healthandwellbeing/mentalhealth/treatments/beingsectioned);)
paul jones
09-04-2009, 01:47 PM
So did you have any luck with the phrases at the pub? I am having the hardest time remembering and incorporating them into a regular
conversation. My biggest fear is that I would be sectioned (http://www.thesite.org/healthandwellbeing/mentalhealth/treatments/beingsectioned);)

nah I forgot as the talk was of Fantasy Football for about half an hour.I don't think anyone would have been impressed anyway.
Caribou
09-05-2009, 05:26 PM
"Thou puking tardy-gaited fustilarian!"

I shall be using that one in Literature class. My tutor will be ever so amused.